The admin says, "Rox, I dare you to convince your brother you have a crush on him. I know you don't, I don't ship this, I would just love to see his reaction. Please don't think I ship this..."

Claramond: Oh my god, Roxy, look.

Roxanne: *rolls eyes* You can't call me that, Claramond, only the readers can.

Claramond: *rolls eyes* Come on, Rox. You have to convince your brother you have a crush on him. JAMES!

James: Hey, what's up?

Claramond: Roxy has an admin dare!

James: The lonely admin? Oh, poor soul! She's so lonely!

Claramond: It's called an introvert, James, Siriusly.

James: *glares* Stop making puns at my name. It's not like I chose to be named that. *rolls eyes* Now, what's the dare?

Roxanne: I have to act as if I'm in love with my brother.

James: *laughs* This. Is. Perfect.

Roxanne: *laughs* Of course.

Roxanne walks into Fred II's bedroom, followed by James Sirius and Claramond under the invisibility cloak. Roxanne starts randomly blushing and fake stuttering.

Fred: Uh... Roxy? You okay there?

Roxanne: *hyperventilating* Yes. Uh. F-Fred? I-I need t-to t-t-t-tell you s-omet-thing.

Fred: *looking weirdly confused* Uh, sure, Rox, what's up?

Roxanne: *talking really quickly* IthinkIlikeyou.

Fred: *laughing* Talk slower, please. What's up?

Roxanne: I t-think I like you.

Fred: I love you too, sis.

Roxanne: *blushing* I think I like like you.

Fred: I know I'm irresistible. *smirks*

Roxanne: *looking hopeful* Do you return my feelings?

Fred: *laughing* WHAT THE F**K, ROX?!

Roxanne: Uh... Fred.... I've loved you since first year. My heart skipped a beat every time I saw you— I don't understand why.

Fred: Um... this is called incest, Roxanne.

Roxanne: Rumor has it, our father loved his twin? Is this true?! If so, our relationship could happen! *smiling*

Fred: Uh... No. Actually, I've talked to Fred's portrait inside Hogwarts, and he liked Hermione, but never told her because he knew Ron liked her as well. And George liked Angelina, that's how they had us. I think James Sirius and Teddy have been corrupting your mind.

Roxanne: Teddy's pretty smart.

Fred: Oh. As if. James and I are the smart ones. *smirks* Now, why have you fallen in love with your brother what the bloody hell?! *pauses* Is this a dare.

Claramond and James pop out from the Invisibility Cloak.

Claramond: Yes. Roxanne isn't in love with you.

Fred: *sighs of relief* THANK GOD!

Roxanne: Thank god is right! Now, people besides the admin need to be requesting dares and asking questions!

Well, that was awkward. Awesome, but awkward. Claramond's doing a poll, so read on! Make sure to participate in the poll so the admin doesn't start screaming at midnight for no apparent reason.

Have any more dares for me? Comment them here.

Have any more questions for me? Comment them here.

Vote on this chapter if you enjoyed it and make sure to add this book to your library if you want to hear more from Claramond and I!

Thanks so much!
~Roxanne Weasley

Now, I'm thinking of torturing someone else from our generation as well as Roxanne... who should I torture? Torture as in figuratively; by making them participate in Ask Or Dares types of things. As soon as this gets 20 votes, I'll do it! Please read all the names before you vote who.

Vote here for James Sirius Potter!

Vote here for Albus Severus Potter!

Vote here for Scorpius Malfoy!

Vote here for Teddy Lupin!

You can vote twice, but only twice. Please, don't vote four times, or I'll have to reject all four of them. I love torturing my friends into Ask or dares and give me ideas for additional partners in crime!

Thanks!
~Claramond Lovegood