(THIS TOOK AGES TO EDIT, LIKE HALF AN HOUR AT THE LEAST, and by edit I mean add underlines, bolds and italics where they were needed)

I read two Ask or Dare Undertale books (this one and Turtle's) and I was wondering: how would the characters from book react to all the crazy stuff happening over here? (Papyrus swearing, Chara liking Papyrus, Toriel and Asgore being back together, Asriel being alive, the bipedal Temmie, etc)?

Frisk: Well, let's find out!
Me: (snaps fingers)
AOD!Frisk: *comes crashing through the ceiling* ... *confused* Hiya?... Me?
Frisk: Talk about a double take! Hello there, pretty mirror!
AOD!Frisk: *blinks* Um, thanks?... Why am I here?
Frisk: Ask Snow and Turtle.
Me: (whistles)
Turtle: *evil turtle giggling*
AOD!Frisk: ... Oh, so it was a dare.
Papyrus: (in the other room) I heard a crash! Human is everything okay?!
AOD!Frisk: It's Pap--

AOD!Papyrus: *suddenly comes flying in through the nearest window* I SENSED A BEING NEARLY AS GREAT AS I AM AND CAME IMMEDIATELY! *sees the two Frisks* ... I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM SEVERELY PUZZLED.
Papyrus: (peeks in through the doorway, sees two Frisks and another one of him) Well, this is certainly interesting!
AOD!Papyrus: *goes wide eyed* NYEH!? A WALKING MIRROR?
Frisk: No, you cinnamon roll, it's an alternate version of you!
AOD!Papyrus: ...WOWIE! THAT MEANS I CAN HAVE A FRIEND EQUALLY GREAT AS I, MYSELF!
AOD!Sans: *peeks in through the window* what am i, paps? chopped liver?
Chara: ouchie
Papyrus: Chara? Have you been in Sans' closet?
Chara: ........yes?
Sans: (teleports next to her) Why were you poking around in my closet?
Chara: ...no reason...
AOD!Sans: woah... this kid said more than two words to the other me without rolling their eyes... that's impressive.
AOD!Chara: Shut it, comedian. *rolls their eyes*
Chara: (eyebrow raise) So there's two of me now, along with two comedians, two Frisks and two Papyrus's. Well that's certainly odd...
Papyrus: You're telling me!

AOD!Fuku: *the only one who has managed to come through a door* I AM NOT MISSING OUT ON A DARE! *zips in* *puts her hands on her hips proudly* Team Fire is in the house, ha! ... Half of team fire... Dad? Where'd you go? ... *wanders back from where she came from*
Fuku: I HEARD SOMEONE WHO SOUNDED LIKE ME
Chara: Now there's two Fukus?! Wtf?!
Me: (nervous laughing) We may have done a collab and brought the cast of Turtle's Ask or Dare here for a chapter.
Chara: snow wtf
Me: I DO WHAT I WANT TO MURDER CHILD

AOD!Toriel: *triggered by the word child* WHO SAID CHILD?! *pops in the window next to Sans* *jumps right through it* *sees doubled versions of her children* ... My children, did you clone yourselves?
AOD!Frisk: No, they're other versions of us.
AOD!Toriel: .... *confused stare*
AOD!Chara: It's okay, Mrs. Mom, just don't think about it too much.
Papyrus: Oh my god there's two Lady Toriels! My head hurts now... I can't wrap my head around this... I'm so confused help
Chara: (fluffs hoodie) hey comedian I'm keeping this
Sans: Go ahead, too small for me anyway.
Fuku: Well this is weird...
Toriel: (peeks in) What's going on in here??? (sees another her) Oh, hello! This is strange...
Asriel: Howdy Other Mom, Other Chara, other everybody!
AOD!Chara & AOD!Toriel: ... *just staring at Asriel*...
AOD!Frisk: ... Asriel?
Papyrus: Oh yeah! In this book, the Prince is back! Let's just say there's one less Jerry around in order for this to happen.

Asriel: Howdy Other Frisk! (makes a heart with his hands)
Asgore: (peeks in the door) Well, I've never seen something quite like this before...
AOD!Chara: *still just creepily staring down Asriel*
AOD!Sans: *looking at Chara concerned*
AOD!Toriel: *just accepted the fact that he's not actually her son* *shoots the other Asgore a Glare* ... Greetings.
Asgore: (INTIMIDATED)
Toriel: Don't worry, Asgore, it's just another me. (chuckles)
Chara: Oh yeah, they made amends in this universe! :3
Fuku: (trying to drag Grillby into the room) Come on, it's not that bad! Just because they're strangers doesn't mean they're not nice!
Grillby: (gives up being antisocial and follows her into the room)
AOD!Sans: 'sup grillbz? ... *realizes he doesn't know which is which since their Fuku also went off to find grillby* uh... which one are ya?
Grillby: I'm from this book. (a bit less quiet)
Fuku: Where'd other me run off to?
* (SHOUTING IN THE OTHER ROOM)
Alphys: UNDYNE CALM DOWN
Undyne: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Papyrus: (turns to the doorway) CALM DOWN UNDYNE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER COMPUTER
AOD!Everyone: *has no idea what the hell is happening*
Asriel: Don't worry, I'm just as confused as you.

AOD!Fuku: *whines* Daaaaad, work doesn't matter, dares do, come onnnnnn.
Fuku: (giggling) Other Me sounds like she's having a bit of trouble.
AOD!Grillby: *seems to be unwilling to move*
AOD!Fuku: I don't care, you can't even get fired! You're the boss!
AOD!Grillby: ...
AOD!Fuku: Exactly, get your a-
AOD!Grillby: *gives her the look*
AOD!Fuku: -- I MEAN BUTT! Get your butt in here! *drags him forcefully into the room*
AOD!Grillby: *frantically gesturing at the clock*
AOD!Fuku: You'll be here a few minutes, no one's gonna die because you're 10 minutes late for work.
AOD!Grillby: *smoke puffs out*... *just decides to stay*
Grillby: (waves shyly) (still not much of a talker even though he's more talkative than his counterpart)
* (SCREAMING IN THE OTHER ROOM)
Papyrus: (facepalm) CALM DOWN BEFORE I HAVE TO GO IN THERE
Undyne: (SCREECHING FISH NOISES)
Papyrus: FOR FUCK'S SAKE UNDYNE (remembers there are two Toriels in the room) um... (nervous sweating intensifies)
Sans: You fucked up. (realization) ...and so did I.
AOD!Toriel: *looks at both of them shocked* YOUNG MEN, WATCH YOUR MOUTHS!
AOD!Sans: *blank stare* (did paps just swear?) ... *seems slightly broken*
AOD!Papyrus: BROTHER, WHAT DOES THAT WORD MEAN?
AOD!Sans: ... *too stunned to even realize a question was asked*

