emeade

Demon? Why thank you and also I seriously want to b i t e all of you but ehhh it can wait *smile innocently*

Killer: OH GOD I WAS RIGHT--

Dust: We need some holy water and an exorcist-

Horror: Wait...bite as in...eat? NOW THAT SOUNDS FUN!!

Error: Omg...what is wrong with everyone here

(okay, so there was this thread on the last chapter and I really want to re-write it! It'll be at the end and in a story-like form. Hope you don't mind)

Oreo_Playz

GFHFSYSEYARHYISTJDJHKKGDJUTYSRISYYTSK CROSSY BOI WHEN U PLAY NOUGHTS AND CROSSES ARE U ALWAYS THE CROSSES??????

Cross: ...

Cross: I am concerned for you-

Nightmare: It's a book...I think...

Cross: Why would I be the Crosses!?!??!

Error: Oh my gosh, you all are stupid.

Error: It's Tic Tac Toe. 

Cross: ...

Cross: what

Error: Stop being so Canadian Cross.

Cross: WHAT!?

Cross: ANYWAYS-

Cross: I like to be 'Crosses' cause that means I go first. 

Error: Not always-

Cross: MOST OF THE TIME OKAY?

Cross: I'm pretty good at the game!

Nightmare: Yeah, say that to my 100 wins against you in one night!

Cross: Wh-what? you said you'd keep it a secret...

Nightmare: Sorry lol not really

Oreo_Playz

NIGHTMARE STAHP THROWING PEEPS OUT THE WINDOWS!.. You know what nvm... *perminantly sticks repair bill on his forehead* 

I found out your gender-

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: no

Cross: Yes, Nightmare, stop. 

Nightmare: ....

Nightmare: .......

Nightmare: ............

Nightmare: ...-

Cross: OKAY WE GET IT YOU WONT STOP!

Nightmare: .....

Cross: ;-;

Nightmare: Ok good cause being quiet is hard

Cross: SIGN THE PETITION FOR NIGHTMARE TO STOP THROWING PEOPLE OUT THE WINDOW!

Nightmare: wait-

Killer, Cross, Dust: *sign*

Cross: Wait when did you two get here?

Killer: We teleported back after we couldn't find Error.

Error: *backs away*

Horror: Eh, I'll sign.

Nightmare: horrible traitor you-

Susie: Why would he stop?!?

Nightmare: THANK YOU!!

Susie: I mean...who needs windows anyways?!

Nightmare: ...

Nightmare: That's not what I meant but okay...

Error: Guys, Oreo_Playz has the repair bill on his forehead...

Everybody: *looks with concern*

Nightmare: Are you gonna pay it? 

Nightmare: Cause I'm not.

Cross: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THREW PEOPLE OUT AND BROKE IT!!

Cross: YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO PAYS!!

Nightmare: Yeah...but Oreo_Playz has it.

Nightmare: ....

Cross: ....so-

Nightmare: SO, I CAN'T!!

Susie: You are so lazy. 

Error: All of us are.

Error: It's cause we are all Sanses.

Susie: What about me-

Error: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!!

Horror: HEY! 

Horror: THAT'S RIGHT

Susie: I'LL EAT ALL OF YOU!!

Dust: You're uh...kind of too late.

Dust: *points to emeade*

Susie: ...

Susie: sh*t I forgot they were there-

emeade

thanks nightmare I feed off negativity too I try my best

Nightmare: Well, hey, you're pretty good.

Nightmare: Just remember not to kill them so quickly, otherwise you'd have to find another source. And while that's pretty easy to do, it's still much quicker to just milk the one you have now.

Nightmare: In this case, Killer, Dust, and Horror.

Susie: Wait...are you just selling them off like that?

Nightmare: Sure. Respect the Negativity-eaters.

Susie: ...

Susie: Eh, seems ligit.

OKAY!! STORY TIME!!

Emeade strolled across the Underground with a sly grin on their face. Monsters everywhere ran and hid from them as they walked. Emeade had no real destination, they just enjoyed seeing the monsters trembled in their presence. Nobody dared step up and fight them when they dusted a monster for being too annoying. It was normal now, monsters turning to dust by Emeade's hand. Even Undyne couldn't stop them without the entire Underground falling to their knees. So Emeade made a pact with Asgore, they were allowed to do what they wanted as long as they kept the monster race striving. 

