Me: holy shit... 1,000 reads... (squeals) I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK HOLY SHITFUCK
Papyrus: It means a lot!! 💙💙💙
Grillby: Thank you all! ❤️
Asgore: (holding Toriel's hand) We appreciate it, we really do!
Me: Heh, short and sweet announcement, as always... anyway, enjoy the chapter! Once again, I love you all!!

OH NO CHARA I'M SOWWY!!

Chara: It's alright... (looks down silently)

Awwww, nuuuuu! Q-Q Poor Chara :(

CHARA!!!!!

Chara... please, don't say that. Papyrus loves you a lot. And you are worth so much, so please don't be upset. Of course he needs you. He cares about you, so he needs you. You may not believe me, but I wouldn't lie to you. I'm an asker without a face, what gain would I have in telling you lies? So believe me when I say that he cares for you more than you know. :)

Chara: ...
* Chara gets up from her hiding place and hugs the asker tightly. She's crying a little bit.
Chara: Thank you... so much... for that... I feel a bit better now...
* As Chara hugs you, you notice she's bleeding...
Chara: I s-scraped my arm when I was running away... d-don't mind it...
* It does look like a scrape, but you can't shake your suspicions...
Chara: H-have you seen Papyrus...?

Danny.exe has stopped working due to Sansby hotness and Asgore cuteness

*ERROR-- asKer CrasheD fRom tOo mUch cUtEnEss--*

Grillby: fuck
Sans: (dumps water on the askers' heads)
Asgore: (smiles) Hopefully they're alright...

(secretly videotapes Papy) So adorabls X3

Sans: (pets his head)
Papyrus: (purring noise, picks Sans up and hugs him) ^w^
Sans: Woah, hehe! Love you too, Paps ^^

eh, true

Asriel: ùwú✨

He probably sleeps in secret hiding places around the house that no one knows about...
What?
You said skeles were like kitties

Papyrus: (LE GASP) How did you know?! :0
Sans: I've fallen asleep in a box before.
AT!Sans: I fell asleep on the banister once. I fell off and broke my arm... totally worth it.
AT!Pap: I chased a weird light. And before you ask, no, I didn't end up getting abducted by aliens.

SEE! I told you! It's completely normal! Thank you Gerson, you are the best turtle. *Bows to gerson*

Gerson: Haha, nah! You're the best turtle around here!
Me: You're both the best! (hugs Turtle and Gerson)
Frisk: (waddles over in a turtle costume and joins the group hug)

Sans.... why... just why?
Grillby, take that thing away from him before he starts vlogging about the difference in fidget spinners.
Also! WOO, GO FRISK! That's more than I can do without losing my lunch

Frisk: (in the bathroom throwing up)
Me: ripperoni pepperoni
Sans: Who the fuck does that?
Chara: You have no idea, comedian...

AW!!!!
Okay, now we needa get AT Tori and Papy together (if my memory serves me right and they were the other two who liked each other)

AT!Asgore: Yeah!! Let's hook my sister up with her dream date!! >:D
AT!Sans: I'll get Papyrus! (runs away)
* Later...
AT!Tori: (at a coffee shop in Snowdin that may or may not be a ripoff of Tim Hortons) Why did you want to get coffee again, brobro?
AT!Asgore: You've been tense! You need to loosen up, sis! ^^
AT!Sans: (walks in with his brother)
AT!Pap: This place seems nice! Thanks for taking me here, brother!
AT!Tori: (spots AT!Pap, heart speeds up)
* They make eye contact, both blushing. AT!Pap speaks first.
AT!Pap: Oh, T-Tori! Asgore! Fancy meeting you here, heh! ^\\\\\\\\\\^;
AT!Tori: I-I could say the same, Papy!
* They end up all sitting together at a table with lattes, AT!Pap and AT!Tori chatting it up. AT!Sans and AT!Asgore clink their cups together.
AT!Sans: Mission accomplished. Now, which one's gonna bring up their feelings...

