zohaven says, "Okay. Here we are. I was exceedingly bored today, and so I have created a list of ridiculous things to do, things you must all complete in one day!! ((If you do not, you must leave Lily alone for the rest of your life and break up Wolfstar. So do it all today, because if those consequences don't scare you, I will murder you, James, for breaking up Wolfstar and Jily.))
1. Confess your eternal love to Snape and snog him. Make sure to complement him on his hair and run your hands through it.
2. Tell Sirius that you can no longer be friends with him, make him believe this. Once he believes that you are not his friend anymore, tell him it was dare.
3. Burn some spare parchment, and tell Remus you are burning his notes and homework.
4. Flirt with Remus and tell him pick-up lines in front of Sirius.
5. Steal all of Dumbledore's lemon drops.
6. Lock Remus and Sirius in separate closets for the rest of the day.
7. Tell Lily that you are going to have a Voldemort-defeating child named Harry together.
8. Follow Lily around for the entire day while saying pick up lines every few seconds.
((I feel like things are not going to pretty if you ever find me. I'm out.))"

Phoenix: JAMES CHARLIUS POTTER GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND DO THESE DARES!

James groans and gets out of bed, scrambling for his glasses, then puts them on his face.

Phoenix: YOU CANNOT DEPRIVE MY BROTHER OF HIS TRUE LOVE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! I MIGHT SEEM TIMID BECAUSE I'M A HUFFLEPUFF BUT I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU BREAK UP WOLFSTAR! MY BROTHER DESERVES TRUE LOVE!

James: CALM DOWN! I'LL DO IT!

Phoenix: *smiles* Good.

They walk down to the forbidden forest, where Severus Snape is practicing the patronus charm. James transforms into his animagus form and pounced on Severus.

Severus: *pushes him off* DEER GOD, GET OFF OF ME!

James: *changes back* *kisses Snape*

Severus: I see Sirius has placed a love potion. Very funny. *pushes James off*

James: Severus Snape, I have loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you, will you be my boy—

Severus: NO!

James: I have loved you for forever. I have loved you and your hair for as long as I can remember. *runs his hands through Snape's hair*

Severus: YOU BULLIED ME FOR YEARS! YOU THINK YOU CAN SNOG ME!

James: *snogs Severus*

Severus: *pushes James off* I KNOW YOU LOVE LILY, YOU BULLYING GIT!

Phoenix walks towards Severus; whereas James walks away.

Phoenix: Sorry, Severus, it was just a dare.

Severus: How can your brother be so mean and you be so nice? You're twins for goodness sakes!

Phoenix: Well we're different people, remember. I've got to go finish watching James do his dares. I'll be back!

Phoenix walks over to Hogwarts, with James to the Gryffindor dormitory.

Sirius: Prongs!

Sirius: Prongs!

James packs his stuff in a box.

Sirius: Prongs, what are you doing?!

Sirius transforms into his dog form and tackles James onto his bed, licking him all over his face.

James: *pushes Sirius off him* GET OFF ME, YOU MUTT!

Sirius: *transforms back* PRONGS. STOP THIS. WHATEVER THIS IS.

James: Don't call me that, Black.

Sirius: Prongs!

James: You've ruined my chance at getting Lily, you've f****d up my life, Sirius! Now move the f**k out of my house!

Sirius: James stop!

James: MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE. DO IT NOW. AS SOON AS WE LEAVE FOR CHRISTMAS BREAK, MOVE OUT!

Sirius: *in tears* JAMES CHARLIUS POTTER I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, BUT STOP!

James: SIRIUS ORION BLACK, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO SPEAK MY FULL NAME! THIS IS NOT A PHASE. YOU WERE. 

Sirius: *in tears* Stop, Prongs—

James: *scoffs* *frowns* Don't call me that. You are no longer my friend, Sirius Orion Black.

Sirius: You know what? So be it. F**k you and your family! I'm out! *still in tears*

James: *in tears* SIRIUS WAIT!

Sirius: I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR YOU!

James: *turns into a deer and runs to the exit, blocking the exit*

Sirius: JAMES STOP! YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WANTED AND I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU!

James: *turns back* *in tears* Sirius—

Sirius: Don't Sirius me.

James: PADFOOT, WAIT!

Sirius: What now?

James: *crying* Sirius Orion Black, otherwise known as Padfoot, listen to me.

Sirius: *raises eyebrows*

James: It was a dare. All of it. Everything. I never meant any of those hurtful things. The person who dared you to light you, me and Remus on fire at the same time made me do this dare or else I would've had to break up Wolfstar and never be with Lily. *sobbing uncontrollably* Please, Sirius, forgive me?

