"How much would you be willing to pay for a bath of Szechuan sauce?"

theGayberry

God save us all...

HOO BOY DON'T GET ME STARTED. I WOULD SELL MY SOUL, (if I had one), MY GRANDSON, MY GRANDDAUGHTER, ALL OF MY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS, PROBABLY A NUT OR BOTH, THE FEW GALAXIES I'VE COMMANDEERED FOR A FEW YEARS RUNNING. I WOULDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR JERRY BUT I'D KILL HIM IF YOU WANT.

ANYTHING. EVERYTHING. JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING SAUCE.

That was... well contained.

I WANT THE SAUCE, YOU GAY-BERRY. GIVE ME THE SAUCE. YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON ME, AREN'T YOU?!

... nevermind.

Run. Run far, far away. Just go and never look back. Never stop running. Don't come back for anything. Just run for your life.

I'M DRIVEN BY THE FUCKING SAUCE, KYLE. THEY'RE HIDING IT. I KNOW. I CAN SMELL IT ON THEM.

That might just be the fear.

SAUCE. GIVE. ME. NOW. HERE. IN HAND. MINE.

Oh lord. Okay, settle down, Ri- PUT THE CHAIR DOWN AND LEAVE THE POOR THING BE!

ruN AWAY!

GIVE ME THE DAMN SAUCE, GAYBERRY!