@zohaven says, "I wasn't originally going to give Scorpius any dares, but as none of the other dare books have been updated, I feel this is necessary.

1. Remind Draco and Harry about some of the people who dared them back when they were young. (Rosekook, LiliannaPotterWeasley, The Scary Reader, Fluffy Narwhal, etc.)2. Do Draco Puppet Pals - except this time, you, Scorpius, are the Draco. Both Albus and Harry can be Harry, or only one if you think that's good. ((This is something all Malfoys must suffer.))3. Set the roof on fire, then cast a spell on it so instead of being hot, it's relatively comfortable. Don't tell James you have done this, and employ anyone you need to to help you tie James up and roast him on a spit on the not-quite-fire fire. 4. Make a human tower and then fall on top of Harry(because, why not?). Pretty short, but I have to go now. Have fun! :)"

Scorpius: *laughs* The admin is super busy right now, she just started high school a month ago and has an overnight speech tournament on Friday (09/22); that's why she's not updating the other books as often.

Claramond: Also, I'm nicer about the admin's hectic schedule than James or Draco, so it just works out that way. The admin forgot Hermione's book existed...

Admin: Don't point out my flaws on the internet! Thank you, Scorpius for telling the readers why I'm not updating nearly as often as I should.

James: On with the dares!

Scorpius walks downstairs again.

Draco: *laughs* What is it, Scorpius?

Clarmond apparates back with Harry.

Harry: Malfoy?

Draco: *laughs* It is my house, Potter.

Harry: *looks confused* Why am I here?

Claramond: Scorpius has something to ask you guys.

Draco: *scratches head* What is it?

Scorpius: *pauses for a beat* Do you remember @FluffyNarwhal11 @rosekook1 @draher @rosekook1 @LilianaPotterWeasley and the other readers?

Harry: *laughs* @zohaven is a savage.

Draco: *rolls eyes* She's terrifying!

Harry: Rosekook is a fan of K-Pop-

Draco: She's a superfan, Potter.

Harry: *laughs* True. Her and the admin both.

Draco: @FluffyNarwhal11 doesn't give the worst dares, but that doesn't mean they're tame either. Holly and Sarah are huge pranksters with nothing to do but prank the sh*t out of me.

Harry: Yup. @zohaven is terrifying so do her dares or she will rip your favorite couple. Liliana dares some pretty crazy stuff, but it's fun for me t force your father into doing them.

Claramond: *laughs*

Albus: *looks at Scorpius, terrified* You better do the dares then.

Scorpius: *nods*

Draco: Why do you ask?

Scorpius: No reason! *runs off*

Harry: Albus how did you get here?

Albus: *runs off after Scorpius* Draco Potter Puppet pals!

Scorpius: No, Al, please!

Albus: Me or Harry be Harry?

Scorpius: You. Not both, that's living h*ll.

Albus sticks Scorpius's head in a cage of hamsters. Scorpius's hair is getting eaten by the hamsters.

Albus: Draco likes hamsters!

Scorpius: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-

Albus: *pours honey on Scorpius* Draco likes honey!

Scorpius: I've actually never tried honey. Is it good? *confused*

Claramond: *facepalm*

Albus: *scrubs toothbrush on Scorpius* Draco likes toothpaste!

Scorpius: I'm not sure if Lucius ever brushed his teeth; does he? *scoots away from the toothbrush*

Albus: Draco likes money! *pours way too many coins on Scorpius*

Scorpius: *scoots away* *wincing *confused* What the-?

Albus: *draws with Sharpie on Scorpius* Draco likes facepaint.

Scorpius: Draco, not me!

Albus: *starts pulling Scorpius's ears with pliers* Draco likes pliers!

Scorpius: HOLY SH*T!

Albus: *lays Scorpius prostrate, adjacent to the bowling pins* *throws a bowling ball at Scorpius* Draco likes bowling!

Scorpius: *bowling ball hits him in the nose* *nose starts bleeding* Er... guys...?

Albus: *imperios Scorpius into doing a cartwheel*

Scorpius: *blood gushing out of his nose*

Albus: *chases Scorpius around with a match* Draco likes fire!

Scorpius: *nose still bleeding* Stop, Al! Stop! *runs*

Draco: *walks into the room and sees Scorpius* What the f*ck happened to your face?

Harry: *follows Draco and rolls eyes* Draco Potter Puppet Pals.

Albus: *nods* Sorry, Scorp.

Scorpius: It's fine. *rolls eyes* 

Draco: *looks at Scorpius* wash up, son. Then let's take care of your nose.

Scorpius takes a shower, gets dressed, and comes out to Draco, nose still bleeding.

Draco: Sh*t... *heals Scorpius's nose and face*

Scorpius: Thanks, Dad.

Draco: Anytime.

Albus: Sorry Scorp...

Scorpius: You're lucky I'll do anything for you.

Scorpius sets the roof on fire, roasting James, but placing the spell to make it less hot.

James: It's not hot... *confused*

Draco: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

Scorpius: *laughs*

Harry: LET HIM DOWN!

Albus: WHAT THE-?

Scorpius and James: *laughing*

James: *gets off the roof*

Harry: *confused* What the-?

All the kids make a human tower, falling onto Draco.

Draco: *scrambles to his feet* HEY! SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Scorpius: *laughs*

Draco: The Scary Reader should just stop...

Harry and James: It's amusing!

Claramond: At least Scorpius's dares aren't as bad as Draco's.

Draco: True.

Albus: *laughs* True.

Scorpius: Thank God.

Draco: *rolls eyes*

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That was eventful. Especially the Draco Potter Puppet Pals... why the f*ck?!

Any more questions for me? Comment them here.

Any more dares for me? Comment them here.

Don't Die!

~Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy.

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Hey! It's me, Crystal. Sorry I'm not updating as much a I should; I'm very busy with high school. My first overnight speech tournament is on Friday, September 22nd, and I am so excited yet so scared. Most of my spare time is going into memorizing my very long speech piece. Bear with me, my schedule will be back to normal soon.

To read more about my high school journey, check out School Insanity For Dummies, which I tell you about my crazy, hectic freshman year. I also update Awkwardness for Dummies and Randomness for Dummies almost daily, check those out.

These dare books usually take a while for me to update, not sure as to why. I still love writing these and thanks for your creative dares!

Thanks so much and happy reading!

~Crystal.