*papyrus sees porn*
Sans: meh
*papyrus wants to know  what porn means*
Sans: NO WAY WE HAVE TO KEEP HIM PURE!!!!!!
logic

Sans: The pictures he saw aren't even that bad, smut-wise. He hasn't seen anything of that sort, he just knows it exists. He's still got about 90% of his innocence, the rest was lost to the goddamn PapFans and that one dare where we had to look up Undertail. Seriously wtf we didn't even get cookies ;-;

So... Sans... what happened with Frisk...?

Sans: (sigh) Chara and the kid have been sitting alone for a while now. They both look miserable, but they won't let anyone comfort them. Rei's keeping an eye on 'em. My notes don't recall Frisk ever doing a genocide run, so I'm not sure why they're so sad...

Does anyone aside from Sans know about resets?

Sans: (sighs, speaks quietly) Dad, Flowey, Chara and Asriel all know about them, nobody else does. We all know Frisk made a promise on their SOUL that they would never reset if they got the chance. That SAVE, RESET and LOAD power — Determination — is actually shared between them and our author. They have enough power separately to LOAD and SAVE, so we don't lose people forever if they end up dying. Only if they both collaborated would they be able to RESET. I'm sure neither of them wouldn't do that to us, though. They like seeing us happy, including Snow, even if we are fictional.
Sans: I... have a feeling Papyrus knows more than he should, about timelines and such. Even with his innocent, naive, and even kinda ditzy personality, under that is the smartest monster you'll ever meet in your life, and I won't be surprised if he finds out. Until he does, I'm not telling him anything, because the knowledge that the almost perfect world we live in could be wiped out of existence at any moment would demolish his optimistic personality. All of our hearts would shatter if Papyrus stopped being his positive, spunky self. We don't want anyone to change from who they are.

Hey Kitty, who's your favorite of the Sander Sides? Just curious :3 Also, ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAANN!!

Me: I'm basic, but I'm gonna have to go with my boi Thomas!
Sans: (interrupts) IT'S A GREY OBLONG PILL
Papyrus: QUANTUM NANO-TECHNOLOGY CPU
Me: THE QUANTUM COMPUTER IN THE PILL WILL TRAVEL THROUGH YOUR BLOOD UNTIL
Flowey: IT IMPLANTS IN YOUR BRAIN AND TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO
Me: Those are all the lines I know ;w;

"he rants about things a lot but doesn't day anything that is ACTUALLY important"
Mum, since when were you in this chapter?

Everyone: (laughs)

this be me on my period

Papyrus: (about to ask what that is)
Alphys: It's a thing h-human females g-go through when t-they're m-mature enough to have c-children. F-from studying it, it d-doesn't seem pleasant for them.

Ist alles in Ordnung Sans?

Sans: (chuckles) kid, I don't actually speak German, I was just fucking with Pollen-head.

CRACKSHIP TO THE MOON!

Flowey: Baka!
Temmie: ❤️

that moment when you realize your arguing with yourself

Asriel: o-o ... (looks down and starts having an existential crisis)
Chara: (pats his back)

i dunno why other toriel still hates him either. hes like a cross between a goat, a bunny, a packet of marshmallows

Sans: Who could ever hate this guy?! (signals towards Asgore)
Undyne: He's like one of the best people ever!! I'm gonna need a word with that Other Toriel, cause she doesn't have her facts straight!! Ngah!!
Asgore: (flattered smile)

LegsMcLovin' it. I have no joke here. That's just funny.

Mettaton: -3-

He's a skeleton, Chara. He's dead to everyone.

Chara: (laughs a little) Haha, nice one.
Frisk: (giggles)

He's your brother, Sans, it's his job.

Sans: True.
Papyrus: ùwú✨

eyo have you guys heard of Lucy the Skeleton
She's a sans fangirl
Look her up

Lucy: Hi Sansy! (hugs him tightly)
Sans: Uh, hi... *she ain't as bad as Evelyn or Cutie so far...*
Papyrus: Oh good lord, another one?
Lucy: Oh, hi Papyrus! :D
Papyrus: Oh my god she doesn't hate me...!
Lucy: Of course not, you're a cinnamon roll! Wait, where's Toriel >_>
Toriel: (peeks in the door)
Lucy: YOU TRYNA STEAL MY SANS?!?!
Toriel: Ahuhu, my child, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Me and Sans are just friends. I'm a married woman, with three children.
Lucy: OKAY GOOD. So, Sansy, wanna go somewhere? :3
Sans: Uh, kid, I'm taken... and gay...
Lucy: Huh? What do you mean? I'm your girlfriend!
Grillby: Can I barbecue this bitch yet
Papyrus: I have a better solution. (drags in another fangirl)
Sans: Pap why

* Lilac The Only Sans Wife has appeared.
Lucy: (HISSSSSSSSSSS)
Lilac: (HISSSSSSSSSSS)
* Lucy lets go of Sans, and the two fangirls start beating each other up. Papyrus sits down on a beanbag chair and eats popcorn.
Sans: Bro, are you feeling okay..?
Papyrus: Of course I am! Why?
Sans: You're not usually the type to watch people fight, let alone make them fight to solve a problem... I'm really getting concerned about you, bro.
Papyrus: It's fine, Sans, I swear! I just want to help, and everyone knows you fight fire with fire. Which means you fight fangirls with... other fangirls.
* The joke makes Sans forget about his concern. He laughs a bit.
Sans: Nice one, bro! Anyway, mind sharing your popcorn?
Papyrus: Not at all!
* The brothers sit down, sharing a bowl of popcorn, and watch Lucy and Lilac battle to the death.
Me: Leave more comments! Papyrus, Sans, pass the gummy bears!