GET BACK OVER HERE-! *tries to tackle him*

Papyrus: No!
* He looks scared, and speeds up to sprint. He cuts a corner, trying to juke the asker. Smart little fucker.

Oh, also, Sans, heads up, either your brother or the riverperson tied all of us up and then choked us out.
It was really intense.
You should give them both a time out.

Sans: (pupils shrink and disappear) What?!?!
Fuku: Sans! Calm the hell down!
Sans: (pacing, completely losing his shit) Papyrus knows how to make traps that end up tying someone up like Muffet... he owns a dog whistle because of Toby, which made Frisk pass out once when he blew it too loudly... he always seems to be running off near nighttime, and whenever I follow his footsteps, I end up in Waterfall... I can never catch him running out... (shakes head around) No, nonononono, it isn't him. He's too sweet. I never trusted that hooded fucker anyway. I'll be right back, Fuku. (runs out the door)
Fuku: Sans, no!! (tries to grab his shoulder but misses) Ugh... damn...
* Papyrus, who was still running from the asker, stops dead in his place and stares after his brother, the box held tightly in his arms. The expression in his eyes is one you cannot read.

Has nobody noticed the question mark at the end of Papyrus' part yet?

Papyrus: ...
Sans: Huh? (about to turn into the Riverperson's Snowdin port to give them a bad time, whips out his phone to look at what the asker's talking about)

Sans: ...th-there's no way...
????? 2: (watching him) Hehehe... stupid skeleton. Thinks his brother is the most innocent thing in the world, and couldn't possibly do wrong. Everyone has a bad side.

How tall of a stool did you have to stand on to do that, Sans?

Sans: I can just levitate myself with blue magic.

Are you sure 'bout that Undyne? OuO
Hehehehehehehehheheheheh

Undyne: I'll shatter 'em to pieces!!!! Ngahhhhhh!!!! (flips a table)
Papyrus: OH BLOODY HELL NOT THIS AGAIN

Weirdos think smol beans are sexy. You might as well sexualize a marshmallow.

Sans: They already do. (signals to Asriel)

I also realize why don't Vegas or Fuku tell us who 2, 6 and 8 are? Or who 1 is as well? They should know who they are cuz you guys were the ones who were rivalling each other or smth

Fuku: ...
Vegas: We... we're contracted not to...
Me: Leave more comments! Wait, where did Sans go?

Hmmm... "isn't as simple as a gaster blaster"... does that mean that it is related to a gaster blaster but more complex? If so then it is possible Ross is trying to make like a gaster blaster dog thing or maybe something like MTT, a soul in a robotic body. Then again, if the machine happens to look like a GB it would probably be the DT extractor, but doing any determination experiments would lead to a catastrophe if it was a monster soul. Maybe that's why you're trying to use a hybrid.

Dr. Ross: It isn't that. Let's say... I'm throwing my own little spin onto Alphys' research, and then some.

Ahhhhh you didn't answer my question Mr. Ross. What do you have to gain from this? It doesn't have to be specific, but in general.

Dr. Ross: A lot more than meets the eye, my friend. That's for me to know and you to find out. (winks)

Hey Jonathan Ross, can you stop being so cryptic?

Is Dr. Ross Error??? And if he is I'm killing him

Dr. Ross: 1, no, I'm not Error. 2, Being cryptic is fun. 3, who's Jonathan?

If Ross really is 1, then why do 2, 6 and 8 trust him? He is related to one of the two people they were stalking so why do the trust him?

Dr. Ross: Hehehe, they think I've turned to their side. Those three stupid fucks.