_AsrielDreemurr:
I dare you to ask Alphys out!

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Wha...?!

Why would I?!

Um...

Sans: you have to do it, or I'll throw away your anime sword...

⊙_⊙ Okay, fine!

*Time skip to 20 minutes later brought to you by Light and L (and maybe Onii-Chan)

Hey Alphys... Open your door...It's Undyne. I don't really think Mew Mew 2 is better than 1. It was just a dare...

Alphys: *opens door* R-Really! I'm sorry for slamming the door on you! I saw the blood and felt bad...

Hey, to make up for it, how about we go on a date?

Alphys: Oh wow... Really?!

*nods* Sure. Let's go to the garbage area. You like hanging out there a lot.

Alphys: Okay!

*Time skip to one hour later brought to you by Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 (and Happy!)

Alphys: That was awesome!

Yeah, we will do it again la-

MTT: *shows butt in Undyne's face* HEEEEY ALPHYS!

oH GOD-