(I made the pic above :3)
Elizabeth: WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!!
Papyrus: YOUR STILL ALIVE HUMAN?!
Elizabeth: yeah, why wouldn't I be?
Sans (still in that 'demon' form): because we thought the clowns came and got you
Elizabeth: oh, don't worry I stay inside all day reading x rea- I mean fanfics and draw or you know watch vids on YouTube because I have no life. And the only clown I hang around with is Gamzee
UF Sans: who's Gam-
Elizabeth: homstuck fandom
UF Sans: oh..
Elizabeth: let's move onto the dares shall we
Everyone: YAY!!!!
NoName: *snaps her fingers and Edd, Matt, Tom and Tord just randomly appear out of nowhere* here. Have them
Diamon: oh hey guys
Elizabeth: Tom! *jumps onto Tom*

...

NoName: well then
Tord: where exactly are we?
NoName: my sisters book
Matt: *looking at himself in a mirror*

Later

Diamon: *proceeds to spend the rest of the hour bashing his face against a wall* why why why why why why why why why
Elizabeth: *gets between Diamon and the wall so he can stop hurting himself*
Diamon: *falls over*
...
( the '...' means that there's more but I'm to lazy to right it all down)

Diamon: Well I guess what I got a Master Ball *holds it up and throws it at Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: *dodges the master ball*
Elizabeth: DIAMON!
NoName: that's mean, Mewtwo should be a free spirit
Diamon: IMMA POKEMON MASTER FOOL
Elizabeth: no *beep* Sherlock
NoName: NO I AM

...

(Swagtale) ST Papyrus: *is just reading*
Kit: Guys.. where is Error? *looks around then just sits in a corner*
Elizabeth: lemme go get him *finds Error and brings him to kit*
Kit: *gets up and hugs Error, then hits him*
Error Sans: what was that for?!
Kit: for being an idiot! *kisses Error sans* and that's because I love you
Error sans: *hugs kit* I love you too
Everyone: awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
Murderqueen and Luna: *squeals really loudly* (basically fangirling af)
Elizabeth: when's the wedding?
Kit: soon
Maple: *looks up undertail* BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*breaks computer* BAD SINNY FOX DUNG COMPUTER!
Elizabeth: *eye twitch*
Luna: NUUUU NOT LE COMPUTER!!!!
Maple: hehe, sorry
Diamon: Underfell get dunked by a girl you little *beep* oh yeah I forgot about that happening
Murderqueen: what the actual *beep*
Kamajer: hey can I be in your book for now on please
Elizabeth: *sighs* whatever, I don't care anymore
_Honey_Bee_ : *looks at the title for the last chapter* ITS SMOKEY QUARTZ and ITS FLUFF NOT BUFF
Elizabeth: really now-

Elizabeth: *stands up and leaves*
Luna: Elizabeth where are you going
Elizabeth: I'm *beep* done
Luna: don't leave
Elizabeth: I'm drawing a line in the sand!
Luna: EEELLLLIIIIZZZZAAAABBBBEEEETTTHHHHH
Elizabeth: what am I willing to put up with today, not *beep* this!
Luna: *falls over laughing*
Elizabeth: *goes into her room and slams the door* IM DONE!!
Kit: it's official, Elizabeth is 100% done with everyone's bull *beep*

NoName: since Elizabeth is in her room I'll end the chapter
Kit: mk
NoName: That's all for now, LATER MY LITTLE BEAN
Luna: ITS KITKAT ARMY NOT LITTLE BEANS!
NoName: fine, TILL NEXT TIME KITKAT ARMY!!
Everyone: BYE!!!!!

LATER

Diamon: *on the NEW computer and finds out about sister location*
(How it should have happened) Diamon: ARE YOU *beep* SERIOUS I WAS THAT *beep beep beep beep beekeepers*
(How it really happened) Diamon: *impulses the NEW computer with a bone while twitching violently*
Elizabeth: *noticed that he broke the NEW computer* ... *eye twitch*
Diamon: uhh.. I can explain
Elizabeth: *walks away* I'm done
Diamon: are you on something?
Elizabeth: do you want to get hurt?
Diamon: n-no
Elizabeth: there's your answer

Before I end this chapter I want to say a few things, about Halloween and the Clowns. If you don't know there have been 'killer' clowns walking around luring children into the woods. Now I live in Texas and I haven't seen any of these clowns yet, now if you have you can tell a story about it in the comments, and I'll put it in the Halloween chapter once it comes to that time. Also, I want to know what your going to be for Halloween! (If you celebrate it) I haven't decided mine yet but I think Elizabeth/ me, myself, and I will either be Eyes Jack or Masky from creepypasta. And NoName is going to be Ticci Toby also from creepypasta. Welp that's all for now bye! ^_^