To Nico:
Why are you still single?

Nico: I don't really wanna date, I mean children of Hades aren't really supposed to live 'Happy Lives'

Leo: Then I may be a child of Hades...

Nico: Can you shadow travel, summon the dead, feel the presence of a lost soul, and can visit a place of sorrow and death?

Leo: Um...no

Nico: Then I guess not

Leo: Oh well, I wouldn't wanna be a child of Hades anyway, I wouldn't be able to date that lovely Hazel if I were

Frank: VALDEZ!