AnglerArmy: Undyne, I dare you to punch the author.

WHAT WHY?! THAT'S RUDE!!!

And hero's don't do that. They don't mess up their own faces.

I got a dare like that once a long time ago from Mettaton, and that's how I lost my eye.

BUT A DARES A DARE RIGHT?

*Punches self*

I, Undyne the Undying, am the author.

Crap, I lost another tooth.