zohaven said, "I dare you to read Marauders friendship fanfics, Wolfstar, and Jily fanfictions. Also read a lemon. Bring Remus, Sirius, Lily and Peter along for the ride."

James: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Lily: I'm not Sirius, he is! *points to Sirius*

Sirius: *slowly claps*

Phoenix: *rolls eyes*

They read a Marauders' friendship fanfic.

James: That's so sweet!

Remus: That's so you, James, and Sirius licking our faces? He never did that.

Sirius: Let me start now. *turns into a dog* *licks his face*

Remus: HEY!

Phoenix: *laughs* What the h*ll?!

Sirius: *turns back* *smirks* Now I do.

Peter: That was so nice of you all!

Lily: And you still harass Severus. *rolls eyes*

James: *laughs*

Lily: It's not funny, James. *slaps him*

James: HEY!

Phoenix: *claps*

They read a Jily fanfic.

Sirius and Remus: JAMES AND LILY, SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Lily: JILY WILL NEVER EXIST!

Sirius: AS IF! JUST YOU WAIT!

Phoenix: *laughs* *claps*

James: *smiles and blushes*

Lily: *rolls eyes* You're desperate, James.

Phoenix: Yes, even rosekook1 said so.

James: Pffft! I'm not desperate!

Everyone: *glares at him*

James: Lilyflower, will you go out with me?

Lily: *slaps him* NO! Don't call me that!

Phoenix: I told you you were desperate, Prongsie.

James: *glares at Phoenix*

Phoenix: TIME FOR MY OTP, WOLFSTAR!

James: The puppy ship!

Sirius and Remus: *look confused*

They read a Wolfstar fanfic.

Sirius and Remus: *blush*

James: LITTLE PADDIE AND MOONY GREW UP SO FAST!

Phoenix: *glares at James* Anyways, Prongs is high on Wolfstar.

Lily: *laughs* Aren't we all?

Peter: Exactly.

Phoenix: That was so cute!

Sirius: *kisses Remus*

Remus: *kisses Sirius*

Everyone Else: REMUS AND SIRIUS, SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Remus and Sirius: *pulls away and blushes*

Phoenix: MY TWIN FINALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND! YAY YAY YAY! *uncontrollably squealing*

James: Uh Phoenix? You're making Wolfstar uncomfortable.

Phoenix: We definitely don't want that, Prongs.

Remus: Well, that was interesting. The Jily fanfiction was great!

Lily: *rolls eyes*

Sirius: I liked ours better.

Remus: Come on, Prat, get over here. *kisses Sirius*

Sirius: *kisses back*

Remus: Are you really that cocky?

Sirius: Ask James!

James: *nods*

Sirius: Or Phoenix.

Phoenix: *nods*

Sirius: HEY!

Peter: It's true, you're cocky as h*ll.

Sirius: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Peter: No, you are.

Sirius: *rolls eyes*

Phoenix: *claps*

Peter: I thought the fluffy friendship one was cutest. No smut, unlike the others.

Phoenix: ALSO READ LEMONS!

Everyone: *groans*

They all read a lemon.

Phoenix: I'm sorry. *gags*

Peter: Agreed.

Lily: I wasn't expecting it to be THIS graphic.

James: They're more graphic when people are while doing it!

Sirius: Agreed.

Remus: AGREED.

Phoenix: That's probably true. I'm just single as f*ck.

Sirius: That's true, Nix will never find a suitable partner.

Phoenix: HEY!

Sirius: Admit it.

Phoenix: *rolls eyes* That is true though.

Everyone: *laughs*

Peter: The lemon ruined it!

Everyone: Agreed.

That was... interesting.

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Mischief Managed.
~Prongs.