(HOLY FUCK HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE I UPDATED THIS GARBAGE)
(ill write a special chapter after this im sorry for being a turtle xd)
(i'm still getting back into the swing of writing this book, so sorry if this chapter is bad--)

*puts a teddy papyrus with Chara*

* She hugs it tightly, looking calm and content.

*proceeds to take pictures, sending it to Chara and Papyrus*

* Papyrus' phone buzzes. He stirs and wakes up.

Papyrus: Hmm..?? (sees Chara and smiles, slowly taking her arm off of her to check his phone)

Chara: (continues to sleep)

* Papyrus sits up slowly and opens his messages. He blushes a bit, embarrassed, when he sees that someone took a picture of him and Chara cuddling.

Papyrus: (sighs a bit) You guys are all about your ships...

Paps, with so much blood, you're gonna pass out from blood loss.

Papyrus: More like Ambrosia's gonna. Hah, you should've heard Ginger scream! (oddly carefree laughing)

theres a word for that. its called a coma.

Sans: (still unconscious upstairs)

Papyrus: I really hope it's not a coma... although, I think shock comas are a thing... seeing me rabidly attack someone with no intents of mercy would definitely surprise him...

Papyrus, eat a snickers. Because you turn into a creepy, bloody, insane skelebone when you're hungry

Papyrus: (sticks out his tongue teasingly) I'll take some candy, but I'm more miserable and complainy-- (munch)

That would mean you're dead if you sleep forever.

Papyrus: Well, I'm a skeleton, I'm probably sick as fuck, and I feel pretty dead, so I'm 3/4 of the way there...

Secrets out papyrus is secretly a furry

Papyrus: nani the fuck is wrong with you

*looks for the pills* *grabs the pills he has now*

KIRBY POWERS *inhales them*

* He takes them back gently, too tired to really be that annoyed.

Papyrus: If you need to know, I'll explain why I need these. The fresh DT I'm using doesn't guarantee that the hybrids will be healthy. I spilled a bit of the determination I extracted on the table, and the Frisk and Chara samples mixed together. I was able to get it back into the bottle, since it's kind of a newtonian fluid, but since they mixed and I can't separate them, the hybrids might be incredibly sick or lacking something in their systems. These pills will boost their immune systems and make their bodies stronger, even if consuming them does feel like your body is on fire. So I'd recommend not inhaling them like Kirby. If you had a whole canister, the pain would be unimaginable. It would be like  if a bomb exploded inside of your body. You would be dead before you had the chance to scream. But hey, you're a human, kind of. Maybe it would be different for you.

sleep papy
*sings u a terrible lullaby and tucks u in*
*gives u a goodnight kiss*

S L E E P

Papyrus: I was just asleep though... (laughs tiredly) I can't go back to sleep right now...

D E T E R M I N A T I O N

Papyrus: ...what...? (looks at his gloves) Oh, hah... well, some of it is determination... pretty sure you know what the other red stuff is...

KISS HER KISS HER KISS HER

Papyrus: (smiles and lays down next to Chara, giving her a soft kiss on the forehead)

Chara: (stirs and wakes up) (looks up and blushes a soft pink) Paps..?

Papyrus: Morning, beautiful. How'd you sleep? (tired, handsome half-smile)

Chara: (smiles, hugging her Papyrus plushie) I slept well, mostly because you were there with me keeping me warm <3

Papyrus: (cheeks turn orange, smiles and kisses her forehead again)

Can we feed the hybrids? Just for a day, so you can rest

Papyrus: (a little awkward but still cheerful) Oh lord.. there are some things down there that I don't want you to see just yet. I'll do it, don't worry, but I'll spend a bit of time with Chara first. Why don't you talk to the others..?

* You decide to listen to him, and go upstairs to talk to the others. It's been about 12 hours since Papyrus fell asleep with Chara, but he clearly needs more sleep. You secretly hope that he'll fall back asleep with Chara instead of come upstairs with her. Everyone else slept through the night. They all look at you once you come up, and you all (the askers) split up to talk to everyone.

* Gaster and Asgore are flirting (well, not really, but Gaster wishes he could without dying inside).

Gaster you are super gay, like your smol son that got kidnapped

Gaster: (startled, jumps away before realizing that it's just an asker) Uhhhhhhh...

Asgore: (chuckles) He's cute, isn't he?

Gaster: the FUCK?™

Asgore: (smiles)

Gaster: (AWKWARD NERVOUS GAY SMILE)

forasecithoughthejustpickedturtsuptocoverhismouthimsodumb-

Gaster: They're an abnormal size for a turtle, so I probably couldn't--

NO ITS NOT *making the dolls kiss*

Gaster: (picks them up by the shirt collar) Okay no.

