Magnus Chase?
-me

Percy: Who?

Annabeth: um..um *panics*

Percy:..Chase. Is he related to you Annabeth?

Annabeth: .....he's my totally dead cousin

Magnus: yup

Magnus: totally dead

Percy: Who are you?

Magnus: I told you. A dead guy.

Magnus: *see's Percy's blue shirt*

Magnus: Eww, dude. Your shirt is blue. I HATE BLUE.

Percy: What now?

Percy: Now you'll be telling me riptide isn't cool.

Percy:SEE RIPTIDE CAN TURN INTO A PEN!

Jack: A pen sword! HAHAHAHA

Percy: Who are you?

Magnus: He's my talking sword.

Magnus: And he can turn into anything.

Percy:.....

Percy: HOW IS THAT FAIR