Papyrus: (looks at his brother) I think I broke him.... Whoops.
Sans: Yeah I think ya did.
Chara: (pats AOD!Papyrus' head) You will know when you're older. Probably. I dunno.
AOD!Papyrus: OH, OKAY, HUMAN! *smiles brightly*
AOD!Sans: *still out of it*
AOD!Frisk: *waving a hand in front of him* Earth to Saaaans, Sans, are you in thereeee?
Papyrus: Hold on, human, this usually works! (dumps a small cup of water on AOD!Sans)
AOD!Sans: *yelps* *water sloshes around in his head* ... (help.)
Papyrus: I think I made it worse ;w;
Sans: Nah, he'll be fine.
Chara: No shit Sherlock.
AOD!Toriel: MY CHILD!!
Chara: oops (violent sweating intensifies) Sorry Other Mom owo;
Frisk: You screwed up.
Chara: yes, yes I did, really bad...
Undyne: (comes barging in the door) WADDUP NERDS
Alphys: (shyly following)
Papyrus: Well that's one way to make an entrance! Hello Undyne!
AOD!Sans: *goes to stand by the fire family until the water evaporates out of his face*
AOD!Grillby: *knows exactly what he's doing* *give him the "really?" look*
AOD!Sans: what, i gotta get it out somehow.

AOD!Undyne, Mettaton, & Alphys: *bash through a wall*
AOD!Mettaton: Hello, darlings!~
Mettaton: I heard someone just as fabulous as myself! (drags Blooky in with him)
Blooky: oh uh, hi everyone...
Chara: Hi Blooky!
Papyrus: Wowie, there's clones of everyone here!
AOD!Blooky: H-hello--
Turtle: *screeches, bitch slapping him out of the book*
AOD!Blooky: Oh nooooo-
AOD!Mettaton: *too busy filing his nails to notice*
AOD!Undyne: Really, LegsMcLovin'it?
Sans: Other Mettaton, you are officially the worst cousin ever.
Blooky: ...really...?
Chara: -_-

Papyrus: (drags Temmie in) Stop trying to raid the sweets cupboard, we have company! And don't think I don't remember what happens when you have too much sugar!
Temmie: But Tem need sugar!! :<
Papyrus: Come on, at least say hello.
Temmie: Hoi!!! :D
AOD!Everyone: *stares at the bipedal Temmie*
AOD!Temmie: *comes backflipping in* tEm luvs EVERYONE!!!! *backflips right back out*
AOD!Fuku: *has never seen a Tem before* ... Dad, I'm scared. *hides behind him*
AOD!Grillby: *pats her head*
Frisk: It gets a lot weirder, Other Fuku, trust me.
AOD!Fuku: *scared to ask, but asks anyways* ... How weird? ... Like, Dad's dancing skills weird?
AOD!Grillby: ...
Chara: Literally roasted.
Papyrus: OH MY GOD CHARA NO
Chara: CHARA YES

AOD!Sans: ay! that pun was--
AOD!Papyrus: SANS, DON'T-
AOD!Sans: -fire.
AOD!Papyrus: BROTHER, WHY?!
AOD!Toriel: *snorts*
Chara: Ayyyyyyy, we're both on fire!
Papyrus: STAHP
Chara: Never!!
Grillby: (facepalm) Why.
Chara: BECAUSE I CAN, YOU WALKING CANDLE
AOD!Sans: walkin' candle? that's new.
AOD!Grillby: *wondering how on earth he resembles a candle*
AOD!Fuku: *complete disney trash* Like Lumiere?
Sans: (reminded of when they were dared to dress up as Lumiere and Fifi)
Papyrus: Brother are you okay
Sans: no i'm never okay
Chara: same

AOD!Papyrus: SANS, TAKE NOTES, THIS VERSION OF YOU IS HONEST!
AOD!Sans: when did i lie?
AOD!Papyrus: *gives him the look that says it all*
Chara: (gives him "the look") Other Comedian, you know you lie all the time. Come on. I can--
Papyrus: chARA NO---
Chara: --see right through you!
Papyrus: oh mY GOD! WHY?!
AOD!Sans: okay, okay, i guess i do tell a few--
AOD!Papyrus: I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING-
AOD!Sans: --fibulas.
AOD!Papyrus:  S A N S ,  FOR THE LOVE OF ASGORE!
AOD!Sans: fine, fine, but i'll try tibia bit more honest next time.
Papyrus: pfffffffhahahahahahahahaha!! Why am I laughing, that was horrible!!
Chara: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AOD!Grillby: *just too used to his sh*t to be effected*
Frisk: SA-ANS, your brother has been infected with puns!
Sans: I'm so proud
Papyrus: shut UP human, I have not!
AOD!Sans: *laughing* okay, but seriously, what exactly is goin' on, i don't think we were dared just to babble forever.

Chara: From what I can gather, Snow and Turtle, being two fu-- (remembers the Toriels) --uuuricking trolls, they decided to drag you guys in here for a chapter.
AOD!Sans: then how about we get on with the other dares?
Chara: Good call!
Fuku: I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE NOTICING HOW DIFFERENT THESE TWO CHARAS ARE---
Me: ONTO THE DARES, SHUT UP FUKU

*pets chara* my allergies cannot plague my online!

Chara: (playing dumb so people don't find out about the cat ear thing) Why are you petting me...?
AOD!Chara: *stares at the other Chara* You really think they'll buy the playing dumb act?
Chara: (keeps it up) What "dumb act"??
Papyrus: (notices a bump under the beanie) ...?
Chara: (shuffles to the side before he asks questions)
AOD!Chara: *rolls their eyes* You're seriously reminding me of the comedian.
Papyrus: (takes the beanie off)
Chara: (hides her head before anyone notices) What was that for??
Papyrus: Chara, are you okay? You're doing me a concern.
Chara: I am perfectly fine.
Sans: She's lying.
Chara: Damn you Sans!!
AOD!Chara: *glares at Sans* Oh look, the peanut gallery decided to put their word in.
Sans: Shaddup.
Papyrus: Sans, they're our company, that's rude.
Sans: Don't care.
Chara: Don't be a bitch.
AOD!Chara: *shakes their head, looking up* Kay.

