REEEEEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT TO ADD TWO COMMENTS COS MY COMPUTER KEEPS GLITCHING I'M SO SORRY!!!

Mercy_Paris

I'm sorry you must think this book is trash since your first comment ever I forgot to add REEEEEE I'M SORRYYYYY-

Error, you need more love!!!

*Huggies!!!*

Error: I'm good I don't need lo-

Error: *glitched screaming*

Error: T__T_T_T_T_T--_T_T___r-at_-r-t{)P%(OId8ugysn32 cabv87dxkhl'o90

Susie: Uh...he doesn't like to be touched...

Susie: I'll tell him you hugged him when he reboots...hehe...

Susie: Sorry? 

Error: *reboots* Woah... what happened? 

Susie: Oh, someone hugged you and you crashed.

Error: oh?

Error: Well uh...don't? I guess?

Error: I mean, I'm cool if you want to be friends I guess just don't. touch. me. 

Error: *glares at everything* EVER. 

Horror: what if I'm INK-

Error: INK DOESN'T COUNT YOU UNCULTURED SWIN-

puppydog1030

SORRY FOR FORGETTING REEE-

Horror! Make some kind of grand gesture for Lust! Aka, art or something-

Lust! You're flipping awesome! *Hugs Lust and pats his head* Keep being awesome!

Horror: Oh...I suck at art...

Horror: Goddammit I hope he doesn't hate me after this...

Lust: Oh hehe, thanks!! ^.w.^

~LATER~

Horror: So uh, Lust? I painted you...something...

Lust: Oh? What is it?

Horror: *hands Lust a paper with a poorly drawn Lust on it*

Lust: o-oh..thanks? 

Horror: There's...something on the back...

Lust: *turns the paper over and reads it out loud*

Life is a pen

But you are a highlighter.

Life drew up the world;

but you made it brighter.

Everyone: ...

Cross: tHAT WAS SO GOOD!!

Killer: *grabs Lust and shakes him* GET OUT OF MY FRIENDDD

Horror: *thinking* My painting is so baddddd please don't hate meeee...

Meltheshipper

Thanks for the advice Lust and Horror.

Lust: You're welcome!!

Killer: *pokes Lust* aRE YOU POSSESING HORROR?!

Lust: Uhm, n-no?????

Killer: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE IDIOT THAT WAS MY FRIEND?!

Lust: NOTHING I SWEAR!!!

Dust: calm DOWN Killer!!

Killer: *glares at Lust and shrinks into the shadows*

Lust: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!

Susie: I gave up trying to figure out.

Error: *shakes his head* Nobody knows dude, and nobody ever will. 

Thanks Susie I'm sure we'll make a great duo! If you want we can prank Nightmare with water and toss him out a window. Don't let Cross know about this!

Susie: HEHE HELL YEAH!

Susie: Great practice for the pranking wars!

Horror: I'll distract Cross!

Cross: wut-

Horror: c'mON LET'S MAKE COOKIES.

Cross: ...

Cross: Eh, okay sure! *didn't really hear anything but his name*

Horror: *walks to the kitchen with Cross*

Susie: ...

Susie: tIME TO STRIKE.

~LATER~

Susie: n-NIGHTMARE! DREAM IS IN THE CASTLE!!

Nightmare: *swoops in* wHAT?!

Susie: *spray Nightmare with a water bottle*

Nightmare: *hisses* WHAT THE HECK?!

Susie: *dumps water on Nightmare's head* 

Nightmare: *standing there and shaking* e-EEK!!

Susie: *picks up Nightmare and throws him out the window*

Nightmare: aAAAAHHH-

Nightmare: *grabs the ledge with his tentacle* (forgot how to spell tentacle for a sec lol)

Susie: ...

Susie: f*CK. 

Nightmare: *climbs up*

Nightmare: OOOH, YOU ARE DEAD SUSIE. WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU-

Cross: Nightmare! I baked cookies that look like you! *walks out of the kitchen*

Horror: Cross, WAIT- *sees Susie, a broken window, and a soaking wet Nightmare*

Horror: *whispers* you owe me Susie

Nightmare; *glares at Susie, then takes a bite of the cookies*

Nightmare: Wow! Hey, these are really good!

