I swear Undyne is the best girlfriend

Alphys: She is 💛
Undyne: Thanks, punk! Hah! 💚

Dang it, Frisk's contact shoulda been called "only on Tuesdays"
and — *starts shrieking Guns and Ships loudly*

Me: (joins in on the shrieking)
Blooky: ...you two are weird... weird is good though... (smiles and laughs a little bit)
Me: (hugs Blooky) PROTECT THE ADORABLE MARSHMALLOW
Blooky: (flails tiny nub arms) hehe, that tickles...! (laughs a bit)
Frisk: #BlookyProtectionSquad unite!

Lol mettaton

"Fuck this guy"
I'm crying XD

Mettaton: I think she hates me... ;-;
Sans: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Hey, Fuku! Do you have a crush on anyone?~

Fuku: (starts sweating) uhhhhh gottagobye (nyoom)
Grillby: (chuckles) I'm pretty sure she does, but I'm not going embarrass her by saying it. She's 15, after all, she just needs a bit of time.

SKELEKITTIES!!! I'm sorry Gaster, but some of the sh*t you do is just too precious

Gaster: (embarrassed but flattered blush)
Alphys: (puts cat ears on his head and runs away)
Gaster: (laughs and takes them off) Alphys, not in front of the camera!

Then... how about you sit down with Sans and Undyne and tell them how you feel? Don't keep it pent up, or else the "little" will turn "big" over time.

Papyrus: ...I don't know...
Sans: Cmon, Paps, please. If you won't talk to Undyne, then at least talk to me. Please tell me. What's bugging you so much, bro...?
Papyrus: (unusually quiet) ...I don't know how to word it...
Sans: Can you try?
Papyrus: ...I've been working for years to get into the Royal Guard, and hearing Undyne say that she could never let me in because I was "soft" really hurt... like all my hard work and training over the past few years was... just for nothing. I have a new goal now, I want to own a restaurant, and I'm fully planning to put all of the effort I put into becoming a member of the Guard into that, maybe even more, but I don't think I'll ever forget about what she said...
Sans: Aw, bro... cmere... (hugs him tightly)
Papyrus: (hugs him back) ...
Sans: We will always support you, no matter what you choose to pursue in your life. Undyne made that decision because it would shatter her heart if you ever changed so drastically that you could kill if you needed to. We all know you're too kind to do that. It would break us and it would break you, Papyrus. You're the sweetest monster I've ever known, and nobody will ever be able to top that.
Papyrus: ... (starts sniffling, hugs him tighter)
Sans: Aw, cmon bro, don't cry... heh, since when does the Great Papyrus ever give up?
Papyrus: (smiles) Never! I feel better now. Thank you, Sans.
Sans: It's no prob, bro. (smiles back)

I feel like Papyrus is the black sheep of the family in most senses...

Gaster: As a child, he was actually worried about looking stupid compared to his family...
Sans: ...when in reality, he's the brightest thing down here.

I wanna ask all Undertale peopl- *ahem* people AND monsters if they are gay in any way (BTW I'm bi)

Sans & Grillby: (proudly wave little rainbow flags)
Sans: Homo club! :3
Alphys: (rolls down lab coat sleeve to reveal "bi" bracelet) H-heh! ^^
Undyne: (proudly shows off a matching one)
Me: (wearing "Asexual" T-shirt) :D
Gaster: (waves Bi flag)
Me: Toriel is pretty much the only straight person here, mostly everybody is bi. I'm asexual, and I 110% support LGBTQ+ ^^

(shoves Evelyn [Moonwitch112] in) lmao have fun sans
I regret nothing
Return of fangirl

Sans: I swear to god kid—
Evelyn: Hi! I'm—whatever the fuck my name is. I'm a walking sex doll! Fuck me with your skelebone! (hugs him from behind)
Sans: I don't even have a—
Grillby: not this shit again
Papyrus: (echoey demon voice) where are the knives
Grillby: WOAH (steps back)
Chara: I have taught him well.
Papyrus: Chill, chill, I'm kidding! I wouldn't kill someone. I might bitch-slap her, but I'm not gonna kill her.
Gaster: (polar opposite approach) Welp, time to kill a bitch. (eyes glow)
Evelyn: shit (runs away tugging Sans by the arm)
Sans: hELp mE pLEaSe

:) This was good! I dare you all to pick your favorite fandom.

Gaster: (scribbling down ideas on how to kill Evelyn, doesn't answer)
* You look at some crumpled papers next to him. Most of them appear to be puzzle-based. Appears that Papyrus got his enjoyment of puzzles from his father as well.
Papyrus: I'm not really part of any fandoms :3
Me: If I had to choose a favourite, the Yandere Simulator fandom. Less smut than the Undertale fandom. And it has less incest.
Papyrus: (shudder)
Alphys: (rambles about MMKC)

Papyrus, google Papyton. I'm sorry.

Papyrus: (sits at computer) Welp, let's get this over and done with so I can help Sans :3 (sees one thing) Oh... um... no... I don't like this... Can I... get something off my chest?
Undyne: Rant incoming! Go ahead Paps.
Papyrus: (deep breath) First of all, I am fifteen, and Mettaton is in his twenties! I can't remember his exact age. 22 I think? Anyway, that's pedophilia! He wouldn't stoop to that level! Second of all, I'm not gay. Sure, I'm bi, I've had guy crushes in my life, but I'm not gay for him. Third, this entire ship seems to be based around me telling Frisk tha—
Frisk: (interrupts) Hi Papy! :3 (hugs his arm)
Papyrus: (smiles cheerfully, ruffles their hair) Hello, human! ^^ Anyway, as I was saying, this entire ship seems to exist because I called Mettaton a "sexy rectangle" one time. First of all, back then I was a bit stupider than I am now, and heard the word from Undyne. She told me that "sexy" meant "cool". Luckily, I had made my "COOL DUDE" outfit before that or my date with Frisk would have been very awkward from the start.
Frisk: (giggles, recalling memories of Papyrus' awesome date outfit)
Papyrus: And anyway, you can call someone "sexy" without actually having a crush on them! Sure, Mettaton is awesome, and he's still my favourite show host and a cool friend, but I don't like him like that! Even if I did, once again, pedophilia! Also, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship that Sans didn't approve of, especially this strongly. He seems to hate Mettaton in all this fanart. He's taken care of me all my life, surely he'd know what's best for me. And I wouldn't date someone who tried to kill Frisk just for fame on the surface! (picks Frisk up and hugs them)
Frisk: Wee! (giggles again)
Papyrus: Who could ever want to hurt this adorable human? They must be cherished and protected while they are here with us! Also, Mettaton is a robot. Like our good friend Napstablook, he's 100% sterile. He can't have children. And him having a kid with me, of all people, would be ultra pedophilia. He could get arrested for this!
Chara: Plus, he's mine! (hugs Papyrus)
* Papyrus picks Chara up too and kisses her cheek.
Papyrus: Nyeh 💙
Chara: (blush)
Papyrus: I hope you humans understand why this pairing makes no sense... well, at least to me it doesn't. Even the Great Papyrus cannot tell you what to do! ^^

Me: Leave more comments! Also, I updated my Undertale Character Book with my main OC, who I've been dying to show you guys. Check it out if you wanna see her! :3