Frisk: (evil giggling, takes Chara's arms off her head)
Chara: (startled) FRISK WHAT THE FUCK
Papyrus: (covers mouth, laughing a little bit) Um...?
AOD!Chara: *just seems to be annoyed at nothing*
Sans: ... (takes picture of Chara with cat ears and runs off)
Chara: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME---
AOD!Chara: Woah, the comedian ran. That's new, he's usually nothing but a lazy*ss.
Sans: (shouts back) I'M NOT THAT LAZY
Papyrus: YES YOU ARE
AOD!Chara: You're both going to give me a headache, how about we just move on. We say the cat ear. Whoopie-freaking-doo.
Frisk: (peeks out from behind the doorway) Somebody's grumpy.
Chara: (spots them and pulls a knife out of her pocket)
Frisk: FUCK (runs away) I REGRET NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Chara: YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET YOUR LIFE WHEN I CATCH YOU---
AOD!Chara: (These people are ridiculously childish.) Next.

Hmmm.....*unties spaghetti* I am satisfied. Also...*pushes Sans and Ceecee together, making them kiss* I SHIP IT AAAAAGGGGHHHH

Sans: !!!!!
Papyrus: (chuckling, takes a picture)
Sans: *papyrus why you do dis*
AOD!Sans: *chuckles* heh, sucks to be other me.
Sans: (flips him off)
AOD!Sans: *laughs*
Ceecee: (blush) u-uh...
Sans: I think I broke her... shit
Chara: (no longer wearing the hoodie or beanie) You fucked up.
Sans: yes I did
AOD!Ceecee: Why can't I get a kiss from Sansy?
AOD!Sans: 'cause i wasn't dared.
Sans: Don't give them any ideas!
AOD!Sans: ... oops.
AOD!Frisk: Sans, this is why you need to think before you talk. *laughs*
AOD!Sans: *messes up their hair* yeah, yeah, i know, kiddo.
Vegas: (peeks in the door) dafuq is goin' on in here?
Papyrus: Oh hey Vegas!

AOD!Sans and Frisk: *looks at Vegas confuse*
AOD!Ceecee: Hoooot guy alert!
Vegas: Not so bad yourself~ (finger guns)
Papyrus: Vegas you smooth motherfucker
AOD!Ceecee: *blushes madly*
AOD!Sans: ... why... sans... er, other me... why did you let this happen to him. *stares at Papyrus*
Sans: To be honest, he hadn't swore for 15 years, which was already pretty impressive considering how much Undyne, Chara and Flowey swear.
Chara: (hits foot on table) OW, FUCK ME
Sans: See? I did nearly have a heart attack when he swore for the first time though. I blame Undyne. I'm such a shitty brother ;w;
AOD!Sans: nah, don't say that, i'm sure you do great.
AOD!Frisk: And about the swearing, not many of us do, I'm pretty sure Chara has the biggest pottymouth. And even then, they rarely do it.
Papyrus: Probably because of Other Lady Toriel. The stares ours gives me when I swear is definitely enough to shut me up!
Sans: (puts hands in air) I officially suck at brothering!
Papyrus: Shut up, no you don't! (picks him up and hugs him a little too tightly)
Sans: oh god help me---
AOD!Sans: too lazy-

AOD!Frisk: *jumping up and down trying to get Papyrus' attention* I think you're hugging too tight!
Papyrus: (drops him immediately) NU TOUCHY--- wait are you okay
Sans: (weak thumbs-up, faceplanted on the floor) hundred percent thanks bro
AOD!Sans: *looks at his counterpart on the floor* i can relate.
Sans: help-i-think-i-cracked-something---
Chara: Get the fuck off the floor, you whiny baby.
Frisk: Motivation, everybody.
AOD!Frisk: *genuinely concerned for him* *pokes him* Do you need help? I can go get Mom or other Mom.
Sans: Nope, don't worry kid, I think I'm okay... emphasis on think...
Papyrus: (picks him up)
Sans: (falls asleep)
Frisk: Every single time! >w<
AOD!Frisk: Hey look! Something that didn't change from our universe! *laughs*
AOD!Sans: yup.

Okay, no need to SPLASH out.

Papyrus: AGH WHY
AOD!Papyrus: NYEHHHHHH-!!!!
Sans: (sneaks up behind his brother and shoves him in the water) Skeleton overboard!
Papyrus: (splash) SANS WHY!!!!!!!
Sans: VIVA LA REVOLUTION
AOD!Papyrus: *doesn't know how to swim so he quickly backs away from the water* I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT YOU SEEM HAPPY DOING IT.
Papyrus: Trust me, this is normal. SOMEONE AVENGE ME
Sans: Heh, victory for mE---
Frisk: (shoves him into the water) YOU'RE WELCOME
AOD!Frisk: *just runs up, jumping into the water for fun* WEEE!!!
Papyrus: (soaking wet) Nyeh heh heh! Nice splash!
Sans: i'm soAKING WET---
Papyrus: Oh well thank you Captain Obvious.

AOD!Frisk: *just having a blast in the water* *they're like a little fish*
Chara: (sneaks up on Papyrus and dunks his head underwater)
Papyrus: NYEH---
Sans: Dunked on.
Papyrus: (pulls his head up out of the water) Brother no!
Chara: (giggling like an idiot)
Frisk: KISS KISS KISS
AOD!Frisk & Papyrus: ???
Chara: (blush) Wha--
Papyrus: (smirks and kisses her cheek)
Sans: SHIP
Chara: (BLUUUUUUUUUSH)
AOD!Frisk: *chokes on some of the water in surprise*
AOD!Papyrus: *jaw falls right off*
AOD!Chara: ... *blinks in disbelief* What?
Gaster: (pops out of nowhere) Papyrus.EXE has stopped working.
AOD!Everyone (but Sans): *looks at Gaster confused*
AOD!Sans: ...

AOD!Frisk: Who are you sir? I think I've seen you before in Waterfall.
Gaster: (waves, exposing holed hands) I'm Gaster. You look a lot like Frisk!
Frisk: That's because they're an alternate version of me, you half-blind bastard.
Gaster: (rolls his eyes, er, eye with a half-hearted smirk) I can tell. I may be half-blind, but I'm not stupid.
AOD!Frisk: Oh! Well it's nice to meet you, you aren't really there in our universe... I wonder why, you seem cool.
AOD!Everyone but Sans: *has absolutely no idea who the heck he is*
Gaster: There's a good reason for that.
Sans: (nods) Different universes have different fates for everybody. This guy's practically dead where you guys come from, nobody remembers him. In this universe, we were able to bring him back from falling into the CORE.