Cross: *smiles sweetly* Aw, thanks!

Nightmare: *continues to glare at Susie, but doesn't attack*

Susie: *breathes out* 

Susie: *thinking* dear diary, I almost died-

_nagitokomaeda_

We should make a chia pet of nightmare where instead of leaves, you grow tentacles

Nightmare: That would be...

Nightmare: perfect.

Susie: Noo...then we'd have two things to worry about throwing us out windows. 

Nightmare: *glares at Susie x100* Yeah, you.

Susie: *puts her hands up* i promise i wont plz don't hurt me-

Error: Wait...

Error: But how are we supposed to make it?

Nightmare: ....uh-

Nightmare: Maybe...we'll make a mold of me...then put some of my substance into it...

Nightmare: Then...water it?

Error: Who's going to make the mold?

Cross: Not me. As much as I'd like to...I'm better in the kitchen.

Horror: Not me...I'm better with words than actual...uh, stuff.

Error: yeah great words wow.

Lust: Can I?

 Nightmare: NO.

Dust: What about me? 

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: I guess...

Nightmare: You better not f*ck this up.

Killer: Can I help?!

Nightmare: ABSOLUTELY NEVER NO.

Killer: fine.

~LATER~

Dust: Okay, finished!

Killer: Hm? *sees a pretty decent sculpture of a pissed Nightmare*

Killer: lol that's perfect!

Dust: *blushes a little* Hehe, thanks!!

Nightmare: Are you do-

Nightmare: WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT?!

Dust: It's *snickers* you?

Nightmare: *glares at Dust but takes it and puts some of his goop in it*

Everyone: ....

Horror: now what?

Lust: Do we water it?

Nightmare: Maybe not. Water sucks. 

Error: You're just scared of it.

Nightmare: *glares at everyone cos he can*

~LATER, EVERYONE DECIDES TO PUT IT ON THE WINDOWSILL AND WAITS~

The_Ninjago_Fangirl

 Lust can you be my friend? I'm a fan of you. :3

Lust: YESS!!

Lust: MORE FRIENDS!!

Horror: Yeahh...more friends

Horror: Who are just friends and nothing more than friends. 

Lust: ...

Lust: wut-

Horror: Nothing, nothing. 

Horror: *thinking* y'all better not hurt him-

I dare everyone to play 2 truths and 1 lie.

Killer: HELL YEAH BOIZZZZ

Killer: Let's do this sh*t!! Everyone sit in a circle!

Error: ehh... I'm staying on the couch.

Killer: tsk, WHATEVER!

*AFTER ALMOST EVERYONE WAS SITTING IN A CIRCLE*

Killer: Okay, I'm going first!

Killer: 1. I'm dating Dust.

Dust: *coughs violently*

Killer: 2. I'm good friends with a person inside a void!

Killer: And finally, I got the streaks on my face from crying!

Dust: *raises hand* I know!!

Killer: mMMmMMm...

Killer: *sighs* I was hoping for more tension, but sure, what is it?

Dust: Well, WE ARE DATING. 

Dust: And you have a friend in a void named Colour! Sans who has the power of six human souls. 

Dust: The lie is, you didn't get the streaks from crying, but from Chara who once possessed your body!

Killer: *finger guns* hELL YEAH U R SO SMART I LUV U-

Error: yes okay we get it he's your boyfriend shut up.

Killer: Why, you want to go next??

Error: wha-

Error: Whatever, let's get this over with. 

Error: I have two siblings. 

Error: I have two cousins. 

Susie: Why are all of these about your 'family'-

Error: SHUT UP. 

Error: And finally...

Error: I uh... had a pink pinky. 

Susie: pFFT-

Susie: A PINK-y! 

Error: sh-SHUT UP!

Lust: OH MY GOD. 

Lust: I REMEMBER THAT PINKY!!

Error: NO YOU DON'T JUST GUESS ALREADY!!

Lust: It's your two cousins right?

Lust: I know Fresh and Geno are your brothers...

Error: Yeah, yeah you're right. SOMEBODY ELSE GO. 

