Now listen author-sensei. Take a bowl of spaghetti, throw the fork across the room, open your mouth, and faceplate the bowl of spaghetti. You need to make sure you actually get food in your mouth. You will make a mess. And your parents or parent will get mad at you. Maybe. I don't know your life. [reference there.]

        I'm done. SENSEI OUT! *jumps out of the window*[more references]