AOD!Frisk: Oh... *looks down sadly* That seems like an awful thing to happen... the CORE is scary enough...
Sans: To be honest, it is pretty scary...
AOD!Sans: (kid's got that right.)
Papyrus: To be honest, even I'm scared of i—
* Chara trips and falls in the water.
Chara: (spits out water) Pteh!
Asriel: (giggling)
Chara: aZZY—

This is going to be me if I ever go to an adoption center

Asgore: (looks at Toriel)
Toriel: (holding Goner Kid and Monster Kid)
Asgore: ...I see you adopted two more random kids.
Toriel: We need 12 more.
Asgore: Tori no.
AOD!Toriel: No, no, you need as many children as you can save.
AOD!Asgore: (They both seem to be motherly.) *laughs a little*
AOD!Toriel: *glares at him*
AOD!Asgore: ...
Toriel: More children!
Asgore: Tori why!
Toriel: BECAUSE
Asgore: Can't argue with that.
Sans: (pats AOD!Asgore's arm) It'll get better, pal. Hopefully. Nobody stays mad forever.
AOD!Asgore: *looks to Sans* *chuckles* Thank you Sans, that is very kind of you to say.
Sans: No problem! Just gotta give her time.

Ben: (apparates) Sup guys? What'd I miss?
AOD!Asgore: *looks like he's seen a ghost* ... *which he has*
Sans: Sup Ben!
Ben: Howdy Other Asgore! Hi Other Goat-Mom!
AOD!Toriel: *wishing that her home had what they have* ... Greetings child. *smiles sweetly*
AOD!Asgore: Howdy young one, I don't believe I ever got the honor of meeting you while you were alive.
Ben: Oh! I'm the green fallen soul of this universe! Silly me, not everyone knows right off the bat. Forgive my ignorance, Your Majesty.
AOD!Asgore: No need to "your majesty" me, I don't go by that title any longer. Just call me Asgore.
Ben: Oh, haha, if you insist!
Frisk: (jumps up and high-fives Ben) Whaddup pal!
Ben: The ceiling, Frisk. (chuckles)
Frisk: Dang it Ben!

~Mettaton, try to flirt with Papyrus without either getting a bad time or a knife to the stomach.

Sans: oh heLL NO---
AOD!Mettaton: I would like to participate in this one as well if you don't mind~ *looks at his Papyrus*
AOD!Sans: *shoots a glare*
Sans: IMMA KILL A TOASTER
Papyrus: Go right ahead, other Mettaton! ^^
Sans: Pap no
Chara: WHEN I'M DONE WITH THAT ROBOT HE'LL LOOK LIKE A WAFFLE IRON, BUT WITH MORE HOLES
AOD!Mettaton: *looks at his counterpart* Hello other me, let's do this~
Mettaton: I thought you'd never ask! Oh PAPY~
Papyrus: Nyeh? :3
Chara: I ALREADY WANNA KILL HIM
Toriel: (holding her and Sans back) My child, please calm down!
AOD!Mettaton: Papy-dear~ *goes off to find Papyrus*
AOD!Sans: *follows, keeping an eye-socket on him* *he seems a lot calmer than his counterpart, surprisingly*
* Meanwhile Sans is not calm at all.

Mettaton: (tries to lean on Papyrus' shoulder)
Papyrus: (winks and steps away, making the robot fall on the ground)
Frisk: Oh wow o-o
AOD!Mettaton: *walks up behind AOD!Papyrus* Oh Papy-dearie~
AOD!Papyrus: *jumps a little, turning around* WHY, HELLO METTATON! HOW MAY I BE AT YOUR-
AOD!Mettaton: *METTATON uses LEG*
AOD!Papyrus: *blinks* -SERVICE..
Frisk: (pops up) IMMUNE!
AOD!Mettaton: *grumbles under his breath, before quickly changing his mood and wrapping an arm around Papyrus* I just wanted to know how you are doing, cutie~
AOD!Papyrus: *can tell he's being a tryhard* *is once again immune* WELL, METTATON, I AM DOING GREAT! AFTERALL, I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
Chara: I call pedophilia.
AOD!Sans: i know, right? *glaring holes into the back of Mettaton's head* at least paps is smart enough to see right through 'im.

AOD!Mettaton: *tries and fails with flirting several times* (Why are both of these brothers so difficult?!)
Frisk: Just like our Papyrus, your brother is smart, Other Sans!
AOD!Sans: heh, 'course he is. *smiles*
Papyrus: (pops up behind them) Hello I was bored and decided to follow you guys! :3
AOD!Sans: heya.
AOD!Mettaton: *gives up, storming away, his hair a frizzy mess*
AOD!Papyrus: *walks up the the group, not seeming bothered at all by what just happened*
Papyrus: (smiles) You sure ticked him off, Other Me! He seemed mad!

~Are the Neko Atsume cats still there?

Papyrus: Yup!
Frisk: (picks up Sassy Fran) LOOK HOW CUTE
AOD!Alphys: *dying from cuteness*
AOD!Undyne: *dying from how cute Alphys looks while dying from cuteness*
Papyrus: (picks up Guy Furry) I'VE SEEN THIS ONE COOKING, IT DIDN'T BURN DOWN THE HOUSE SOMEHOW
AOD!Undyne: HOW?! I always burn it down!... Well I used to... then Toriel made me stop.
Guy Furry: (smirks) You don't turn the burner up so high it lights on fire.
AOD!Undyne: BUT YOU NEED TO DO THAT FOR ULTIMATE INTENSITY! NGAH!
AOD!Alphys: (her warcry is so hot)
Guy Furry: This is why you burnt down your house >w<
Sassy Fran: (sitting on Papyrus' head) I never worked for a teinder man :3
Papyrus: what..?
Sassy Fran: wut?
Sans: WHO BURNT DOWN THE KITCHEN
Whiteshadow: BENGAL JACK DID IT
Bengal Jack: I REGRET NOTHING, NYAHAHAHA!!!

~I guess we can add the Amazing Kitten to the list of AU Papyrus's!

Me: There's no need for that---
Frisk: Too late.
Me: Dammit Frisk.
AOD!Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH! YOU ARE NOW JUST AS GREAT AS I MYSELF!
Me: i feEL SPECIAL--- wait (ties a yellow scarf around Turtle's neck) INCREDIBLE TURTLE HAS ARRIVED
Turtle: *squeaks happily* *jumps up and down* >w<
Sans: (looks at Grillby) Betcha ten bucks they're going to the kitchen.
Grillby: You're on.
AOD!Papyrus: TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE THE HONORARY SPAGHETTI!
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sans: You were saying?
Grillby: Dammit.
Toriel: (mom-stare)
Grillby: Dang, I said dang. (intimidated, hands Sans a $10 bill)
Toriel: uwu

AOD!Sans: (great, grillby swears too now, what is this world?)
Papyrus: (reads his eyes) You should see the parties these lunatics have thrown.
AOD!Sans: do i even wanna know what the hell happens?
Papyrus: No, probably not.
Me: UNDYNE HOW MUCH DO I TURN UP THE HEAT AGAIN
AOD!Undyne: UNTIL YOU CAN'T TURN IT ANYMORE!
Me: ALRIGHTY THEN!!!!! (turns up the heat, the knob breaks off) ANYONE GOT A REPLACEMENT, NOT HIGH ENOUGH!!!
AOD!Papyrus: *hand you a knob* I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM ALSO THE GREATEST REPAIRMAN!
Me: INDEED YOU ARE! (puts the knob on and keeps turning it) Wow this thing goes high!
Papyrus: (getting something from a high shelf, drops the sugar jar on himself) aCK---
Me: THIS IS A DISASTER BUT IT'S FUN
AOD!Undyne: I thought disaster and fun were the same thing.
Me: GOOD POINT!!!!!

