Um... hey, uh, Sans, what's your take on Frisk?

Sans: The kiddo's pretty cool, of course. (ruffles Frisk's hair)
Frisk: (giggles and hugs him)
Sans: (whispers after Frisk leaves) I know that the kid can't reset anymore, and they made a promise that they won't if they ever get that power back. And according to my notes, they've never done a Genocide run. They have killed monsters under Chara's influence, but they cried and reloaded their SAVE. They don't have the heart for a full Genocide. So I trust them.

VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!~~~ uwu

Vegas: ...why.
?????: (laughs)

~Hey UF!Frisk, how well do the Fell Skelebros get along on a daily basis?

UF!Frisk: They fight sometimes, but it never gets physical. Surprisingly, they get along way better than most of the Internet seems to think, which is good!
UF!Flowey: Probably the only reason it doesn't get physical is because they're brothers. They seem to be hardwired to care about each other.

What... Pfft, no. Blue is better than... the... C-Carrot... at being lazy...

Blue: I BLEW UP OHIO
Papyrus: BLUE WHY
Sans: JESUS FUCK

~A lot of people seem to like you, Carrot. Any idea why? Honestly, I don't know myself.

US!Pap: I'm not actually sure. I don't think I have too many redeeming qualities.
Blue: Shut up, Pap, yes you do!! (hugs him tightly)
US!Pap: Heh, thanks, bro ^^ (hugs him back)
Me: So cute ⭐️^⭐️

Ok UF Sans don't get mad people ship me with you

UF!Sans: That's a little odd, but I'm not mad, kid. It's alright. People will ship what they ship... (remembers Fontcest and shudders)

I fruck trucking love US Grillby XD

Hey Grillby, he complimented you! That's nice. At least he's not rude.

Grillby: True. He is pretty strange, though...
US!Grillby: (picks up Blueberry and hugs him) Hi Blue!! ^^
Blue: Hehe, hi! ^^
Me: I see the Sansby passed through!

Vegas, just for you I'll hate on 2 too. FRICK YOU TWO!!!!

????? 2: I get that a lot.

*blinks*...oh...oh daMN.

Vegas: (confident smirk)
????? 3: Oh my god, Vegas no, you're just like Frisk.

dITTO, PAPS!! WTFFFFF

Blue: THE ONE THING THE MAGNIFICENT SANS IS NOT GOOD AT IS BEING LAZY!!!
Papyrus: OH WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK

O-oh y-yeah i u-um f-forgot that i-i w-was n-next t-to u *blushing*

US!Pap: (chuckles a bit) What is with people and blushing when they see me?
UF!Sans: oh my fucking god you clueless bitch

PAPYRUS OMG IM DYIN NOW

Papyrus: (hugs asker) PLEASE DON'T DIE ;-;
Sans: (laughs) Bro, it's a figure of speech—
Papyrus: (worried "nyeh", hugs asker tighter)

~Someone, give Blue a cup of coffee!

US!Pap: DON'T DO THAT!
Papyrus: TOO LATE!
Blue: (blasts off at the speed of sound) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
US!Pap: DEAR GOD WHY

~AT!TORI, AT!PAP, KISS ALREADY

AT!Pap & AT!Tori: (BLUUUUUUUSH)
AT!Pap: Uh, w-what? o\\\\\\\\\\\o
AT!Tori: (embarrassed noise)

...The one line I didn't want to hear... Totally fine, just trying to mimic my favorite fruit, the tomato.

US!Pap: (laughs) Well you're doing a good job of it so far! If you need help with something, kid, I'm right here, alright?

FLOWEY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD NOW I CANT BREATHE

Flowey: SUFFOCATE
Asriel: (slaps him)
Flowey: Hey, that hurt ;-;

Papyrus, sing Talk Dirty to Me to Chara, see how she reacts >w<

Papyrus: (about to google the lyrics)
Sans: (hands him a paper) I wrote down the ones you need.
Papyrus: Yay, thanks Sans!! ^-^ (reads them) ...I don't understand half of the things these lyrics mean... oh fuck it, let's find Chara!
* He goes and finds Chara, who's making small talk with Frisk, who's in on the plan.
Chara: So like I was saying—oh, Papyrus! Hi! Need anything?
* Frisk slinks away and hides behind Sans, who's behind Papyrus.
Papyrus: Yes, actually~
Chara: *He sounds different...*
* Sans plays the music,
Papyrus: I'm that flight that you get on, international — First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable~
Chara: (recognizes this tune) ❗️
Papyrus: *I feel so awkward* 'Cause I know what the girl them need, New York to Haiti~
I got lipstick stamps on my passport, you make it hard to leave~
Chara: (face turns red)
Papyrus: Been around the world, don't speak the language, but your booty don't need explaining~ All I really need to understand is, when, you—
Frisk: Talk dirty to me~
* Sans plays the trumpet/trombone tune (I can't tell which one it is), as UF!Pap and US!Pap sing the repeated line as backup. Chara looks really flustered, then smirks.
Chara: You know the words to my songs, no habla ingles~ Our conversations ain't long, but you know what is!~
Papyrus: (doesn't even get the innuendo but blushes madly anyway) ‼️
UF!Pap: oh my god, this human >w<
Chara: I know what the girl them want, London to Taiwan! I got lipstick stamps on my passport, I think I need a new one!~
Sans: (eyes widen, chuckles a bit)
Chara: Been around the world, don't speak the language, but your booty don't need explaining~ All I really need to understand is, when, you—
Asriel: Talk dirty to me~
* Sans plays the tune again as Chara kisses Papyrus' hand, puts on a pair of shades and walks away smugly, Asriel on her heels wearing a matching pair.
* Papyrus stumbles, confused, smiling and flustered, back to his friends.
Papyrus: I... was not expecting that reaction... o\\\w\\\o
Frisk: GO PAPYRUS
US!Pap: GET SOME CLASSIC
Sans: Jesus Christ, you two XD

~Sans, make a dirty joke to Grillby. Frisk, distract Toriel!

Frisk: Hey Mom! I found a frog! Come look!
Toriel: (runs over)
Frog: meep :I
Sans: This is gonna be good. (taps Grillby's arm)
Grillby: (turns around) Oh, Sans! What did you need? ^^
Sans: (smirks) Hey Grillbz, have you been to the doctor lately? Cause you're lacking some Vitamin Me~
Grillby: (face turns red, then smirks back) You may fall from the sky, you may from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me ❤️
Sans: (covers mouth) AWWW! (hugs him tightly) I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!!
Papyrus: (filming this) nyehehehehehe

~Group hug! ^^

Papyrus: Yay, hugs!! (hugs the askers) 💙!!
Sans: (crushes Papyrus and Grillby into a hug) Love you guys ^^
Papyrus: Aww, we love you too!
Grillby: (hugs him back and smiles) I love you too, Sansy ❤️
Toriel: (hugs Asgore and kisses his cheek)
Asgore: (blue-screen)
AT!Sans: (hugs AT!Asgore) 💙
AT!Asgore: (hugs him back)
* Basically, everyone hugs everyone.
Chara: (hugs Asriel and Frisk) You two, hug me god damn it!
Frisk & Asriel: (hug Chara back) Love you, Chara :)
Me: Aw, cute!
Undyne: (smirks and tugs Snow-chan into the group hug)
Me: I'm being included! ;w;
Alphys: H-hey, you're a p-part of this book too, y'know! 💛
Me: Awww! ^^

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