zohaven  says, "I dare you to be nice to Severus for a day. Extra points if you can act in love."

Phoenix: Prongs, you have to do this!

James: Oh my lord, please no! The scary reader!

Phoenix: I love this person for it. That's why I keep accepting dares from zohaven !

James: F*ck my life!

Phoenix: Go on! Be nice to Severus for a day!

Sirius: ACT IN LOVE WITH HIM!

James: NO PADS!

Sirius and Phoenix: YES!

Remus: You should be nice to him anyway, so you better do it.

James: You all suck!

Remus: No, you suck, Prongs!

James rolls his eyes with defeat, setting off with Phoenix and Sirius in their animagi form. They follow Severus into the courtyard.

James: *dreamily* Severus.

Severus: *rolls eyes* What do you want, Potter?

James: I want to be with you. Forever!

Severus: Dafuq?

James: *kisses Severus*

Severus: *pushes him off*

James: *pushes himself onto Severus*

Severus: *pushes him off* *pulls out his wand*

James: EXPELLIARMUS!

Severus: Sh*t.

James: Severus Snape, I have loved you since first year, will you go out with—

Severus: F*ck no!

James: Pr*ck!

Severus: This is another sick dare, get away from me!

James: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Severus: Yes, actually, it f*cking murdered me. Now, get the hell away from me!

James: *follows Severus* I'm making a phone book, may I have your number?

Severus: What's a phone?

James: *rolls eyes* WILL YOU BE MY PENGUIN?

Severus: Dafuq? *grans his wand* SECTUMSEMPRA!

James: *falls to the ground* Come on, Severus, I know you want it.

Severus: *scoffs* EAT SLUGS!

James: *slugs starts coming out of his mouth*

Sirius transforms back into human form and runs towards James.

Sirius: Geez, Prongs! You okay?

James: *still vomiting slugs*

Severus: *laughs as he walks away* This is my revenge.

James: *still vomiting slugs*

Phoenix: *transforms back* You okay there, Prongs?

James: Does it look like it? *still badly cut and vomiting slugs*

Phoenix: No, not really.

Phoenix and Sirius take James to Madam Pomfrey's office.

Madam Pomfrey: What happened this time, James, Sirius, Phoenix?

James: *vomiting slugs* One of my spells backfired.

Sirius and Phoenix: *nod*

Madam Pomfrey: *rolls eyes* Try not to curse Severus again, now will you?

Sirius and James: *nod*

Madam Pomfrey: *heals James's cuts*

James: *still vomiting slugs*

Madam Pomfrey: *makes him stop vomiting slugs*

James: THAT SICK DARE!

Sirius: Chill, Prongs.

James: *rolls eyes* OH MY LORD!

Madam Pomfrey: *walks towards James and hands him a potion*

James: *drinks the potion*

Madam Pomfrey: *clears throat* Try not to use that spell again, James, you nearly died.

James: *shocked*

Sirius: *in head* That d*mn grease pile.

Phoenix: I didn't expect that to happen, that's for sure.

Remus and Peter: *walk in* Prongs? You okay?

James: No, I was almost killed by Snivellus! That motherf*cker!

Remus: Oh gods, Prongs, another sick dare?

James: Of course it was, Moony, I was dared to act in love with him!

Peter: *laughing* That's what caused it.

James: Of course it did, Wormtail! Now I'm scared as f*ck!

Sirius: *cracks knuckles* I'll rip his head off!

James: Go ahead, I won't complain.

Peter: *laughs* Are you sure that's necessary?

Sirius: *scoffs* Don't doubt me, Pete.

Peter: *glares*

Remus: I won't complain either. He almost murdered Prongs!

Phoenix: *clears throat* He's my friend, alright? So don't talk trash about Severus.

James and Sirius: *rolls eyes*

Remus: *stares at Phoenix quizzically*

Phoenix: But he really shouldn't have done that.

The Marauders: He shouldn't have.

I was almost killed and was forced to vomit slugs by Snivellus! All for a sick dare! Dafuq?! I'M SO MAD AT HIM RIGHT NOW!

I suffered through so much just to be nice to Snivellus; Evans better go out with me now!

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Any more questions for me? Comment them here.

Thanks so much and don't make me eat any more slugs or almost die or else I'll kill you!

Mischief Managed.
~Prongs

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