Papyrus: (covered in sugar) GOOD LORD WHY AM I SO CLUMSY
Me: CLEAN YOURSELF UP AND COME HELP DUDE YOU'RE MISSING OUT
Papyrus: NYEH, CLEANING IS FOR THE WEAK
AOD!Papyrus: *is a huge clean freak*... *blinks at him* ...
Papyrus: (realization) SANS YOU'RE SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE
Sans: I am aware, Papyrus, I am aware!
Papyrus: (frustrated kitten-sneeze) Nyeh, sugar in my face!!!
Me: HE SNEEZED LIKE A KITTEN
AOD!Papyrus: NYEH! YOU SOUND LIKE MY BROTHER!
AOD!Sans: i don't sound like that!
AOD!Papyrus: YES YOU DO, BROTHER!

Sans: I got dressed up as a neko after Alphys heard me sneezing -_-
Alphys: I REGRET NOTHING
AOD!Sans: ... jesus, i feel bad for you--me--other me...
Sans: this is still so confusing
Papyrus: He hid in a closet!
Sans: stoP HUMILIATING ME---
Chara: You're easily embarrassed.
Sans: Shut up, NekoChara.
Chara: (angry embarrassed noise, tail floofs up and ears go down)
AOD!Sans: *laughs* kid, don't do that, it looks awful.
Chara: I FUCKING HATE THIS ASKER
Me: Don't be rood. (hand catches on fire from the burner) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AOD!Grillby: *comes out of nowhere with a fire extinguisher and blows it on your hand* ... *walks out like nothing happened*
Chara: ...the irony...
Me: THANK YOU
* The pot catches on fire.
Me: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
AOD!Papyrus: WOWIE!
AOD!Grillby: *comes running back, putting out the fire*... *gives everyone a scolding look that only a parent can make* *sighs, walking out again*
Undyne: AW MAN!
Fuku: I FOUND MARSHMALLOWS!!!
Me: (le gaspu)
Sans: Don't let her have any she'll have a sugar rush---
AOD!Fuku: That's why you let ME have them instead. *takes them away from her counterpart and runs off*
AOD!Sans: ... grillbz, your kid-
AOD!Grillby: *chases after her*
Papyrus: Oh good lORD---
Me: (eating a marshmallow)
Sans: where'd she get tha---
* Snow blasts off like Blueberry on a coffee rush.

Me: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AOD!Sans: if i had a fifth of that energy, i would be doin' so many better things.
Sans: If you had a fifth of that energy you would explode.
AOD!Sans: same thing.
AOD!Papyrus: BROTHER, YOUR LOGIC CONCERNS ME.
Papyrus: (stands up, brushing the sugar off of him) I'm concerned about that statement...
Sans: You okay there? Wait, stupid question...
AOD!Sans: yup.
Sans: (pats his shoulder)

~Can anyone play any instruments, besides Undyne and the skelebros?

Frisk: I can play the piano! Undyne taught me! :>
Flowey: Wait, wait, hold the phone. Papyrus can play an instrument???
AOD!Papyrus: I KNOW YOU AREN'T TALKING TO ME, BUT I CAN PLAY PERCUSSION!
Frisk: Wait, what? Cool!
Alphys: I-I've been trying to learn keyboard...
Asriel: Piano goat over here!
AOD!Chara: I know the guitar like this universe's Papyrus. But that's all.
Flowey: Wait, how does alternate universe Chara know Papyrus can play the guitar and I didn't know until now?!
Sans: Because you never pay attention, Seeds-for-brains.
Flowey: FITE ME.

AOD!Chara: I saw a guitar case while I was stalking around, the dare said "besides Undyne and the skelebros". I know what Sans and Undyne play, and since no one else said guitar, that means the guitar is Papyrus'.
Flowey: You're smarter than I thought... maybe not all of you are idiots.
Chara: Coming from him, that's a compliment.
Flowey: (looks up at Papyrus) I haven't seen you play, and I stalk you, for fuck's sake! Why have you never played it up until now?
Papyrus: (clearly embarrassed, decides to make no comment on the stalking thing because Flowey is weird) No reason...
AOD!Frisk: *looks at Papyrus suspiciously* ... *shrugs it off* I play a ukelele. My dad taught me. *smiles happily*
Frisk: Cool! :D

Gaster: (sitting on the living room banister) (sign language) "Watch this!" (tosses a guitar in Papyrus' direction)
* Papyrus spins around and catches it perfectly, like he has eyes on the back of his head. He looks happy, then realizes what he did and looks to the side awkwardly.
AOD!Frisk: WOAH!!! THAT WAS SO COOL! *bouncing excitedly*
Papyrus: (rubs back of head) Heh, thanks human!
Chara: (bouncing up and down) play play play
Papyrus: (looks awkwardly at her with the universal embarrassed tsundere face)
AOD!Frisk: You can do it! I bet you'll be awesome!!
Sans: Do it!
Papyrus: (rubs back of head again, still a bit embarrassed) If you insist...
* He begins to play a tune, a little embarrassed at first but soon gets used to it. He's like a natural. His brother watches, starry-eyed.
AOD!Frisk: *watches amazed*
Chara: (turns to them) Cool, right?!
AOD!Frisk: *nods slowly, in awe*

AOD!Chara: *discretely bopping their knee to the beat*
* Sans decides to help him mix it up a bit, and looks at his brother with a familiar look. Papyrus nods in understanding, and begins to spin around, still playing the tune.
AOD!Frisk: *looks between them curiously*
Flowey: Heh, show off.
Asriel: I'd like to see you try to do that.
Flowey: I have leaves, Asriel. Leaves.
Asriel: Exactly. I win.
Flowey: ("dafuq" face)
Chara: The only person who can win an argument with this damn flower.

