Me: I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG SCHOOL SUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FRENCH CANDLE MAN RETURNS

LUMIERE!!! GRILLBY, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE!

Grillby: I have to admit, I love that costume!

*hugs even tighter* :333

*joins the hug, crushing papyrus even more*

Papyrus: (smiles awkwardly and hugs back, since askers are stronger than they think) can't breathe...

Coffee Edgelord, is that youuuu?

Papyrus: (breaks the universal barrier of logic just to throw a brick at Mr. H) BITCH

BonBon: I IS WATCHIN' YA'LL *points at Ginger, Ambrosia, and Winter* =_=G: BUT FIRST!! *throws candy at them* HAPPY SPOOKAYWEEN!!!!!
BonBon: #Pat&Jen  xDD SPOOKAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

I still don't trust them. Just cuz they're being nice now, doesn't earn my trust. *gives them the "I'm watching you" gesture*

Me: SPOOKAY!!!! :D
Winter, Ambrosia & Ginger: (smile a bit, eating the candy)
Ambrosia: Thanks, stranger.
Winter: And you don't have to trust us. We won't do anything to make you.

BonBon:*looks at Asriel* ... I don't understand at this point, is this me or what? *points at Azzy*

U-uhm.. Azz? You okay? *picks Asriel up*

Asriel: I'm not okay, that was humiliating ;w;

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on... how many pancakes does it take to the moon?
Answer:
Purple
Cuz playground eggs wear torn scarf hats!

Frisk: (so confused they literally have to sit down and think about it for a solid ten minutes)

SANS IS A GREAT BROTHER PAPS!!! YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE A BRO THAT CARES ABOUT YOU!!! ALSO SANS, BECAUSE YOU WERE A NICE BROTHER, YOU GET THREE KETCHUP BOTTLES!!! *whispers to paps* want more Red Bull?

Sans: (catches the ketchup) Thanks kid! And really, it's no problem. He's my little bro, of course I care about him.
Papyrus: (smiles at him, then turns to the asker) That would be useful, yes. Thank you.

PAPY NO

Papyrus: Papy yes. 6 will get her punishment.

*ptsd flashbacks*

Napstablook: (gets shoved in the room by the author) (hugs the asker) It's okay...

AHHHHHHHH!!!!! MR. H!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!! IMMA DRAW THIS NOW—

Vegas & Me: :DDDDDDDD

Then good luck killing them once they have LV.

Sans: Me an' Paps will keep a good eye on them so they don't hurt anyone. Trust us, we've got this, kid. (smiles a bit)

Frisk, can you break the Barrier before Paps does something crazy?

Frisk: I can't absorb human souls, and either me, Chara, or the whole monster race would have to die to get enough power to equal a seventh soul. Plus, Ben's soul is still missing, so at the moment we only have five souls. So sadly, there's nothing I can do...
* They don't seem to know who's actually in possession of the green soul.
* Meanwhile, the soul floats in its containment in the broken machine, labeled simply as "POWER SOURCE"...

STOP CUSSING CHILD

Papyrus: (raises eyebrows and smirks, the universal "make me" face)

Hey, so I know we've been, uh, skele-centric lately, but uh...
Blooky! What's your favourite tuns?

Me: Sorryyyyy I just like my edgy story arcs ;w; I actually worry about making Papyrus and other characters seem edgy or OP as shit, but I always try to give all the characters flaws and personalities ^^;
Blooky: Oh... I like Muffet's battle theme... I'm working on an 8-bit version...
Me: Which means I'm looking for one on YouTube after this chapter if I'm not lazy (cough)

MTT! Favourite show that isn't one of your own?

Mettaton: Ah, finally an ask for me! Well, darling, I have to say that I love Muffet's cooking show. She's quite a pleasant monster, despite what the others seem to think, and sure knows her stuff when it comes to running a program.

Tori... ah, I'll get back to you later.

Toriel: (nods in understanding)

Asgore! Are there and plants you wish to have in your garden?

Asgore: (surprised he got an ask) Well, young one, there are a few, but the environment of Snowdin is rather difficult to care for them in. Most of the plants we do have are very pretty and can survive the cold, but some others are just too frail to withstand the temperature...

Frisk and Chara!! Try escargot! Yes, that differs from just eating snails.

Toriel: (passes them escargot at the table)
Frisk: (shudders)
Toriel: (chuckles) Do not be afraid, my child. It's only food! It won't bite.
* Chara tries it first, raising her eyebrows.
Chara: Huh. Not bad.
* Frisk tries it, and instead cocks their head.
Frisk: Well, it's different... I still prefer the butterscotch pie though.
Chara: Who doesn't, really?
Asriel: People who are allergic to butterscotch, Chara.
Chara: Thank you, Captain Fucking Obvious.

