zohaven says, "Another victim!!
Did I say victim? I meant participant.
I shall be merciful with my first dare.
Hm . . . This won't be as good, mostly because I'm not that into Next Gen, but  this should be fun anyway.
OKAY. Down to business. I dare you to tell your father that you are Draco from the past. Burn James's Quidditch posters(or something else that he values), then tell James that Lily did it. Steal something of Lily's and tell her that James did it. Tell Albus that James and Lily have trashed his room. Do this all at the same time so they argue/fight/etc. about it. While they are all there, in one place, tell them that you did it and face the consequences."

Scorpius: Errr... well, I wouldn't want to upset my friends and my father— well, he'd kill me! Literally speaking, he'll ground me.

Claramond: He'd laugh, that's what. I made sure James didn't come for this dare, since it involves him.

Scorpius: Do I have to act as him too? Cause I really don't want to use anti-Muggle born slurs.

Claramond: *shakes head* You don't need to.

Scorpius: I'll just use Potter and My father will hear about this.

Claramond dresses Scorpius up as Draco, hair gel and everything. Scorpius polyjuices as Draco and Claramond de-ages him to be his young self. Scorpius walks down the stairs in his Slytherin robes with Draco's wand.

Scorpius: *walks down the stairs of Malfoy Manor*

Draco: *yelling* Hey, Scorpius, are you hungry? If so, I left an apple out for you!

Scorpius: *walks into the living room and sees a red apple laid out for him* IS THAT A RED APPLE RATHER THAN GREEN?!

Draco: *looks at Scorpius strangely*

Scorpius: My father will hear about this! *storms off into another room*

Draco: *very confused*

Claramond: *laughing in the invisibility cloak*

Scorpius: STUPID POTTER, STEALING ALL MY APPLES AND ALL MY PRIDE! My father bought us all Nimbus 2001s!

Draco: Scorpius...? Please don't tell me I'm stuck with time turner Draco forever.

Scorpius: I AM DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY FROM THE PAST, BETTER THAN EVERYONE, AND USE MY HAIR GEL TO ATTRACT GIRLS!

Draco: *laughs* Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy, what the f*ck?

Scorpius: What's a Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy? Who's a Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy? Is he a relative of Potter's? *runs hair gel through his hair*

Draco: *rolls eyes* Oh god, please don't tell me someone got their hands on a time turner.

Claramond and Scorpius: *trying to hold back their laughter*

Scorpius: My father will hear about this!

Draco: *laughing* Scorpius, what has gotten into you?

Scorpius: YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUGGLE BORN!

Draco: *laughing*

Scorpius: *transfigures Draco into a ferret* *transfigures him back*

Draco: SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!

Scorpius: *shows his dark mark* I AM NOT SCORPIUS, YOU BETTER BE A PUREBLOOD!

Draco: *looks at him in shock* You're not Scorpius. *looks around for his wand* Where's my wand?

Scorpius: *holds Draco's wand in his hands*

Draco: *looks shocked* You sound like Scorpius, but you don't look like him, because the dark Mark.

Scorpius: I WILL MASTER THE MOST POWERFUL WAND OF ALL TIME!

Claramond: *laughing*

The polyjuice potion wears off and Scorpius still stands in his robes, but instantly returns to his normal posture.

Draco: *looks at Scorpius* Scorpius? What the f**k was that?

Scorpius: *realizes the polyjuice wore off* Sorry, Dad, that was a dare.

Draco: You're always poking fun at me! *laughing* Now hand me my wand, son. *sternly*

Scorpius hands Draco his wand.

Draco: Thank the heavens you didn't break it! *laughing* Is this the scary reader? Did she return?

Scorpius: *nods* Yup.

Draco: *shakes his head* *laughing* Have fun on your dares, Scorpius.

Scorpius and Claramond apparate to Potter manor. Scorpius enter's James's room and burns his Quidditch posters. James walks into the room. Scorpius steps out from the closet.

Scorpius: Lily burned your posters!

James: *angry* Urgh!

Scorpius walks over to Lily's room and steals her cell phone. Scorpius walks back outside of the door. Scorpius enters Lily's room.

Lily: Hey, Scorpius, have you seen my cell phone? *looking for her phone* *rumaging through stuff*

Scorpius: Oh, James took it!

Lily: *her face glows red* URGH!

Scorpius trashes Albus's room, not ready to see him angry. Albus enters the room.

Albus: Scorpius, who trashed my room?!

Scorpius: James and Lily did.

Albus: URGH!

Albus, James, and Lily run into the family room.

James: LILY! YOU STOLE MY QUIDDITCH POSTER!

Lily: JAMES, YOU STOLE MY CELL PHONE!

James: I DIDN'T, ALBUS DID IT!

Albus: *shocked* DID NOT!

James: DID TOO!

Albus: I DID NOT! LILY, JAMES, WHY DID YOU TRASH MY ROOM?!

James and Lily: DID NOT!

Albus: YES YOU DID, DON'T LIE TO ME!

Harry walks out of the master bedroom and into the family room.

Harry: ALBUS! LILY! JAMES! *pauses* Scorpius? *completely misses Claramond* What are you all arguing about?!

Albus: James and Lily trashed my room!

James: Lily burned my Quidditch posters!

Lily: James stole my cell phone!

Harry: *puts his hands in the air* KIDS. Calm down. Scorpius, why are you here?

Albus, Lily, and James look at Scorpius and Claramond.

Harry: Claramond? *shocked* Er... why are you here?

Claramond: Because I was invited here by the nargles, Harry.

Harry: *looks at her strangely* Er... Okay.

Scorpius: Guys. I did it. I was dared by the scary reader!

Everyone pauses.

Harry: I know who you're talking about.

Lily and James: Who?

Harry: Ask Mr. Malfoy, he got the worst of it. My father got it pretty bad too. As did I in my teenage years, but not as bad as Mr. Malfoy's.

Scorpius: *laughs*

James and Lily: *mad at Scorpius*

Albus: *looks at Scorpius* Sorry, but you're cleaning that up.

Scorpius: *smiles and winks* Done.

Albus: *smiles at Scorpius*

Scorpius: *hands Lily her cell phone and hands James some galleons* Here you go. Sorry, guys.

Albus, Lily, and James: Its okay.

Harry: *shocked* I was not expecting that. *walks back into his bedroom*

Everyone: *laughs*

Well, that was interesting. I feel really bad about upsetting the Potters, especially Albus. Awww, poor Albus.

My father's reaction was priceless; I love scaring and pranking him. I turned him into a ferret! Yay! I'm so happy!

I still feel bad about upsetting Albus though.

Have any more questions for me? Comment them here.

Have any more dares for me? Comment them here.

Don't die!
~Scorpius.