Pines_Frost_Dragon

(Imma go with the try not to sing one, P!ATD version!)

Volga: Hehe, I fucking love Panic! let's do this then.

He turns on the video, earbuds in as he listens.

Volga: This is easy as shit-

When 'Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time' comes on.

Volga: I LOST A BET TO A GUY IN A CHIFFON SKIRT BUT I MAKE THESE HIGH HEELS WORK~! I told you time and time again, I'm not as think as you drunk I am and we all fell down when the sun came up. I think we had enough~

'I Write Sims Not Tragedies'

Volga: What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding says a bridesmaid to a waiter. The grooms bride is a (sassy mode) fucking slut~!

After the video is over.

Volga: Holy shit I'm gonna need water for these dates soon. Wow, god damn I hadn't done that in ages. Thank you.