holy shit that is a long name, also holy shit papyrus is smart
Oh, and a few more things to test the truthfulness of your claim, Evelyn: (simple question) What are the main ingredients in ketchup, and why do you like it?? There's also a difference between determinatation and willingness (tbh i'm slightly surprised sans hasn't jumped off several cliffs or committed suicide several times due to.... the... secret reasons!! Sans knows). Sans isn't really determined to survive... he's willing to... Flowey (the coward that he is) is determined to survive, so is Frisk. Whaaaaatttttt makes you admire his survivingness (write on a note and drop it throught the slot in the wall, srsly don't let ppl know the reasons) AndddD HAVE A BAD-JOKE-OFF WITH TORI AND SANS, IF EITHER OF THEM WIN YOU MUST LAAVE, NO CHEATING,'THEY MUST ANNOY PAPS BUT ALSO PLEASE HIM SECRETLY IN HIS HEART OF HEARTS, AND THEY MUST BE GOOD BAD JOKES, BAD JOKES THAT MAKE ME LAUGH, ANDDDD IF YOU WIN... fine you get one point

Evelyn: (doesn't know how to respond) Uh... um... main ingredient is tomatoes... (random incoherent confused babbling)
Sans: YOU BROKE HER
Papyrus: BOOK IT BEFORE SHE FIXES HERSELF, FUCKIN' MARY SUE
* The Skelebros make a run for it, and bump into Grillby around the corner. Sans hugs him.
Sans: Thank God! I was scared for a second. Knowing that Mary Sue, she can probably teleport.
Grillby: (picks him up and hugs him) It's alright, Sans, she'll hopefully explode.

...Not with Sans, mine is someone I hold dear who just so happens to be like Sans.
He loves stars... He's so kind to his little sis, it hurts. He's thoughtful, funny, he loves my puns... he's a complete geek/nerd, loves to do drama/theatre, and... I got friendzoned... But he's the best friend I could ask for. Wish I could tell him....

Sans: Yikes, friendzoned... that's rough, pal, I know that feeling...
Papyrus: When did you get friendzoned?
Sans: High school, where most traumatizing things happen to a person ;w;
Papyrus: (is in high school) hoo boy...

Yes *pulls out princess outfit* Sans, don't get me wrong, you're a great guy and all, but this is much more fun than just... not putting a dress on you. *puts a dress on Sans and runs off like my butt's on fire* Have fun, Sir Princess!

Papyrus: (laughs so hard he falls over, hits his head on the wall) OW, WORTH IT, AHAHAHA
Sans: I was wrong. Most traumatizing things happen to a person in Ask or Dare books. END MY LIFE
Grillby: Pffft, Fuku has to see this! (takes a picture of Sans)
Sans: Grillbz, I love you and all, with my heart and soul, but when I catch you, if anyone has seen that photo, I am going to make you do the Ice Bucket Challenge.
Grillby: (starts sweating... somehow, because he already sent the picture to his daughter) gottagobye (runs away)
Sans: (takes the dress off) I swear to god, I HATE MY LIFE
Papyrus: (laughing like an idiot)

*falls over dramatically*

Papyrus: (catches) Don't die please ;-;

yOU HAVE BECOME FUTURE FUKU o.o

Fuku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Grillby: ...what is happening....

Oh my ever living goodness... The plan worked.... O-O

Sans: That was genius :D

That's absolutely right, Papy!

Papyrus: Nyeh!! (pulls asker into a hug) Hug time!! 💙💙💙

I have everything and nothing against him at the same time

Blooky: (puts captain falcon helmet on Metta's head) Go get 'em! ^^
Happstablook: Thank you, Blooky. Now... GHOST PUNCH!
* (EXPLOSION)

~Alphys, use a pickup line on Sans. Because ship.

Alphys: O-okay... I don't know any though...
* Gaster teleport beside her, hands her a pickup line book he probably stole from Mettaton, gives her a thumbs-up, then teleports away.
Alphys: He's helping me????

~Undyne, how'd you lose your eye?

Undyne: I didn't lose it, punk! I just use my eyepatch to focus my energy in battle!

~Someone dress Sans up as a princess, we need to see that ⭐️〰⭐️

Sans: never again.

~US!PAP, TELL SPIDER LADY HOW YOU FEEL ALREADY, I KNOW YOU'RE STILL HERE

US!Pap: ...fine... (taps her shoulder) Hey Muffet? I have something you need to know...
US!Muffet: (turns around) Hm? What is it, Papy?
US!Pap: ...I've really liked you, for a long time now... I understand if you don't like me that way, I'd still like to be friends if you don't, I just really needed to tell you...
US!Muffet: (blushes and smiles) I feel the same way! 💜
US!Pap: R-really?! That's awesome!
* He picks her up and swings her around, both of them smiling and laughing.
Blue: (spying from around the corner) You go bro! :3

(walks over to Doggo and taps his shoulder) Hi Doggo, I have a crush on you..

