Question 2
Ahsoka: Where the heck are we??
Rex: No idea, little'un.
Ahsoka: I'm 8'2 and you're only 8'0! So ha! You're the little'un
Anakin Skywalker: *Randomly poofs from no where and wears a bight neon pink tutu with ballet slippers* WTF!?!??!
Ahsoka: NO SWEARING OR I WILL PUT SAND IN YOUR STUPID BOOTS!
Rex: She's serious General.
Anakin: Where are we?
Rex: No clue. But we're here now.
Anakin: Why am I wearing this?
Ahsoka: Maybe the force chose it as your destiny??
Anakin: The force is MYSTERIOUS but not this kind of MYSTERIOUS
Rex: Shall we answer a question???
Ahsoka: Why not.
Rex: This question comes from Bluff_BlitzBluff_Blitz, who asks what is our favourite type of sand cream.
Anakin: SAND SCREAM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
Ahsoka: My favourite sand cream would have to be cookie dough. Yummy!!
Rex: My favourite would have to be Bantha cream. It's lush and meaty. Excellent for my 17 pack. ( That's right I have a 17 pack and not Batman's nine pack. I'm better than Batman!!!)
Anakin: *Barfs*
Ahsoka: Time for our sponsor!!!
Yoda: *pulls a large tray of freaky things* Oy, Oy, Yoda, my name is! And I am here to....
Cody: *Uses Lux as a baseball bat and launches Yoda and his things into orbit* You're not ruining this show as well!!!!
Yoda: *screams* BLASTING OFF AGAIN, WE ARE!!!! *explodes as he exits the atmosphere*
Rex:.....
Ahsoka: Rex. Please answer the question so we can go home.
Rex: Fine then.... My favourite flavour is strawberry! It's so sweet, just like you, little'un.
Ahsoka: *kisses Rex on the cheek*
Anakin: *Returns with bucket and a new neon bogie green tutu* My child has grown up and is slowly leaving the nest....* wipes small tear of glitter form face*
Cody: GROSS!! *Runs away*
Ahsoka: That's all we have time for today!
Rex: Next time we'll be joined by whoever else appears in this place!
Anakin: Don't forget to send them two more of your questions!!
Ahsoka: MY LINE!!! *Turns in to Ahsoka Hulk* AHSOKA SMASH!!!
Anakin: *crushed* I give up....
Yoda: Survive I will!!!
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Hey folks! Ask Rex and Ahsoka is back!!!
If you want some epic Cody action I suggest Mlpjokershobbit 's Star Wars the clone wars one shots: Cooking with Cody series!
Keep sending the questions,
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