To Jason:
Happy Birthday!!

Jason: Thank you!

Piper: Happy Birthday, Sparky *kisses Jason's cheek*

Jason: *blushes*

Thalia: Yeah, that's right! It's my little bro's birthday! You know what that means right?

Jason; All I remember from my past birthdays is that...THALIA DON'T HIT ME!!

Thalia: But it's tradition! One punch for every year you've been alive!

Jason: But-

Thalia: And I have a lot of missed birthdays that I have to make up for

Jason: I'm not gonna like this

Percy: You got off easy, she punches me once for my birthday and twice for every time I almost died that year

Thalia: Speaking Of which

Percy and Jason: RUN!