*screaming* WHATS HAPPENING IN SEVEN DAYS *picks up bitch 6 and breathes fire on her* BITCH TELL MEH!!!

Ambrosia: WOAH!!! CALM DOWN, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!

That a yes I hear sans ;)

Sans: (EXTERNAL SCREAMING, FACE IS STILL BLUE)
Grillby: Jesus!! (laughs)

*pets grillbys head... somehow* Sh Sh Shhhhhhh, Sans is just an un-pure little bean, and you do not need to know what caused that reaction.

Grillby: (chuckles a bit) Okay...?

*throws all the askers off of Paps*

Papyrus: Holy jesus, finally I can breathe... thank you...

Papyrus is the best character in this book I can't even

Papyrus: (blush) Aww, thank you! You give me too much credit ^\\\\\\^

ENOUGH COFFEE AND MORE MILKKKKK or i'll pour milk in ur coffee, which is disgusting.

Papyrus: (keeps sipping coffee with the smuggest "fucking try me bitch" look in his eye)

NO, NO MORE RED BULL!

Papyrus: Yes, more Red Bull uwu

WHO THE FREAKITY FRACK GAVE HIM MORE DRUGS?!

Papyrus: =w=

ASGORE!!! WHY DOES MY AUTO-CORRECT CHANGE YOUR NAME INTO ASHORE!?

Me: THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME
Asgore: (shrug)
Chara: (leans in) Cuz autocorrect is a bietch -v-
(yes that spelling was intentional)

R.i.P  Mr. H

* (sad air horns)

Has nobody seen the ????? crew on the cast list?

Chara: Who? (goes to check cast list on phone)
Papyrus: *SHI-* (quickly slaps phone out of her hand) Nothing, it's nothing!
Chara: (can tell he's lying, but laughs, a bit confused) Okay?

EVERYONE SUBSCRIBE TO POPULARMMOS ON YOUTUBEEEEEE THEN YOU'LL GET TO SEE PAT AND JEN

Jen: SPOOKAYYYYYYYY
Pat: SPOOKAYYYYYYYY
Cloud: MEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! [SPOOKAY!!!!!!]

so SPOOKAY!
Pat: *laughing* spookay?
now its a reference XD

Me: Even though they have a younger demographic than what I assume to be the age of mine, they're still super cool. I watched them all the time as a kid, and it's one of my fondest memories of my childhood <3

* Ryan is holding 6, 2 and 8 outside.

Ambrosia: BITCH LET ME GO
Ginger: I WILL FITE---
Winter: (sighs, smacks Ryan in the face and drags her sisters quickly away) Amateur.

(I decided to go on an ask montage too)

-Fuku, do you have a crush? If so, who is it and when will you confess?

Fuku: (blushy) Well, Olivia's really nice and pretty, but I'm scared of getting friendzoned...

-Toriel, who do you ship?

Toriel: (fangirl giggling) Kingdings, Sansby, Friskriel, Alphyne, Charapyrus, Petalflakes, Napstablook x Temmie, and Mettaton x Muffet.
Alphys: W-Welcome to the shipping club! :D

-Sans, you cant not answer this, what are the other nicknames that embarrass you?

Sans: Hoo boy... (exhale, blushes a bit) Mostly, it's either just "Sansy" or any form of "Domic", example "Dom" or "Dommy". That last one I really hate because it sounds super stupid. Luckily, nobody really calls me either of those unless they're just teasing.

-Frisk, how many tacos can you eat every Tuesday?

Frisk: A LOT.

-Chara, is white chocolate actually chocolate?

Chara: I mean, it's okay, but MILK CHOCOLATE IS THE SHIT!!!

-MTT, who do you think is the most fabulous besides you and blooky?

Mettaton: Well, darling, Dom is quite charming~
Sans: (BLUSH) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Grillby: Bitch, back off my skeleton! >:/
Papyrus: AWWW HE'S PROTECTIVE (fanboying)

-Papyrus, would you rather eat spaghetti or drink a milkshake?

Papyrus: Of course I have to choose spaghetti, but milkshakes are good too! Especially these pink ones that Frisk makes! (sips one)
Frisk: uwu *hehehe, more innocence for you, paps*

-Grillby, Asgore, and Gaster, can you dab? (kill me)

Asgore & Grillby: (don't know what that is, look at each other confused)
Gaster: (knows exactly what that it, facepalms and shakes his head while laughing) No. Stop. Bad.

-Ginger, Winter, and Ambrosia, what is your favorite book besides other people's diary?

Winter: Well, we all really like The Outsiders!
Me: Great book, by the way. Read it in 8th grade. READ IT!

-Asriel, what are your secrets?

Asriel: Well, I can play piano... me and Chara have a secret place where we buried a time capsule... I'm scared of Bendy and the Ink machine and Tattletail... and when I was Flowey, in some timelines, I asked Mom to call me her child too... just so I could feel like a part of the family again...