Emeade continued to walk, their heavy footwear crunching in the snow. They were heading towards the Ruin doors. Maybe Sans would be there. They had been waiting to dust the lazy skeleton for a while. 

As the large purple doors came into view, and Emeade was surprised. It was open just a crack, a crack large enough for a human to pass through. Wait...

Emeade launched them self into a nearby bush as a human girl walked by. Emeade almost laughed to them self, they had gotten so worried over a weak human. At least they knew their next victim. 

Emeade stepped out from the bushes.

"Hey! I'm hungry, and you look like the perfect meal." They cried in a booming voice, a wide grin stretched from cheek to cheek. The girl swiveled around, staring at Emeade. But for some reason, she didn't have an ounce or fear in her eyes.

This, was new indeed.

"Jesus, calm down bish." The girl said, smiling slightly. She placed her hands on her hips.

Emeade was confused. Extremely confused. What? How dare she talk back to them, the most powerful monster in the Underground.

Maybe she was so sure that she would easily beat them? Well, Emeade would prove her wrong.

"Bleh I'll bite you" Emeade responded. They were not kidding. Fear slowly crept into the girls eyes, and her hands shook.

"NUU!" The girl cried, running away. "GOTTA GO FAST!" 

Emeade smirked as they watched the human girl scramble away from them. Of course, they would quickly find her again. But until then, Emeade wanted to see how strong this human could really be.

"That's what I thought" Emeade said to no one but herself. Snow began to fall softly, landing in Emeade's hair and bare hands. They still didn't understand how it snowed in the Underground, but it was so calming and beautiful they didn't dare question it.

Emeade followed the human girls footsteps. With the snow coming down, they had to move quickly before the footsteps were replaced with fresh, clean snow. They led to Snowdin, so Emeade strolled past the shops and Librarby. 

Suddenly, the girl jumped in front of Emeade. In her hands, she held a giant motherf*cking chainsaw. Emeade was amazed of how she could even hold such a large thing (that's what she said-) but the amazement was shoved aside with annoyance. 

"TRY ME NOW BISH!" The girl cried with a determined smile on her face. Emeade always hated the determined humans. 

"Oh really now?" Emeade replied with amusement. Without any struggle or hesitation, Emeade opened their jaws with their razor-sharp teeth and bit down on the motherf*cking chainsaw. The chainsaw sputtered and shook, but the blades kept whirling around. Emeade ripped the metal struggling to hold on, and the blades slowly stopped. 

"mm" Emeade laughed, and spit out the giant piece of metal. Blood dripped from their teeth, but with adrenaline pumping through their veins, they could only feel excitement. 

"anything else or you gonna run away like you should have." Emeade smiled, licking the blood off their face with their long tongue. They could easily kill this weakling, but Emeade enjoyed giving their victims a small bit of hope before crushing it along with it's bones. 

Randomly, a microwave dropped down from the top of the mountain. Emeade was confused, since as the girl picked it up, it seemed as if she used a magical force to pull it to her. 

The girl pressed buttons on the microwave, and despite the long fall it seemed to be working fine. 

"hello we have a crazy dipsh*t who literally just bit the blade off my chainsaw. " The girl said, talking to the microwave. 

Emeade stood there, extremely confused. Was this human girl okay? 

There was a silence, then the girl continued to speak.

"How did i have a chainsaw? Oh i stole it." The girl replied. Another silence.

 "They can't be arrested?! Why?!" The girl cried, throwing his arms up in protest. She slamed the microwave on the ground, and the lights on the screen slowly flickered off. The human girl groaned.

Emeade snapped out of the trance. 

"Oh your still here k" Emeade smiled, and threw them self at the girl. She didn't even have time to process what was happening, as Emeade tackled her. 

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" The human girl screeched as they both fell against the snowy ground. They wrestled roughly, but the girl eventually made her way out of the cat fight. 

The human girl jumped through a window for a near by shop. Behind the discarded glass, it left a suspicious hole. Emeade could see her running through the woods.

"Cool your gone" Emeade smirked, continuing to lick the blood from the chainsaw before. Emeade stretched and yawned. Play time was over.

It was time for the real  fun now.

You can tell me if you hated this or you want me to just...write it somewhere else. 

Thanks to emeade and Oreo_Playz for the story. Sorry I didn't ask permission...