(slaps grillby because screw logic) YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO LOVE SANS!!! NOW GET IN THIS KNIGHT OUTFIT AND GO FIND YOUR BOYFRIEND

Grillby: (whattheshitfuck.jpeg) I never said that I loved her, damn! And I think he needs to heal, I should stay out of his room... (sad fire bean, wants to see his boyf)

CLAIRE WELCOME TO THE SHIPPING SQUAD

Claire: YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH >:DDDDDDD

YES HE IS
FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH UNDYNE

I NEED A DAD- wait no i dont... I STILL NEED A FUZZY ONE THO-

Goat Dad: (embarrased chuckling)

IS IS LESS PAINFUL- girls on their period

Frisk: oh boy;; my mom was a NIGHTMARE when she was on her time of the month

Claire: My mom was just a nightmare in general.. Q-Q

Asriel: (laying with her on the couch like a big cuddly teddy bear, trying to comfort her) Don't cry pls;;

dun cri

Asriel: Claire, listen to the asker ;o;

Claire: that was directed at you thou--

Asriel: (hugs her tighter) listen to them--

claire just went from being the best character in the fic to being the best character in all of fanfiction

Claire: Awwww, you're too sweet to me.. (smiles a little bit)

* Dragon is pouting on the beanbag chair from being hit in the face with a flying frying pan while stealing cake. Rest in pizzas.

Sans is passed out, he nearly got killed, and Papyrus like nearly murdered that dude, it was CRAZY! Also they kidnapped Fuku, Grillby, and someone else. Everyone is alive.

Undyne: (SPITS OUT HER DRINK) SANS GOT WHAT?!

Flowey: Kidnapped, fishbrains. He got nabbed by some spooky chicks.

Olivia: THAT "SOMEONE ELSE" WAS ME, ASSHOLE >:'(

Undyne... we may not be the best of friends since I act like I hate you... but I don't hate you... I just think you overreacted... but Papyrus is having a tough time right now... please don't confront him.... he is dealing with some stress, it would be better for his soon to be GF to comfort him than a screaming lesbian fish... *turns to everyone* please don't panic about this. Sans nearly got killed, but don't confront him about it. He doesn't remember what happened... Papyrus saved his life, so he is going to be fine. P-Please don't confront them about this... they will talk when they want to...

Undyne: (for once in her life, is silent, hands covering her mouth)

Toriel: Goodness... poor Sans... poor Papyrus...

Asgore: I'm glad that they're alright. Sans will hopefully wake up soon. Until then, we have to not pressure Papyrus and not ask him about anything.

Toriel: Asgore--

Asgore: Tori, I know you mean the best, but pressuring him or confronting him about this will only make his problems worse.

Grillby: (tenses up, as he's the closest to Toriel and has never seen her husband interrupt her before)

Toriel: ... (bows her head) ...I understand. You're the leader here, Gorey.

Undyne: (jaw drops)

Claire: (still laying sadly on the couch with tears in her eyes, still thinks that Papyrus running away from her means that she did something bad)

Asriel: (still trying to make her feel better with goatbro cuddlies)

ok gaster you have 10 seconds to get this poor baby in therapy before i smack the shit out of you

Gaster: But i don't think he'll even talk to me;;;;;; Q-Q

(1) Claire? Can I talk to you alone for a sec?

Claire: Oh, uh, sure..! Be right back, Azzy! (hops off the couch and follows the asker to another room) What is it?

(2) You've fallen down before.... did you know that?

Claire: (silent for a few seconds) I... did...? But I don't remember anything!

Flowey: (was eavesdropping, ops through the floor) You sure about that, kid?

Claire: ...

Flowey: Well?

Claire: Well... I do remember... some things...

* Papyrus and Chara are downstairs, talking. He brushes a bit of hair out of her face, smiling softly.

Papyrus: Thank you for agreeing to do this with me. I don't want to hide things from you. Plus, I owe you it. Sorry for hurting you before.

Chara: (smiles a bit) It's alright. I'm fully healed now. (sighs, puts down her Papyrus plushie and throws on a clean winter jacket)

* Papyrus puts on his science outfit, then stands up and walks to the window. His girlfriend follows him.

Chara: Are you sure about this, Papyrus?

Papyrus: You do trust me, don't you?

Chara: (smiles) Of course. Show me where we're going, Bone Nye.

Papyrus: (laughs) That's a good one! Haven't heard that one before!

Chara: Thanks! I just made it up on the spot! (chuckles)

* Papyrus opens the basement window, the harsh, chilly Snowdin winds blowing through. Luckily, the heating is on and nobody is down here, so hopefully nobody will notice. He helps boost Chara through the window, then climbs through, closing the window and locking it behind him.

* Chara watches as he summons a blaster-dragon, which opens its mouth, and Papyrus slips through safely into its ribcage, setting a few blankets down that he brought with them for comfort and inviting Chara to join him with hand signals.

* Chara awkwardly steps into the dragon's mouth, slipping into its ribcage to join her boyfriend. Immediately, after, magical ice covers up the gaps in-between the dragon's ribs, securing them safely inside, like a Mecha.

* This is not vore, you nasties. Its called strategic use of a dragon that doesn't have or need a digestive system.

Papyrus: (taps an earpiece on the side of his head) Laboratory, Hal.

Chara: Do you use this mecha-dragon-thingy often..?

Papyrus: Only when I'm too lazy or tired to walk. Now, let's quiet down so nobody hears us talking.

* They sit in silence as their dragon treks on through the cold and snow towards the laboratory. They eventually fall asleep again, Chara sitting comfortably in Papyrus' lap, her arms wrapped around him and vice versa.

* Vegas is struggling against his straitjacket, alone in a room, gagged and crying.

Vegas: *Someone... please, let me out of here...*