-Flowey, what would you do if someone hurt Frisk, Papyrus, or anyone that is your family?

Flowey: MURDER THEM, OBVIOUSLY!!!! THEY'RE MY FAMILY, WHAT ELSE WOULD I DO?!?!
Papyrus: Since he sort of has a half-soul now, because Asriel is alive, he can half-feel emotions, so he's much more protective of us ^^

-Vegas, can you sing?

Vegas: Yeah, but it's embarrassing... and no, I am not singing the Las Vegas song.

-Napstablook, what's your favorite song?

Napstablook: Oh, well... I like Ride, by TwentyOnePilots... it's cool...

-Undyne and Alphys, what is the longest time you've spent watching anime/reading manga straight? (Ayyyy, get it?)

Alphys: I-I think it was 6 hours... and nice joke! ^^
Undyne: Nice pun, nerd!

Awww poor frisk. Don't worry baby, I know thinking is hard for you but you're doing great.

*sitting next to Frisk, thinking* ohhhh that's how

Frisk: ;-;

How the fuck can you be slower than Nightlight? It's not possible! ...why are two of my favourite writers so slow... ;-;

Me: I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

-I dare Fuku video all of the ships that shall happen in these dares

Fuku: Don't have to tell me twice! (takes out phone)

-I dare Toriel to balance a pencil on her nose for as long as possible

Toriel: (balances it for about 30 seconds before it falls) Ah, dang it! (picks it up)

-I dare Flowey to find the weirdest crap he can at the store and wear it

Flowey: (wearing neon pink glitter sunglasses with heart-shaped lenses and a neon red glitter bowtie) Are you guys cringing yet?™

-I dare Frisk to become only on thursdays

Frisk: ...wut...

-I dare Asriel to let all the askers pet his head

Asriel: (sits on the floor) I like pets =w=
Askers: (pet pat pot pat pet pit pat pit pet pot petttt) owo

-I dare ketchup addict to cuddle with talking candle

Me: I need to draw that!!!
* Sans and Grillby sit on the couch, both contentedly leaning on each other, and Grillby with one arm around Sans as the skeleton is comfortably snuggld against his side like a child. They both look happy and calm.
Fuku: shiiiiiiip ittt!!!!! OWO

-I dare Papyrus to make spaghetti art

Papyrus: Okay! :3
* He makes a portrait of Undyne. She walks in and sees it.
Undyne: Wow!! It looks just like me!!
Papyrus: Did I nail it? :3
Undyne: Ya fuckin' nailed it! (hugs him proudly)

-I dare Asgore to give Gaster a kiss on the lips

-I dare Gaster not to blush while Asgore does his dare

Sans: We're crossing into the realm of the impossible.
Asgore: (chuckles a bit, then taps Gaster's shoulder)
Gaster: Hm? (turns around) Oh, Your Majesty! What do you need?
* Asgore kisses the skeleton on the mouth, then pulls back and smiles at him sweetly. Gaster flushes red in less than a second.
Gaster: (pulls his hoodie over his face) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alphys: I ship it so hard!! OWO
Me: SAME!!
Toriel: ⭐️〰⭐️
Asgore: (chuckles, a bit embarrassed) Dr. Gaster, are you okay?
Gaster: TOTALLY FINE o\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\o (not fine)

-I dare Napstablook to give everyone a hug

Napstablook: (smiles and hugs everybody) Love you guys.
Everyone: (smile)
Sans: We love you too, Blookster!
Blooky: (even hugs le armist Turtle) Still love you ^^

-I dare MTT to fry eggs on his legs

Mettaton: (turns on the heaters in his boots, literally fries an egg on his leg)
Papyrus: Uh, Mettaton...? What the fuck are you doing...?
Mettaton: My best.

-I dare Alphys to show all of her fan fictions and art

Alphys: Y-You'd be dead by the time I was done...

-I dare Undyne to where a fish costume and scream "FISH ARE PEOPLE TOO" in a public place

Undyne: (wearing the shirt, standing outside the shop in Snowdin waiting for Papyrus) PAPYRUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, HURRY UPPPPPPPPPP, IT'S COOOOOOOOLD!!!!!
Papyrus: Don't rush me, sushi!! -3-
Undyne: >:T *Where does all that money he spends even come from...*
* A few monsters turn and look at her shirt. Some laugh a little, others look confused.

-I dare Vegas to do his best at looking like an idiot for an hour

Vegas: (just holds a mask of Underfail Frisk up to his face)
Frisk: Hardy har har, bunny boy.

-I dare Ginger, Winter, and Ambrosia to write compliments to everyone and give it to Papyrus, for him to give it to everyone else

Ambrosia: We can do that!