On the topic of french foods, everyone try an elephant's ear!! (That's a french sweet, not a literal elephant's ear — Tori I'm looking at you)

Toriel: (tries to look offended but just ends up laughing)
Flowey: (shudders at the memory of being turned into a pie)
Frisk: (giggles at the memory of AOD!Alphys nerding out over it)
Me: (kicks down the door) BONJOUR MON PETIT CROISSANTS (throws a bag of the sweets at them like a baseball pitcher even though she doesn't know jack shit about sports)
Sans: (catches it and laughs) Ah, shaddup, Kitty. We know you speak French.
Me: Hey, lemme brag a bit, bonehead :P
Asriel: (tries it) Hm! This is actually pretty good! :3
Flowey: Well, it's not made of me, so I can give it some points for that.
Me: I need to try one in real life someday...

[off in private]
Oh, Tori. I had something, but there are definitely eavesdroppers and I'm sure he'd mine my stepping in like this. Anyway, that may be an issue for another time.

Toriel: I understand, my child. But can you write it on a piece of paper, perhaps, instead of saying it? That way I can know what you want.

Oh... oh shiz... is something going down in 7 days? *angrily walks up to the cousin it ripoff from the ring* BITCH, GET OUT OF THAT WELL, AND EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING IN 7 DAYS!

Me: (has never watched The Ring, isn't a fan of horror movies) ...wot?
Vegas: Turtle, you're kinda the one who knows, that was your comment >w<
Cousin It Ripoff: (le shrug) :P

Well.. at least you said you'll cut back the energy drinks. I hope you stick with your word

Papyrus: I will. Promise.

Papyrus you get on that bed with Ryan and go to sleep right now. DON'T YOU DISOBEY ME YOUNG MAN

Papyrus: (laughs) You're not my mom, Asker!

That mean you can blow Grillby?(I know you said monsters don't sex like this but JUST LET ME HAVE THIS)

Sans: (internal screaming intensifies, face turns blue)
Grillby: (too pure for this world, cocks head) Is he okay?
Fuku: MY FATHER IS MORE INNOCENT THAN ME OMG—

*takes away the red bull* *gives him chocolate milk instead* BAD PAPY, DRINK MILK. MILK MAKE STRONG. STRONG MAKE BONES. BONES MAKE YOU!

Papyrus: (sipping coffee) close enough.
Sans: coffee is great

Gaster ... why were you popping kids at 10?

Oh great snow now look what you've done you just implied Gaster and grill imgregnenyed women when they were 10 and 8 years old

Fuku: (eyes cross at the spelling)
Grillby: (pats her shoulder)
Gaster: (leans in the room) The three of them were all adopted. Fuku had abusive parents, so she was moved when she was 8, and I found the brothers in an alleyway when I was 18 and took them in.

....and,, papyrus, talk to someone about those nightmares.

Papyrus: ...no thanks, I'm good...

Paps... don't hurt anyone. That's wrong, no matter what they've done.
There are ways to peaceably punish someone for battery, etc
papyrus, please
I know we can't control what you do
I know nobody can
but papyrus,,, this isn't healthy and it isn't good and you need to drop at least one thing
you're going to get even more overwhelmed if you keep trying to do this

Papyrus: ... (looks down, lowers voice) ...even with how I am these days, I'm still a pacifist. I don't like hurting people, and I would never kill someone. But one of the only ways to make me get violent is if you hurt my family. ESPECIALLY Sans. He was the only one I had for the longest time, and put up with so much just to keep me safe. Considering how low his stats are, had that rock hit him hard enough, he would have died. 6 is not getting off easy.

paps,,,,,undyne would never let you into the royal guard if you keep this up
you wouldn't be seen as mature enough to know when to take a step back and at least temporarily let something go
this isn't manageable, undyne will see that and have to reject you no matter what,, because she can't have a guardsman with so much on his hands and who can't take care of himself properly. it's just unethical.

Papyrus: Sure, I can't let things go, but one thing I can do is work my way around the system. If I've learned anything from my brother, it's that loopholes or tiny cheats in the system can get you everywhere. I've known Undyne since I was little, and I know how her mind works. Even what she looks for in a guard. Perserverance, bravery, kindness, patience, and strength, mostly. If I can convince her that I have a perfect balance those traits, she can't deny me a spot in the Guard...
* Something lights up in his mind.
Papyrus: ...Especially if I can take her down in a head-to-head challenge.
Me: Cinnamon roll nO—
Vegas: UH LEAVE MORE COMMENTS YAY
Me: Also, I am working on a special chapter for 6K, but I'm slower than the slowburn of Nightlight so it might take a while. Sorry!! ;w;