To Jason and Thalia:
How'd Jason get that scar?

Jason: DON'T TELL THEM SIS!

Thalia: I'm proud to say that my brother, the great Jason Grace, got his scar by not battling wars, like most demigods do, but by eating a stapler

Leo: Dude, that's pretty funny

Jason: Oh shut it, Valdez, at least Piper still thinks it's cute right

Piper: *is dying of laughter*

Jason: Really?