Me: (creeps into comments) (changes chapters that Altertale characters are here from 5 to 15) (Smooth Criminal plays) (moonwalks out)

Poor spidy.
She swung her web, just to get beat by a lil skelekitty.
Better luck next time, Spidy, maybe there are other HOT bartenders for you to catch. Ay? Ayyyy?

Muffet: ayyyyyyyyyyy. Anywho, I'll always have my eyes on Grillby, but there are plenty of fish in the sea I can go after~ Ahuhuhuhu~

WHO ARE YOU!?
GO AWAY!
NO!
NO MYSTERY PEOPLE!
NO NO NOOOOOOOOO—
SANS, GRILLBY, THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE STALKING YOU AND THEY MAY OR MAY NOT BE BAD NEWS, BUT RUN!!!!

Grillby: (looks around) I... don't see anyone...
Sans: (scared for Grillby's safety, not thinking of his own) Cmon, Grillbz, we needa move... (grabs his hand and keeps walking)
????? 2: (whispers) You blew it!
?????: (keeps following Sans and Grillby) (bumps into 3) Woah! (helps them up) Heh, sorry there. Wait, have we met before?
????? 3: I believe so. I'm... (static noises)
?????: So we have met. Pleasant to see you again. My name is... (more static)
????? 3: I believe we are working for the same cause. How do you feel about a... partnership?
?????: Deal.
* They shake hands. ????? 2 watches from the distance, along with another shadowy figure.
????? 4: ...make that a team of three.

*pops up next to them*
hi i ship them too waddup
*accidentally loud*
oops... sORRY
*nyooms away*

????? 3: aH (topples over, startled)
?????: You were always easily frightened, 3.
????? 3: Was not!!
????? 2: (growl)
????? 4: (sighs, walks away)

Undyne is right.

Sans: Heh, probably... omg best idea ever. Hey Grillbz?
Grillby: Hm?
Sans: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back~ (winks and smiles)
Grillby: (laughs and blushes) Why are you so adorable?! (kisses him)
* They hold the kiss for a little while, both blushing. They look like the happiest monsters in the world.

?????: (watching them, smiles a bit) Aw, such a happy couple. It really is a shame what could happen... hehehe, I'm just a puppet in the show of our lives. I can't do anything to speed this up or slow this down...
?????: Or, at least, that's what I'm told to believe~

Nothing!

Well, Papyrus, Senpai (informally) means someone you want to get the attention of, in most cases, romantically.

Asriel: It's also a term mainly meant to be used on someone who's older than you. For someone younger, it's "Kouhai"!
Papyrus: Oh! I get it now! Thanks for explaining, Prince! ^^ (realizes what the asker calling him Senpai means) ..... (bluSH POWERRRRRRRR)
Asriel: GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER, OH DEAR JESUS

Dawwwww, AT Tori and Sans are blushing~

AT!Tori: I like Papy... like, a lot... >\\\\\\\\<
AT!Sans: (holding hands with AT!Asgore) ❤️

SANS, GRILLBY, READ A SANSBY LEMON
I'M EVIL

Grillby: What's a lemon fanfiction?
Sans: Grillbz oh my god...
* They read a lemon, and walk out of the computer room.
Grillby: (face is entirely red) ...I-I need a cold shower... (walks away)
Frisk: You're made of fire tho!
Undyne: (raises eyebrows) I can't tell if Grillby is innocent or a sinner at this point tbh.
Papyrus: Probably a perfect mix.
Sans: (face is a deep ocean blue) I fucking hate the Internet... I hate it so much... why.

Papyrus, google Fontcest. I am so so sorry.

Papyrus: Don't worry, Asker, it's probably not that bad! (leaves to go google it)
Undyne: Three, two, one...
Papyrus: (kicks down the computer room door) I AM ABOUT TO LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE!!!
Frisk: (passes pink sparkly drink) Here. You'll forget what you saw.
Papyrus: Thanks Frisk!! (quickly drinks it and passes out)
Frisk: Comment more asks and dares!