Sirius: *crying happy tears* *turns into the dog form* *licks James's face*

James: Thanks, Siri.

Sirius: *changes back* I'm glad you didn't break up Wolfstar. Then the end of our friendship would be permanent. *smiles* *attacks James in a hug*

James: *in tears* *hugs back* I'm so sorry, Padfoot.

Sirius: It's alright, Prongs, I forgive you, mate. I'm sorry too.

Phoenix: *clears throat*

James and Sirius: *pull away and look at Phoenix*

Phoenix: Sorry to ruin the moment, but James has to complete the rest of his dares.

Sirius: Go on, James. Have your fun. *smiles*

James and Phoenix exit their Gryffindor dormitory and enter the Gryffindor common room. Remus is sitting there, searching for his notes. James finds them and hides them. James takes out pieces of spare parchment and burns them.

James: Moons? You searching for your notes and homework? *smirks*

Remus: PRONGS DID YOU BURN MY SCHOOL STUFF?!

James: Of course I did!

Remus: JAMES CHARLIUS POTTER, I WILL KILL YOU!

James: Not so fast. Just joking. Here's your notes! *pulls out his notes* That was just spare parchment.

Remus: Thank GOD! I hate you, Prongs.

James: I KNOW YOU LOVE ME!

Remus walks out of the Gryffindor common room and into the cafeteria, shortly followed by Sirius, James, and Phoenix. James walks up to Remus.

James: Is your name Katniss cause you're causing an uprising in my district.

Remus: *laughs and walks away*

Sirius: James!

James: Are you a dictionary?

Remus: Why?

James: Cause you give me the definition of beautiful.

Remus: *laughs* If only Sirius would say that stuff to me. *walks off*

James: *lets Remus finish his walk to the common room*

Sirius: JAMES! WHAT THE H*LL, MATE! THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!

James: *presses a finger to his lips* It's a dare, mate. I would never steal your boyfriend. Think of it as a test.

Sirius: You are so dead.

James: *runs up to the dorm* HEY MOONY?

Remus: What's up, Prongs?

James: I lost my pants, mind if you wrap your legs around me instead?

Remus: I'm taken.

James: Mind if I follow you home?

Remus: What?

James: Sorry, my parents just told me to follow my dreams.

Remus: *rolls eyes* Then get Lily with those pick up lines, not me.

James: Sorry mate, that was a dare.

Remus: *laughs* I figured.

James and Phoenix then walk to Dumbledore's office and steal his lemon drops, hiding them in the vanishing cabinet. They all head to the cafeteria for lunch.

Dumbledore: ANNOUNCEMENT! WHO STOLE MY LEMON DROPS!

Phoenix: *laughing*

Sirius: *glaring at James*

James: *smirks*

Dumbledore: I guess I'll have to hunt for them! *exits to hunt for lemon drops*

Sirius and Remus: *runs off*

James: ACCIO SIRIUS! That doesn't work! *runs to the Gryffindoor common room*

James spots Sirius and Remus and drags them to the Room of Requirement, hiding them in separate closets nearby.

Sirius: *as he's being locked in the closet* JAMES CHARLIUS POTTER, I BLOODY SWEAR!

Remus: *as he's being locked in another closet* Seriously, Prongs? What are you doing? This isn't the vanishing cabinet you know and you probably misinterpreted our homework. *laughing*

James and Phoenix then go to the courtyard, where they find Lily.

James: Hey, Lily?

Lily: *turns around* What do you want, James?

James: Did you know that we have a Voldemort-defeating child together named Harry?

Lily: *sarcastically* Us? Have a son? *laughs* You would probably name it something stupid, probably Sirius, and get the child made fun of.

James: How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Lily: 26, why?

James: Oh! That's right! That's because, I forgot U R A Q T.

Lily: *rolls eyes* Stop, that card is expired.

James: You're so hot; a firefighter can't put you out.

Lily: *rolls eyes* *walks away*

James: *catches up to her* Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a sweet a*s!

Lily: Give it up, Potter. *walks away*

James: *chases her* Can you call 9-1-1?

Lily: Can't I just heal you on the spot? Also, Madam Pomfrey's here too.

James: Cause you're giving my heart an emergency.

Lily: *cringes at the terrible pickup line* No.

James: You can kiss heaven goodbye, it must be a sin to look that good.

