Me: Sorry for not updating for so long! Anyway, I won't bore you with a long paragraph explaining why I haven't updated, because honestly, I was just really out of it and took a little break to write other things and do some stuff for my DeviantArt. Onto the chapter! ^^

~Alphys, name all your crushes >:3

Alphys: Okay, uh... I don't have t-that many... I like U-Undyne, A-Asgore and S-Sans...

pROTECT THE PAPS
*joins in flipping computers*

Undyne: FLIP EVERYTHING
Chara: FUCK IT ALL
Flowey: ("accidentally" hits Mettaton in the face with a table) Whoopsies~
Papyrus: ō-ō Guys what in the fuck

~Asriel, kiss Chara!

Asriel: I assume you mean in a romantic way, which is kinda weird because she's my adopted sister, but alright? (taps Chara's shoulder)
Chara: (turns around) Need somethin', Azzy?
* Asriel kisses Chara on the nose, then smiles. Chara smiles too.
Chara: Hehe, you dork!

*secretly records humming*

Sans: 🎶 (doesn't notice)
Temmie: (whispers to asker) He has a voice like an angel, doesn't he?

~Everyone, make things explode! Sorry Kitty.

Me: WHY
Undyne: THIS IS MY KINDA PARTY!!! (sets off a firecracker)
Me: UNDYNE WHY
Papyrus: I blew up the kitchen.. :3
Me: PAPYRUS I STG
Sans: (still hiding in the closet) I hear explosions...
Temmie: Open the closet opEN THE CLOSET
* Sans opens the closet and lets Temmie rush in before getting hit by a flying flaming frying pan. Try saying that five times fast.
Temmie: Tank yu! ^^
Chara: I BURNED DOWN A GROCERY STORE
Frisk: I BLEW UP THE COUCH
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT, LET'S BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!!
Chara: YAY, ARSON!! :3

*pushes Grillbz in the closet and locks it* FOR SANSBY!! *runs away*

Temmie: hOi!
Grillby: (confused)
Sans: (hiding in a jacket) *don't move don't move don't move*
Grillby: (takes the jacket) Well hello there.
Sans: (BLUSH) Uh, hi...?
Temmie: I ship

~Frisk, kiss Sans!

Frisk: I FOUND HIM!
Sans: SHIT
Grillby: (steps aside and smirks) Have at thee, Frisk.
Temmie: (steals jacket) Go for it, hooman!
Frisk: (kisses Sans' nose and runs away)
Sans: (embarrassed)
Grillby: (smiles a little) You're cute when you blush.
Sans: (blush intensifies) ...er, thanks, heh...

On the other hand, I think Sans shouldn't die because then who will I draw...

Sans: I'm already dead on the inside, so you don't have to worry, kid. I'm already halfway to death's door, and I'm bringin' cookies.

Wouldn't that just result in bleach sloshing around in your skull?

Sans: Now that you say it out loud, yeah it would... eh, worth it

Aw, thank you Goat Mom! ^w^

Toriel: It's no problem, my child! (puts ice pack on head) Would you like anything? A glass of water, something to eat, maybe somewhere to lie down?

It's so cute tho. And I love cats, I sneeze like a kitten too!

Sans: Glad to know I'm not alone. Join the club, kid.

GRILLBY, CONFESS TO SANS!

Grillby: (decides to be direct) Hey Sans?
Sans: Hm? Whattaya need, Grillbz?
* Grillby kisses the skeleton's forehead, making him blush.
Sans: Eh? o\\\\\\\\\\o
Grillby: (smiles cheerfully)
Sans: (passes out)
Temmie: I think he got the message. While Undyne and Papyrus are preparing their prank on Asgore for next chapter, leave more asks and dares!
Me: It feels good to be back!