Phe:*appears outta thin air*

Bill:"were did you come from?!"

Phe:"I come from anywhere and everywhere!" (If you get that reference you are awesome)

Rev:"what's all this fuss about!"

Will:"p-please d-dont y-y-yell, m-m-master"

Rev:*pulls will close to him*"I'm sorry, blueberry"

Will:"i-its al-r-right, m-m-master"

Dipper:"what's going on guys?"

Phe:"we gots two dares!"

Rev:"and you have no knowledge of proper grammar..."

Phe:"HEY! I take honers English,thank you very much!"

Rev:"well it was obviously out  of pity"

Phe:"well, obviously you failed school or dropped out because why else would you have to resort to a failed tent of telepathy that you had to summon a demon to keep open;no offense will."

Will:"n-none t-taken"

Bill:"hey what about me!"

Phe:"you were summoned to steal a code not keep a failing business open"

Dipper:"weren't there dares to do?"

Phe:"oh yeah;so bill you have to listen to the Barbie girl song for 11 hours straight. And Dipper you have to let rev pick out your out fit"

Bill:"no! not that song!anything but that song! Why dose the.fan base hare me!"

Phe:"I don't hate you"

Bill:"then why are you doing this to me?"

Phe:"not my choice. It's the readers we all gotta do what they want,even me"

Bill:" you mean you can get asked  and dared too?"

Phe:"yeah"

Bill:"toucher her not me!"

Phe:"let just do this"*puts on magical head phones that are stuck to his head playing that song on repeat for 11 hours*

Bill:*eyes start twitching*

Phe:"now rev go pick put Dipper out fit"

Rev:"glady"

Dipper:"this is gonna suck"

Rev:*looking through his clothes*"don't you have anything decent!"

Dipper:"well I don't like fancy clothes so"

Rev:"you'll just have to use some of mine then,come on"

Dipper:"I hate this!"

Rev:"at least you look decent for once"
(He looks like this it's bad because I drew it but I tried)

Dipper:"I really don't like this"

Phe:"let's go check on bill"

Bill:*is going crazier*

Phe:"how ya holding up?"

Bill:*eyes start glowing red*

Phe:"DIPPER! BILLS GOING CRAZY...ER"

Dipper:"COMING"*runs into the room and holds on to bill*"calm down it'll be over soon you only have a few hours left"

Bill:*calms down*"ya know pinetree if your hair had been like burning trees I wouldn't have known it was you"

Dipper:*sighs*"yeah I know, I hate this outfit"

*Magical time skip of death to the end of bills dare*

Bill:*takes off the head phone and burns them*" I NEVER want to hear that song again EVER"

Phe:"well um bye please send asks and dares"