Doggo: (blush)
Chara: That's one way to do it...
Doggo: W-well, Danny, I appreciate your honesty, but I really don't feel the same way... I'd still like to be your friend though! ^^;

Asriel, do you swear like a sailor?

Asriel: Yeah, when Mom and Dad aren't around. Mom would give me this super scary look until I took it back owo;

"embrace it" aYE

Ben: (finger guns) ayyyyyyy

*pulls out oversized hammer* ... *taps him very lightly with it*"

* Mettaton fucking explodes.
* Happstablook rises from the scraps of metal.
Happstablook: (sings) Metta makes an entrance!~ Now, let us continue.
Blooky: (fond memories of before MTT left the family business to be famous) (smiles) You look just like the old days, cuz...
Happstablook: Of course, Blooky darling! Ghosts never change!~

Yay! Good Chara!

Chara: ^^

a) blooks is cute
b) same, blooky

Blooky: Trash Club meeting...
Me & Alphys: We are proud members of this club
Undyne: You three are not trash!! (pulls all of them into a hug)
Blooky: yes i am
Me: Undyne you're chOKING ME—
Alphys: U-Undyne! ^\\\\\\\\\\^

Where? I don't see any adorable marshmallow?

Happstablook: FITE ME

A!!!!!!!

Blooky: (sits in the garbage bin)
Happstablook: Blooky... what the fuck are you doing...?
Blooky: I am in my element.
Happstablook: Blooky stop...

It's the effort that counts

Gaster: Indeed it is.

AH! STOP BEING ADORABLE! BOTH OF YOU! Too... much... brotherly... love... *ded*

Papyrus: shit we broke the asker
Sans: (dumps ice water on Turtle's head) fixed it :3
Papyrus: My brother's logic, everyone.

oH gOd— Goat ma, you have stooped to a new level

aYE

Toriel: òwó

Well if you were cold, I would suggest moving to a corner... They are 90°

Toriel: AYYYYYYYYYYYY

No, not a fan, well then, I guess I should show you a letter I wrote yesterday, to cheer you up.
Dear Y, please stop asking where your X went, she is never coming back.

Toriel: (laughs really hard)
Asgore: (facepalms and laughs)
Sans: Ayyyy! Good one!

Chara being a good wingman... wingwoman.... wing.... wingding... gaster... CHARA IS GASTER CONFIRMED!—
Wait, what was I talking about?

Chara & Gaster: (blink)
Chara: (laughs) Thanks...?
Ben: I think you need sleep...

PFFT- XDXDXD I relate XD Especially with the eating one. *has about 20 swedish fish shoved in my mouth*

Me: I do this all the time
Alphys: S-same here...

LOL XD
((Evelyn pulled a Ton-Ton XP))

Happstablook: Please, I'm much smarter than some purple-haired Mary Sue fangirl.
Sans: Even I've gotta agree, I'd take Mettaton over this bitch any day.
Evelyn: (hugs him) SANS!
Happstablook: (sigh) GHOST PUNCH!
* Evelyn goes flying.
Happstablook: You're welcome, Sans.
Sans: thANk yOu

I'M A GENIUS! Or Evelyn is a dumbass... I'M GOING WITH THE FIRST ONE! *pus hands on hips proudly*

Papyrus: It's both.
Sans: (covers mouth, looks at Evelyn) ooooooo
Chara: Roasted!
Grillby: (smirks and sets her hair on fire)
Evelyn: (SCREM)
Grillby: Nah, now she's roasted.
Sans: AYYYYYYYYYY (high-fives him)

~Gaster, stop being an indecisive f#ck and use one of your traps already. WE NEED PURPLE NEKO MARY SUE OUTTA HERE

Gaster: If you insist. (pulls a remote out of thin air and presses a red button)
Evelyn: (hair is still on fire, running around screaming)
* An overly-complicated, marble-coaster puzzle thing ensues, ending in a knife hitting Evelyn in the neck at about 43 miles per hour.
Sans: O.O
Papyrus: O—O
Gaster: Hey, at least I didn't miss. ✨

*pats her head* This is why you should think about future fuku

Fuku: (dizzy) (falls over)
Olivia (Skateboard Girl): (catches her) Heh, lights out.

Me: More comments! :3