* They write down compliments, hand them to Papyrus, and he gives them to everyone else, saying they're from "friends of his".
* Sans sees right through him, but smiles at the compliment he was given anyway.
Cards:
~Undyne: You're strong and a good friend.
~Sans: You tell great jokes and are a good brother.
~Frisk: You made everyone happy again <3
~Flowey: You haven't murdered anyone!
~Asriel: You are pure and sweet and must be protected!
~Toriel: You are the best mom to your kids!
~Asgore: You're a good king and a wonderful father.
~Alphys: Mew Mew 2 is trash, but not you!
~Vegas: 10/10 hat :)
~Chara: Your family loves you, you don't need humans!
~Napstablook: Congratulations, you have arms! Your move, Turtle.
~Mettaton: You're fuckin' fabulous ❤️
~Muffet: You're a good chef!
* There's one more at the bottom, labeled "Papyrus". Not knowing they made one for him, he opens it.
~Papyrus: You're a great boss to us :) --Winter
Papyrus: (flattered smile) Aww...

- I dare Chara to share her chocolate with everyone else

Chara: (passes chocolate out to everyone) There you go, there you go, there you go... don't eat it too fast, Frisk.

What the fuck is wrong with my spelling XD

Fuku: I dunno, man ;w;

I'm... much slower ._.

Papyrus: Not possible.
Me: (from the other room) ROOD

I'm sorry for the weird shit.... my friend told me to comment this....... t(;-;t)

Frisk: It's okay, just having an existential moment..

Random question for everyone:
Who here has jobs, and who are the free-loaders?

Asriel: I've got this one. (clears throat) Dr. Gaster, Dr. Alphys, Mom, Dad, and Undyne all still go to work, of course. Mettaton and Muffet both still have their jobs, and so does Grillby. Sans works three jobs just to get enough to support his share of the overall financial outcome, which come to think of it is actually kind of worrying ._. Papyrus... I'm not even sure if he still has a job or not. I haven't seen him going on his patrol rounds lately, but he still manages to get money through somewhere... anyway, me, Chara, Fuku, Monster Kid, and Frisk don't have jobs, because we're kids. And Blooky makes the music for Mettaton's shows.

Isn't Toriel there, Chara Fucking Dreemurr?

Chara: She went in the kitchen when I swore =w=

me: *hiding in the corner* hisssss outta here

Blooky: oh...... (leaves)

*starts singing in a terrible French accent*

Me: (LOUDLY CURSING IN FRENCH AFTER LOSING A GAME OF SLITHER.IO)
Papyrus: KITTY CHILL THE FUCK OUT

BonBon: I'LL MAKE YA!!! FRESH!!!
Fresh: *FRESH POOF*
BonBon: Now, NO ONE can cuss :3333

Fresh!Sans: (poofs into existence) Ayyyyyyy, waddup brahs?
Me: I cringed typing that...
Papyrus: (backs away) who the fuck is that???

*dying of laughter at kitty's french*

Me: I took french for 10 years! And I fucking hated it! ;w;

Shush it, Vegas!

Vegas: Make me! =w=

Do you want us to bring goat mom in here?

OH, TORIEL!!!

Papyrus: oh fu--
Toriel: (peeks in the room) Hm? I heard my name.

BonBon: ...
Daniel(a friend): Don't I have Papyrus powers?
BonBon: Heck ya you do.
Daniel: And you have Sans powers, right?
BonBon: ...
Daniel: That means, we're basically siblings...
BonBon: ...
Daniel: ...
BonBon: HOLY SH*T YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
Daniel: So............................. does that mean you're a a sorta sibling to Paps?
BonBon: *shrugs*

Papyrus: Yay, bigger family! ^^

Or am I?! *dun dun duuuuuuuuunnn*

Me: (illuminati music)

Were the brothers making a drug deal in the alleyway? Or were they just there? (Asking the REAL questions here)

Gaster: They were just sort of sitting there... Papyrus was asleep, and Sans was trying to shelter him from the cold...

NO YOU NOT GOOD! YOU BAD! YOU VERY BAD! GO TALK TO YOUR FAMILY SO YOU CAN BE GOOD!

Papyrus: Nyeh! >_>

Ohohohohohohoho~

Papyrus: (smirks)
* He can look really sinister when he wants to... but right now, he just looks downright evil...

*shakes papyrus around* GAHHHH, YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR BROTHER RIGHT NOW! Just talk it out! STOP BEING A STUBBORN BEAN!

Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA JESUS FUCK PUT ME DOWNNNNNNNNN

*blast disbelief on huge-ass speakers*
OH YE SHIT'S 'BOUT TO GET REAL

* The more things he remembers 6 doing, the angrier he gets. His eye flares as he steps out the door, heading towards the Ruins, where the three are currently hiding out.
* His voice raises to a more... familiar... volume.

Papyrus: GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS!

* He was a little quieter than usual this whole time... but now, THAT'S the Papyrus voice everyone knows.