* Papyrus finishes off the tune, a little embarrassed due to not being used to being observed while he played.
AOD!Frisk: ... *claps with a huge smile on their face* THAT WAS SO COOL!
Papyrus: (huge smile on his face, clearly flattered) Thanks! I'm not used to people watching me play, so I was a little nervous! ^^;
AOD!Frisk: Well, you sounded plain amazing!
Papyrus: Thank you!! ^^
Sans: (double thumbs-up)
Flowey: I'll admit it. Not bad.
AOD!Papyrus: THAT WAS GREAT, OTHER ME!
AOD!Chara: *gives him a thumbs up*
Papyrus: (super flattered) Thanks, guys! I really appreciate it! ^^
AOD!Frisk: No problem, you deserved it! *toothy smile*
* Papyrus clearly isn't used to this much praise, because he's smiling like a huge idiot and looks like the proudest monster in the world, next to his brother, that is.
AOD!Chara: *sees his expression, laughing under their breath a little*

AH! I broke the precious candle man! Q-Q Grillby, come bacK!!!

innocent fire bean. he cant cope with the dirty comments

Grillby: (remembers the comment from the last chapter) (face turns red)
Papyrus: Sans I think he died a bit
AOD!Grillby: *looks at his counterpart, wondering what could have been possibly said to for him to react like that*
Me: (looks at Turtle) you did this Turtle, you did this
Turtle: I know ;w;
AOD!Grillby: *now knowing his author was in on it, is now extremely scared for what could have been possibly said, as this strange green creature is clearly a psychopath*
Fuku: Dad are you okay
Grillby: (shakes head, still red-faced)
Fuku: Yeah he died a bit inside
Papyrus: (confused as to why, because he didn't get the dirty joke)
AOD!Fuku: *reads her Dad's face* *talks flatly* He wants to know what happened but is too shy to talk.
AOD!Grillby: *blinks*
Sans: (looks at Turtle) You did this >w<
Fuku: (blinks) Three, two, one---
* Grillby passes out.

Papyrus: Oh my god?!?!
AOD!Grillby: !!!
AOD!Sans: whatever that insane creature said broke your counterpart, g.
Frisk: I was about to suggest a cup of water to the head to wake him up but then I remembered he's made of fire...
Chara: You're an idiot.
Frisk: I know that.
AOD!Fuku: Yeah, Let's not dump acid on him. But seriously, what'd they say?
Turtle: 0w0
Me: (hits with newspaper) spit it out turts
Turtle: *looks from side to side, knowing that this is going to confuse my own Sans and Grillby* well, I sa--
Me: (interrupts) wait nevermind they'll be confused
Turtle: Nope, I'm saying it, confusion is fun >:3
Me: dammit turt, welp, fire away ;3
Papyrus: OH MY GOD NO
Turtle: So Chara said Sans would look better as dust--
AOD!Sans: wow, rude-
Chara: An asker made him wear a dress.
Sans: I hate this book
AOD!Sans: geez, i haven't had it that ba--
Turtle: Don't interrupt me!! As I was saying... what I said was "If he was dust, I guess then he could really get dirty with grillby ;)"

Sans: (remembers) [-9999999999999999999999999]
Papyrus: Shit, that's two broken people.
AOD!Sans & Grillby: *both look extremely confused*
AOD!Fuku: *taps her finger against her her chin* ...
Frisk: Wait for it...
AOD!Fuku: *eyes snap wide* OH MY GOD, YOU TWO ARE DATING!
Sans: (nod) Blame the turtle.
Turtle: =w=
AOD!Sans: ... you're datin' grillbz?
Sans: (looks to the side, embarrassed nod) Blame the turtle, once again.
Fuku: i shiP IT
Sans: And her. Blame her too.
Fuku: Hey! >w<
AOD!Sans: i... am honestly not surprised, the author's weird, i can see them gettin' involved in things that aren't their business.
Turtle: You're lucky I haven't gotten you yet, Sans. I am so tempted.
AOD!Sans: ...
Me: (quiet chanting) do it do it do it

AOD!Grillby: *still looks confused*
AOD!Sans: what's up with that face?
Papyrus: Something is wrong with your Lady Toriel... she has a weird look on her face.
AOD!Toriel: ...
AOD!Sans: i'll get to you in a second, g. *raises a brow at tori*
AOD!Frisk: *knows what she's thinking* Mom-- please... Please don't-
AOD!Toriel: *looks at Sans in a mixture a evil and embarrassment* My friend, I ship it.
AOD!Sans: ...
AOD!Toriel: ..............
Fuku: Join the club, Other Toriel! :D
AOD!Toriel: Of course! *smiles* I am sorry Sans, but you two are just too cute.
AOD!Fuku: *has the biggest "wtf" look on her face* ...
Frisk: omg look at other fuku
Papyrus: Are we going to ignore the fainted person, or...? (dramatic hand motion to where Grillby is still unconscious)
AOD!Sans: ... eh, he'll be fine. *shrugs*

AOD!Grillby: *has not been paying any attention to anything as he is still very confused about something*
Chara: (looks up at him) What is it now?
AOD!Grillby: *quiet* I don't understand what our author said.
Chara: ???
AOD!Sans: what?
AOD!Grillby: Is there a joke I'm not understanding?
AOD!Sans: ... *still has no idea what he's talking about*
AOD!Grillby: The thing they said that made him faint.
Me: (facepalm) (scribbles on paper the description of what Turtle meant and hands it to him) Read this.
AOD!Sans: *suddenly realizes what Grillby wasn't understanding* ... *snorts bursting into laughter*
Frisk: TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS WORLD
AOD!Grillby: *takes the paper confused* *reads it* ... *flames suddenly shoot in the air*
Chara: (holding a stick with marshmallows on it above his head, perfectly toasted) Sweet. Literally.
AOD!Grillby: *purses his lips together, embarrassed* *cover his face*
AOD!Sans: *trying to calm down* there is always that one innocent friend... i think paps and grillbz are fighting for that spot.
AOD!Frisk & Fuku: *also toasting marshmallows*

Papyrus: I still don't get it... Sure, dust is messy, but how did it make him faint?
Frisk: ANY VERSION OF PAPYRUS IS TOO FUCKING PURE FOR THIS WORLD
AOD!Sans: *coughs* underfell *coughs*
Frisk: aside from underfell asiDE FROM UNDERFELL---
Papyrus: (still so confused)
AOD!Grillby: *hands him the piece of paper, still covering his own face*
Papyrus: (reads it over, eyes widen) what the fuck did I just read---
Sans: (reads the paper) oH
AOD!Sans: *gets curious, reading it as well* ... *just bursts into more ridiculous laughter* this sounds like something muffet thinks about-
Muffet: (peeks in the doorway)

