So!  Instead of my usual Ask/Dare chapters,  I invited someone over. Everyone,  meet Emka!

Smoltheaterbean:  Yo! 

Me:  so today... What were you gonna be doing again?

Emka:  oh!  I'll be telling everyone the names of all my ship children!

Me:  let's get it started!

Emka:  So.... Starting with Fluttercord,  we have Harmony Chaos and Animal Chaos! After that...
CheesePie! Let's see.... Oh right!  Strawberry Ice-cream,  Straccatella Ice-cream and Vanilla Ice-cream!  Then.... I have to admit,  I started shipping Twilight with Star Tracker,  I think.... Their child is Pink Sunset!  I know a weird ship,  don't judge!! And...I ship QuibbleDashBreeze,  so the outcomes are Fire Spirit and Bubblegum Pudding! Hehe,  I actually made Bubblegum on the spot..... And then obviously,  Sparity!  Fire Ruby and Shimmering Gem... Two of my oldest ones.  And there's FlimJack!  Makes.... Zap Apple Jam!  What's next.........STARBURST! 

Me:  Noooooooo-

Emka:  Alpha Centauri Okay bye~