zohaven says, "PRONGS, I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU. GET WOLFSTAR TOGETHER. LOCK THEM IN A CLOSET, DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO."

James: Mission accepted.

Phoenix: *laughing* you ship it too?

James: *nods*

Phoenix: How are we supposed to do that?

James: I have an idea. Phoenix, I need you to get your brother over here. I'll get Moony.

James: *apparates with Remus*

Phoenix: *apparates with Sirius*

Phoenix and James lock Wolfstar in the guest bedroom. They high-five. Phoenix and James watch Home Alone in the meantime, while Remus and Sirius are still locked in the bedroom. James goes to check up on them five hours later, they're making out.

James and Phoenix: *cheering* WOLFSTAR! WOLFSTAR!

Gee, that was fun, seeing my two best friends get together.

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Gee, thanks, Marauders, and happy reading!
~Prongs