Papyrus: Speak of the devil, she appears in your driveway ready to steal your soul for some fucked-up ritual.
Frisk: THAT GOT DARK
Chara: YOU OKAY THERE PAPYRUS
AOD!Sans: or steal grillby's soul for somethin' else-
AOD!Grillby: *knows how easy he could snap Sans' neck right now*
Fuku: (reads his eyes) don't do it---
AOD!Fuku: *comes running through with pesticide* GET OVER HERE, 8 LIMBS!!!
Muffet: SCREE (runs away)
Papyrus: What was that about? (notices pesticide) Good call!
AOD!Fuku: I know, right! I keep it incase she comes in and tries to kidnap my dad.
AOD!Grillby: (I swear, my daughter is more overprotective than I am.)
Papyrus: (dramatic hand motion in Muffet's direction) HOW FUCKED-UP IS THIS LADY
Sans: I HAVE NO IDEA
AOD!Sans: i don' know what she's like here, but she literally stalks his house and looks in through his window... then gives him very sexual love notes.
Chara: ... (takes out knife) Tell me her address, I'll fuck 'er up.
Fuku: I'm with the murder kid!
AOD!Sans: 666 lleh's street.
AOD!Fuku: Before you say it, he's not kidding. He's serious.
Chara: (writes it down) She won't last a week. Thanks pal!
AOD!Sans: no problem. *winks* ya hear that grillbz, your bug issue's gettin' solved.
AOD!Grillby: *pretty sure she is going to come back as a spirit to haunt him anyways*
Fuku: Wow, you cannot catch a break...

Asriel: (peeks in the doorway) (sign language) "shh, don't tell him--" (signals to Papyrus) "--i'm here"
AOD!Sans: *whispers* looks like this pap's goat a problem.
AOD!Grillby & Fuku: *both heard him, smoke coming from their heads simultaneously*
* Azzy has a bucket of water with him, and is apparently quiet and fast, not wearing any shoes and all.
Chara: AZZY NOW
* Papyrus is about to turn around when Asriel dumps water on his head.
Papyrus: (surprised yelp) JESUS CHRIST, ESO ES FRIO KORUDO 👍⚐☹👎!!!
Frisk: He just mixed four languages..
Papyrus: ASRIEL WHY
Asriel: I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION, HAHAHAHAHAHA
AOD!Toriel: *has been here this whole time* *hoving over the passed out Grillby* Is anyone going to help the poor young man?
AOD!Frisk: *has also been there* Mom... I CAN'T FEEL A PULSE--
AOD!Toriel: ... My child, we don't have pulses in our forehead.
AOD!Frisk: *looked at their own hand on his forehead* ... OH YEAH!

Grillby: (slowly stands up) I'm good, I'm okay...
AOD!Frisk: *just shouts at him* Did you know you don't have a pulse in your forehead!?
Papyrus: ☞🕆👍😐 ☞🕆👍😐 ☞🕆👍😐 👍⚐☹👎!!!!! (hugging his arms together, still shouting in surprise and still soaking wet)
(translation: FUCK FUCK FUCK COLD)
AOD!Grillby: *kindly walks over, standing next to him in an attempt to warm him, Fuku following in suit*
Papyrus: Heh, thank you. This helps. Jeez, Asriel, why...
Asriel: I REGRET NOTHING--- (realizes nobody but AOD!Frisk knows that Flowey + soul = Asriel) (lightbulb appears over head)
Chara: Asriel, what are you---
Asriel: (evil chuckling, runs off)

Papyrus: If he comes back with another bucket of water I am running out of here like a roadrunner.
AOD!Sans: beep beep.
* Papyrus just randomly bursts out laughing, not expecting that.
AOD!Sans: *laughs softly, winking*
Asriel: (comes back in, dragging Jerry with him)
Jerry: WHERE is my PHONE?! (102% salt and anger)
Asriel: Shut up, buttercup, you suck.
Chara: ASRIEL. WHY WOULD YOU BRING JERRY. WHY?!
Papyrus: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I would gladly take another ice bucket before JERRY.
Chara: That's how you know someone is hated, when even PAPYRUS can't stand them.
Asriel: (shoves Jerry towards the AOD!Characters) Take him with you. You'll see why. (winks)
AOD!Frisk: ???
Asriel: (winks) You'll see, Other Frisk. You'll see.

~Out of the entire group, which one person sings the best?

Papyrus: (points at Frisk)
Frisk: (softly singing Treble Heart, because that song is stuck in my head)
AOD!Frisk: Since we're here, we might as well answer too... which we would have an answer to... if we actually had anyone who sang.
AOD!Papyrus: WELL, HUMAN, WE DO. BUT HE IS STUBBORN AND ANNOYING AND WON'T PROVE WHAT I SAID TO BE TRUE!
Papyrus: I know where this is going--- (giggling like an idiot)
AOD!Sans: ... what?
AOD!Papyrus: ... BROTHER... YOU KNOW I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
AOD!Sans: talkin' 'bout who what? *blinks*
AOD!Papyrus: I KNOW YOU CAN SING.
AOD!Sans: why would i ever can sing? they're such a nice chicks, i'm not ready to can sing yet.
Papyrus: Oh my god, Other Sans!!
Gaster: (appears out of nowhere) The stubbornness hasn't changed between universes, that's for sure.
AOD!Papyrus: *taps his foot at Sans*
AOD!Sans: clearly it's gotta be a good trait if it stuck around.
AOD!Papyrus: YOU ARE A LITERAL MULE, SANS.

Gaster: Stubbornness can be good, but also irritating.
Papyrus: (looks at him) You know where he gets it from.
Gaster: Shut up.
Papyrus: (smug grin) Papyrus 1, Dadster 0.
AOD!Sans: eh, i'll take being irritatin'.
AOD!Papyrus: BROTHER, WHY WON'T YOU JUST SING! YOU'RE REALLY GOOD!
AOD!Sans: *shrugs* 'cause i don't wanna.
AOD!Papyrus: YOU USED TO DO IT ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU WERE IN SCHOOL!
AOD!Sans: and?
AOD!Papyrus: ... BROTHER, YOU DO ME A FRUSTRATION.
Papyrus: I feel your pain. This bonehead's stubborn too.
Sans: I'm not that bad!
Papyrus: (raises an eyebrow) You know how stubborn you are, brother.
Sans: I am not stubborn.
Papyrus: Do you see what I mean?
Sans: (realizes he's been played) ...
AOD!Sans: that's why i just admit to bein' it.
Sans: god, fuCKING, DAMMIT
Papyrus: (smug grin) Beaten at your own game.
Sans: I am a bad influence.
Papyrus: Tell me something I don't know.
AOD!Sans: ouch.

Frisk: This happens every single fucking day with these two.
AOD!Papyrus: ... I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS...
AOD!Sans: just don't say it, bro.
Chara: Listen to Other Comedian. Don't say it. Kay?
AOD!Papyrus: OKAY, HUMAN! *slightly confused, but drops it*
Sans: Seriously, am I that stubborn?
Papyrus: (chuckles) Yes, yes you are. And it drives me insane.
Sans: You know you love me, bro!
Papyrus: That I do! ^^
Me: Goddamn skelebro cuteness. I feel my heart melting and it isn't good. daMN IT
Turtle: *falls over dead*
AOD!Sans: woah, you two just killed satan's spy.

