(For Sherlock) How often do you insult Mycroft?

Submitted by AlyssaPhoenix33 

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Sherlock's laugh scared me slightly when I asked him this, and he snatched my laptop to write the following:

Daily. However, Mycroft insults me considerably more often than I insult him, partly due to the fact that John and I share a residence. There have been several occasions where John has come home with a note either taped to him or slipped into his pocket from Mycroft with no idea where or when it got planted on him, and other times he hacks into my computer and changes something about my desktop very slightly to see if I notice. (I always do.)