Me: hey everybody! Now don't freak out right now! I'm NOT going to quit on this book! I just need to say a few things right now.
Ok:

1) I'm sorry about yesterday. I know you all expected an update, but I was just looking through some stuff of mine and I when I saw how many reads I had, I was soooo excited! I just had to share my excitement. So, I decided to share it in this fabulous book!

2) I swear on the River Styx that the next chapter WILL be an update!
*distant thunder*
Thank you thunder for emphasizing my promise!

4) I skipped 3.

5) Today is Wednesday! And you all know what that means! Its....wait for it....WAIT FOR IT....Its hump DAYYYY! There. I said it!

6) btw, I'm going to give you a clue about what the next chapter is. The title for the next chapter is...
*drumroll*
THALICO!!

7) don't forget to..
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Ok! My work here is done! Bye amazing fangirls and fanboys!

*waves*

*starts to walk out the door*

*sees skittles on the table*

*takes skittles* I better not forget these!

*walks out*

*Leo jumps out* MY SKITTLES!! *lunges for skittles*

*fights back* NOOO! THEYRE MINE!!

*Leo&Me fighting*

Everybody else: O.O uh oh...