To Percy:
Would you date Piper?

Leo: Who asked this question? Do you wanna get the poor guy killed?

Frank: Well, depends, who's gonna kill him?
Annabeth or Jason?

Hazel: Well, by the looks of it, most likely Jason

Piper: No, I ship Percabeth

Jason: *glares at Percy and puts an arm around Piper protectively* Percy, your turn to answer the question

Annabeth: Yes, Percy, go on

Percy: Of course not!

Hazel: See, Annabeth, you can stop stabbing the table now