Phe:"ohhhh bill Dipper!~"

Dipper:*comes into the living room*"yeah?"

Bill:"yeah"

Phe:"we have a Dare!"

Bill:"what is it?"

Phe:"Dipper has.to pole dance you get to watch-"

Bill:"YES!"

Phe:"BUT!!;you can't touch him"

Bill:"Da-"

Phe:"LANGUAGE!"

Bill:"darn it"

Dipper:*tries to sneak away*

Phe:"get back here dipper"

Dipper:*sighs and come back*

Phe:*snaps fingers and Dipper is set for the dare*

Dipper:*pole dances*

Bill:*gets agaited that he can't touch him*

Phoenix:*looks at reader*"welp remember reality is an illusion the universe is a hollogram buy gold bye! Oh and send us asks and dares!"