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Deltarune? WTF TOBY-

~~IN ANOTHER TIMELINE~~

Nightmare: *whistling*

Horror: Nightmare, shut up. Ru Pauls drag race is getting real.

Nightmare: I AM YOUR LEADER, I DON'T NEED TO-

Nightmare: Wait. Why are you watching men dress up as ladies?

Horror: ...

Horror: ...

Horror: ...

Nightmare: Well?

Horror: SHUT UP!!

Killer: Hey! Don't talk to my senpai like that!

Cross: What? HE'S IS NOT YOUR SENPAI!

Nightmare: I'M NOT ANYONE'S SENPAI!

Cross: Yeah, you are MINE.

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: Whatever.

Susie: That's a lot of dots...

Nightmare: wtf who are YOU

Susie: Your worst nightmare.

Nightmare: what

Susie: Also, watch out.

Nightmare: wha-

*SMACK*

Lancer: WOW! A CONVENIENT CUSHION!

Lancer: Wait...you aren't a cushion...

Nightmare: *grabs Lancer by the...neck?*

Nightmare: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Susie: *raises axe* I'D PUT HIM DOWN IF I WERE YOU.

*Dust, Killer, Cross, and Error come to Nightmare's side*

Nightmare: OMG HORROR!

Horror: UGH FINE UGH *turns off tv and walks to Nightmare*

Nightmare: HA! YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH?

*drops Lancer, who runs away behind Susie*

Susie: WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT! 

*Lancer disappears*

Susie: wait where's Lancer

*Lancer has been...discarded.*

Susie: WHY??

Nightmare: HA

*Only Bad Sanse-

*err...

*Only Bad Toby Fox Characters allowed in the castle.*

Nightmare: Pfft, bad? She looks like she could barely kill a fly!

Susie: WELL HAVE YOU??

Nightmare: THOSE THINGS ARE HARD TO CATCH OKAY

Error: ...you haven't killed a fly before?

Nightmare: OH MY GOD SHUT UP WHY ARE YOU ONLY TALKING NOW?!

Error: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR CRAP!

Dust: HEY! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING TO ME?!

Cross: BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SO-CALLED SHIP WITH KILLER!

Killer: YEAH! wait what-

Dust: JUST CAUSE I HAVE EXP DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS :,,,,,,(

Cross: I DON'T CARE! 

Dust: I HATE YOU! 

Nightmare: DON'T TALK TO THE TEAMMATES LIKE THAT! 

Killer: Srsly tho what did Cross say-

Error: YOU'RE ONLY STEPPING IN CAUSE YOU LIKE CROSS!!

Nightmare: NO I DON'T SHUT UP 

Nightmare: WELL, YOU LIKE INK!

Killer: wtf is happening my god

Killer: *stands beside Susie*

Susie: ...Can I leave?

Killer: Nope.

Susie: ...

Susie: ...

Susie: Any idea what's going on?

*Everyone else is screaming at each other*

*Not screaming words. Just noise*

Killer: Nope.

Susie: Huh.

Susie: Do you think the author will change the title?

Killer: Doubt it. She's too lazy, and you are probably just some special event.

Susie: OH.

Susie: RUDE.

Nightmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Error: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Horror: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dust: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING HORROR?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAA

Horror: ...

Horror: I'm gonna watch Ru Paul.

*screaming continues*

Horror:     i n      m y      r o o m

S U S I E    J O I N E D    T H E    P A R T Y

*weird music playing*

You can all ask Susie too! (btw, Susie is an anagram of issue...)

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