Dust: Ooh! I want to!

Dust: I actually have a higher LV than most Chara's since I killed more times than them.

Dust: My best friend is probably my Papyrus, who I talk with often!

Killer: my boyfriend is insane :,)

Dust: And I had another boyfriend before!

Killer: ...

Killer: THAT IS A LIE. 

Dust: Aw, you know me so wel-

Killer: THAT IS A LIE AND ONLY A LIE.

Dust: *pats Killers head* You care?

Killer: u-UH!! N-n-no! 

Dust: *laughs*

Lust: I WANT TO GO!!

Horror: But...nobody really knows anything about you...

Lust: Therefore, I will win. 

Susie: wE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!! *#determination*

Lust: hehe... okay...

Lust: I had a part-time job as a pole-dancer...

Lust: I used to date L!Frisk...

Lust: And I like Horror. 

Horror: *blushes* WH-WHAT?!?!

Susie: Uh...you...NEVER DATED YOUR FRISK!!

Lust: Hehe, you're right! That was the lie!

Horror: Oh...

Horror: OH!!

Horror: *covers his face with the still-wet sweater*

Lust: *laughs at Horror*

Lust: Hey Susie, how about you go next?

Susie: *shrugs* Okay. 

Susie: My dad is Barney the Dinosaur,

Susie: I once ate a persons face, 

Susie: And I like school. 

Killer: You don't like school!1!!

Susie: lol Loser sure I do. 

Killer: dAMMIT-

Dust: You...never ate a face??

Susie: ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS!! MY DAD ISN'T BARNEY HE IS LITERALLY A TV SHOW CHARACTER!

Horror: omg wth

Horror: my life is a lie-

Killer: hOW CAN IT LIE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE!

Horror: oMG SHUT UP!!

Nightmare: OKAY!!

Nightmare: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!

Nightmare: ...it's my turn...

Nightmare: I used to date a guy who was a huge pacifist,

Nightmare: I keep a journal that dates all the way back when I was a small child,

Nightmare: And I am able to turn my tentacles to other objects, besides tentacles.

Horror: Wait... does that mean you're able to turn it into a dildo????

Lust: wTF-

Cross: Anything means ANYTHING, Horror. 

Error: Yeah, of course you'd know. 

Cross: *blushes and turns away*

Cross: A-ANYWAYS!! The lie is the pacifist guy. You  never dated anyone but me. 

Horror: Are you sure~

Cross: *blushes like crazy* Y-YES I AM SURE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Nightmare: He's right-

Nightmare: *glares at Horror* sO LAY OFF HIM. 

Cross: O-oh...I'm the last person to go...

Cross: Ahem! 

Cross: My favourite food isn't actually chocolate, but tacos,

Cross: I HATE coffee, 

Cross: And I am afraid of goats. 

Error: Uh, the last ones a lie. 

Error: You're afraid of COWS, not goats. 

Cross: *blushes even more* y-yeah...so...?

Error: *shrugs and turns on the TV*

Lust: ...

Lust: So that's that?

Susie: I guess so. 

fINALLY FREAKING DONE-

Adrienne_Lasagna

Umm, hi =]

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: hi???????

Error: Sup?

Susie: Hey dude! 

Killer: dID YOU JUST ASSUME GENDER-

Susie: YES I DID SHUTTHEF*CKUP. 

Killer: Uh-

Killer: Hey. 

Dust: What's up?

Cross: Hi!

Horror: *waves*

The_Ninjago_Fangirl

I give Horror a bag full of raw meat.

Horror: ... *drools*

Cross: *slaps Horror with a fly swatter* NO. DOWN! SIT!!!!!

Horror: *growls at Cross, grabs the bag and runs away*

Cross: dAMMIT HORROR!!

Nightmare: *grabs Horror as he's running away*

Nightmare: *shakes Horror* DROP IT. 

Horror: *hisses* 

Nightmare: *grabs Cross's fly swatter and wacks Horror repeatedly*

Horror: *drops the bag and groans*

Nightmare: *drops Horror and walks away*

Cross: ...

Cross: that was... a little rougher than I expected...

Horror: mmmmm....

!!Pranking War has ended!!

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