draher says, "I dare you to act as a ghost in your invisibility cloak for a week to scare all the Slytherins. Focus on Lucius, please."

James: NO! I'M NOT FOCUSING ON SNIVELLUS!

Phoenix: *facewall* His name is Severus, Prongs.

James: YOU THINK I CARE?!

Phoenix: *rolls eyes* Come on, James, just do the dare.

Day 1:

James Potter walks under his invisibility cloak while Phoenix walks in her animagus form of a cat just to see this amazing dare. They walk into the Slytherin dormitory, walking towards Lucius Malfoy putting loads of hair gel into his hair. James then tackles Lucius.

Lucius: AAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT THE F**K, MUDBLOOD, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

James: *smirks* *pours a bucket of water on him and steals his hair gel*

Lucius: *screaming* WHERE IS MY HAIR GEL?!

Ignoring Phoenix's repercussions, James walks up to Snape, pouring Lucius's hair gel all over him.

Snape: I SWEAR, POTTER, I BLOODY SWEAR!

Phoenix: *tackles Severus*

Snape: GET THAT CAT AWAY FROM ME!

James and Phoenix run out of the common room in the invisibility cloak and cat form.

Day 2:

James and Phoenix walk into Slughorn's classroom in the invisibility cloak and cat form. They walk up to Professor Slughorn and start kicking him.

Slughorn: BAD KITTEN BAD KITTEN! *wagging his finger*

James: *throws textbooks at Slughorn*

Slughorn: A GHOST IS HERE! A GHOST IS HERE!

James: *goes to Lucius with textbooks and cockroaches and starts throwing them at him*

Lucius: AAAAHHH! AN EVIL GHOST! I SWEAR ON THE DARK LORD THAT YOU WILL BLOODY DIE!

Phoenix: *attacks Lucius*

Lucius: GET THAT CAT AWAY FROM ME!

They walk out of Professor Slughorn's classroom.

Day 3:

They walk up to the Slytherin common room, look around for Lucius and realize he's absent. Next target: Bellatrix. They walk up to Bellatrix and place cockroaches and slime in her frizzy hair. She doesn't notice until she gets the slime stuck to the bed and feels cockroaches running all over her head.

James: *pours water on Bellatrix*

Bellatrix: TOM AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MURDER THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!

They run out of the Slytherin common room, seeing Narcissa Black in the hallway. James trips Narcissa by pretending to be a log in the hallway.

Narcissa: *trips* *looks and finds nothing* That was weird. *walks off*

Andromenda: *recognizes Phoenix as the cat and laughs*

Day 4:

They walk into the Gryffindor common room, ready to scare Remus Lupin. They pour a bucket of water onto him and Phoenix attacks him in cat form.

Remus: Hey there, Nix. How you doing?

Phoenix: *changes back* SERIOUSLY?!

Remus: What?

Phoenix: I THOUGHT I WOULD SCARE YOU!

James: *pours more water on Remus*

Remus: *places a spell to dry everything* Prongs. I. Will. Kill. You. *steals James's invisibility cloak* Mine.

James: *rolls eyes* Fine, Moons. But after the dare's over.

Remus: What dare?

Phoenix: draher  dared James to scare the Slytherins under the invisibility cloak for a week. And you weren't part of the dare, but it looked like fun.

Remus: *rolls eyes* Focus on Lucius for me.

James: *nods* Done.

They walk to breakfast: James, Sirius, Phoenix, and Remus.

James: Wherewolf?

Sirius: *looks around*

Phoenix: *in head* Oh god.

Sirius: *points to Remus* Therewolf.

Remus: I will kill you both.

James puts on his invisibility cloak, walks up to the Slytherin table, and pours a bucket of food on Lucius's head.

Lucius: AAAAAAHHHH! MY MOTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Day 5:

James once again poured a bucket of cat, stag, and dog feces, thanks to the help of Phoenix and Sirius, onto Lucius's and Bellatrix's heads.

Lucius: AAAAAH! MY MOTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Bellatrix: TOM AND I WILL CONQUER THE ENTIRE WORLD!

James: *rolls eyes*

James walks back to the Gryffindor dormitory, holding Phoenix in cat form. He walks up to the girls' dorm and sits on the foot of Lily's bed.

Lily: *wakes up from her nap* POTTER! GET OUT!

James: *smiles* Lily Evans, will you go out with me?

Lily: *throws a pillow at James* HELL NO!

James: *holds Phoenix* You can have this cute cat!

Lily: You already tried this with McGonnagal, this is another cat animagi! And I'll keep the cat! *takes the cat*

Phoenix: *transforms back*

Lily: *screams*

Phoenix: *laughs*

Lily: WHY IS JAMES IN THE GIRLS' DORM?!

Phoenix and James: *laughing*

Day 6:

Remus enters the Gryffindor dormitory.

Sirius: LupIN!

Remus: *rolls eyes* I don't understand how you find that funny, Sirius.

Phoenix: *facepalm* Padfoot, why? Just why?

Sirius: *smirks* Just to bother you, Moons, Nix. Just to bother you.

Phoenix and Remus: *roll eyes*

James: Hey, Pads?

Sirius: What's up?

James: Can your dog form pee into a bucket for me?

Sirius: *looking confused* Prongs, why?

James: To scare Lucius by putting it in place of his water!

Sirius: *laughs* Sure. *transforms into Padfoot and pees into a bucket* *transforms back* Good luck.

James: *puts on the invisibility cloak and walks into the Slytherin common room, seeing Lucius get ready* *smirks* *pours dog pee into his water bottle*

Lucius: *takes a sip of his water bottle* URGH! WHAT IS THIS?!

James: *pours the pee onto Lucius's head*

Lucius: THIS IS BLOODY DOG URINE! URGH! *storms off* THE DARK LORD AND I WILL KILL YOU TOGETHER!

James: *laughs* *takes off invisibility cloak as soon as he sees Lily*

James: EVANS, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!

Lily: *slaps James* Nope.

Day 7:

James walks into the Slytherin dorms, tacking Lucius to the floor.

Lucius: A GHOST HAS INVADED THE DORMS! LET'S GO GET PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE!

Lucius and James run to Professor Dumbledore's office.

Dumbledore: What brings you here, Lucius?

Lucius: A GHOST HAS INVADED THE SLYTHERIN DORMS!

Dumbledore: It's just Peeves, Lucius.

Lucius walks out, Dumbledore looks at James and Phoenix, telling them to stay there.

Dumbledore: *rips off the invisibility clock* *sarcastically* James Charlius Potter, what a surprise?

James: Sorry, Professor. It was a dare.

Dumbledore: *laughs* *turns Phoenix back into human form* Didn't know you were an animagi, Phoenix, just like your twin brother.

Phoenix: *smirks* Sorry, Professor. It was a dare.

Dumbledore: *laughing* Of course it was.

Evans wasn't convinced by the cute cat! Still! What is wrong with her? She needs to realize, we belong together!

Have any more dares for me? Comment them here.

Have any more questions for me? Comment them here.

Well, I've gotta go play Quidditch and ask Evans out again. She needs to realize that I'm the one for her! She belongs with me! Seriously, I've been rejected too many times to count. But I have faith!

Tell Lily to go out with me, please!
~Prongs