Lily: It must be a sin to be as idiotic as you are, you're like a demon sometimes. *laughs* *walks off*

James: *chases her* I'm writing a phone book, may I have your number?

Lily: I've given you a fake landline number once, do I have to do it again?

James: Can I get your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas!

Lily: Santa is Satan. Think about it. That's what Phoenix told me; it actually makes tons of sense. *walks off*

James: *chases her* Hey!

Lily: What now?

James: You're like the snitch. I'll never stop chasing you.

Lily: *rolls eyes*

James: Did you survive the, "Avada Kedavra" curse? Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

Lily: Thanks for the compliment, but that's unknown. Stop with these terrible pick up lines, for the love of god!

James: Did you make me your horcrux? Cause my heart stopped when we first met.

Lily: *walks off*

James: *chases her*

Phoenix follows them in cat form, finding it incredibly entertaining.

Phoenix: *in head* These pick up lines are pathetic.

James: You can have the portkey to my heart.

Phoenix: *in head* FINALLY! A DECENT PICK UP LINE!

Lily: No thank you. *walks inside the halls of Hogwarts*

James: *chases her* YOU'RE THE ONLY THING I NEED IN MY ROOM OF REQUIREMENT!

Lily: *runs into the dining hall for dinner*

Phoenix: *turns back*

Lily and James sit at the Gryffindor table, across from one another because they're the only two available seats.

Peter: Where are Remus and Sirius?

James: I locked them in closets as a dare.

Lily: *rolls eyes*

James: *to Lily* Are you a snitch? Cause you're the finest catch here!

Lily: *rolls eyes and resumes eating*

James: *resumes eating*

Peter: Why did you lock them in closets, James?

James: I told you, Pete, it was a dare. *to Lily* Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Lily: Neither. You're neither of them. It's mind blowing you're such an idiot. *resumes eating*

James: You must be magical; I'm falling under your spell.

Lily: *rolls eyes*

Dinner is finished and they walk back to Gryffindor dorms, including Phoenix.

James: When a penguin finds its mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

Lily: In your dreams. *walks up to Gryffindor dorms*

James: Are you going to bed? May I Slyther-in?

Lily: *slaps James* F**k no! *enters the girls' dorm.

Phoenix: The dare is over. The dares are over. Let's get Sirius and Remus out of those closets. They release Sirius and Remus from their closets. Remus gets released first.

Remus: JAMES POTTER I BLOODY SWEAR!

James: It was a dare, mate!

Remus: *rolls eyes*

Sirius gets released next.

Sirius: *runs up to Remus* *kisses Remus*

Remus: *kisses back*

They pull away.

Sirius: WHAT WAS THAT, PRONGS?!

James: It was a dare!

Remus and Sirius: AND YOU COULDN'T REJECT IT!

James: Or else I would have to break up my favorite couple, which is Wolfstar, stay away from Jily, then I would get murdered for doing such things!

Sirius: DID PHOENIX THREATEN THAT?!

Phoenix: OH GOD NO! It was a reader!

Sirius: You're lucky it's not you, James and Phoenix.

Remus: Thank god you didn't break Siri and I up.

Sirius: Thank the heavens!

Remus: This person is scary! *places his arm Sirius*

Sirius: Definitely.

They walk up to their dormitories and Sirius, James, and Remus explained everything to Peter. They all fell asleep. It was one wild day.

That was one h*ll of a wild day! Geez, reader, you're scary! I toyed with Sirius's emotions and locked him and his boyfriend in separate closets, poor Padfoot. Poor Moony too, but especially poor Padfoot. I feel really bad. Siriusly.

I loved flirting with Lily, that was fun. I'm really terrible at flirting though. Hopefully one day she'll go out with me!

As for Moony. That was painfully awkward, since I'm best friends with his boyfriend, as well as him, and it would be very awkward if Remus was interested in me; I'm glad he's not.

WOLFSTAR FOREVER! I ship two out of three of my best friends together. TOGETHER FOREVER! I'm Wolfstar trash, can you tell?

As for snogging Snivellus. Ew. That was disgusting. I have no interest in him whatsoever; whether it be platonically or romantically, just ew.

Pretending to burn Remus's homework; that was funny. That's a good dare.

Same with the lemon drops. That was funny.

Telling Lily we had a Voldemort defeating child... that was bloody hilarious! The look on her face was priceless! I just wish that would happen! Not the Voldemort part, but the child with Lily part.

I need more questions, not just dares!

Have any more questions for me? Comment them here.

Have any more dares for me? Comment them here.

Mischief Managed.
~Prongs.