~Temmie, try to scare Papyrus!

Me: this should be interesting
Temmie: (rolls eyes and points gun at a box of spaghetti)
AOD!Papyrus: *screeches* NYEH! NOT THE GREAT SPAGHETTI!!!
Papyrus: (NERVOUS SWEATING) ("this is fine" face)
Temmie: Myeh. Too easy ;3

I feel like being an evil bitch. Everybody google Underlust, Fontcest and Undertail again lol
Asgore and Toriel, you are spared from this
Asriel, sucks for you buddy

Me: ALOLANNINETALES. WHY.
Asriel: Y U DO DIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AOD!Sans: we aren't supposed to be here, so we ain't doin' it.
AOD!Papyrus: WHY NOT, BROTHER?
Chara: (puts hands to face in a "boi" motion) WELL Y'SEE---
Asriel: (covers her mouth) Chara. No.
AOD!Sans: don't ya dare say it.
AOD!Papyrus: *confused "Nyeh"*
Chara: I won't, don't hurt me owo;
Frisk: Let's get this over with o-o

* They head into the other room. Literally seconds later, Papyrus walks out with his hands in the air.
Papyrus: NOPE NOPE DONE
Asriel: CAN I SAY THAT CURSE WORD NOW
AOD!Toriel: CHILD, NO!
Asriel: FINE ;w;
Frisk: I'M SO DONE
Sans: (walks out) nope nope nope all the nope
Fuku: SO MUCH NOPE
Me: How bad was this round owo;
Grillby: BAD
AOD!Alphys: I-I don't see the big deal, i-it's just p-o-r-n.
Papyrus: (doesn't know the word for it but knows what it is) (about to ask)
Sans: (covers his mouth) Don't even ask...
AOD!Mettaton: I look it up all the time anyways~ *shrugs*
AOD!Everyone: - s t a r e -
Papyrus: (JUDGEMENTAL STARE)
Asriel: (exact same expression) >___>

AOD!Mettaton: *laughs* Oh darlings, I would love to see your faces if I told you which one I look up the most, but I won't do that to you or the adoring fans. *blows a kiss to the readers*
Frisk: (complete fourth-wall-break) Why do I have a feeling it has something to do with... (traces bone shape in air with hand)
AOD!Mettaton: *just winks and laughs*
AOD!Sans: ...*blink blonk* ...
AOD!Papyrus: ...I DON'T GET IT.
Frisk: (pats his head) It's okay, you really shouldn't. You're too precious for this world and must be protected.
AOD!Sans: agreed, kid.
AOD!Papyrus: ... OH, OKAY. -w-
Chara: (scarred) (shivering) nOt hOw mOnStEr aNaToMy wOrKs---
Asriel: (pats her head and gently hugs her) shhhhh

AOD!Sans: i know how you're feelin' kid. *stares at snow for that one dare to look up moonwitch*
Me: (secretly knows from experience how hellish his battle is) Ehehehehe... sorry bout that one... owo;
Frisk: Author wtf did you dO
AOD!Sans: heh, it's cool, kid. and don't ask.
Me: yay he doesn't hate me

Um, could I get a hug from Asgore? I had a really bad argument with my own dad...

Me: Even though by the time this goes up it'll probably be fixed, I'm sorry to hear that... Hey Goat Dad, your presence is needed!
Asgore: (leans in the doorway) Hm?
AOD!Asgore: *also leans in* Yes?
Me: Both of you, Asker needs a hug! Could you do that? ^^;
AOD!Asgore: Oh ho ho! Why of course, young one. *walks up to the asker and gives them a gentle but comforting hug*
Asgore: (also hugs the asker) Sorry to hear you had an argument with your father. I'm sure it will get better.
AOD!Asgore: Don't forget that your father will love you no matter what. If you're family, things will find a way to get better.
Me: Exactly! What he said.
Toriel: (thinking) *How in the world is Other Me still mad at this guy? I get that he made mistakes, but so does everybody...*
AOD!Frisk: *reads her face* I honestly have no idea why... stubbornness?
Toriel: Most likely. We're all a bit stubborn in our own way, my child.

Humans can be pretty shitty sometimes, but Papy's right, not all of us are bad. Actually a lot of us are good but the bad ones are louder than the rest.

Chara: Still hate this species, but some humans are fine. Like Frisk! (bear-hugs Frisk)
Frisk: Ack! (laughs)
AOD!Chara: I still think we're all disgusting as a species.
AOD!Frisk: Ow.
AOD!Sans: *ruffles their hair* ignore 'em.
Fuku: I can't be the only one noticing how different your Chara is from ours, right??
AOD!Frisk: I noticed, but I still love our Chara.
AOD!Sans: they're definitely a chara-cter.
AOD!Chara: Comedian, shut it.
Chara: Other Me's pretty still pretty cool ^^
Frisk: That's the spirit, Chara! Positivity for once!
AOD!Chara: *most likely forgot what positivity means*

Asriel: You okay, Other Chara? You got a weird look on your face... (looks at AOD!Flowey with a look that says "can you do something to help already")
AOD!Flowey: They're just being an idiot. (✨helpfulness at it's finest✨)
Asriel: (puts hands on hips) You are literally the worst.
AOD!Flowey: HA! FINALLY SOMEONE THINKS SO! *insane laughing*
Asriel: (biggest "what the fuck" face)
AOD!Sans: *looks at Asriel* kid, this is normal.
Asriel: Hoo boy... (turns to AOD!Chara) Anyway, Other Chara, like I was saying, do you feel alright? You have this weird look in your eye.
AOD!Chara: It doesn't matter to me, so it doesn't matter to you. *trying everything not to look him in the eye*
Asriel: Even if you're from another universe, you're still my sibling, of course it matters. (determination to help)
AOD!Chara: *staring into the ground* Just leave me alone.
Asriel: (sighs) I can't force you to let me help you. If you insist.
AOD!Chara: I do insist.
Asriel: Alright then...

~Flowey, sit on Temmie's shoulder for three chapters :3

Flowey: Oh boy =_=
AOD!Flowey: HAHAHAH! SUCKS TO BE YOU, IDIOT!
Flowey: (shoots a friendliness pellet at him)
Frisk: (squirts with water) Bad Flowey! (takes him out of the flowerpot and plops him on Temmie's shoulder)
AOD!Flowey: *hisses at the pellet* ... At least I don't have to be trapped on a walking idiot definition.
AOD!Temmie: *comes out of nowhere, grabbing Flowey* TEM LUVS FLOE! YAYA! *runs off with him*
AOD!Flowey: SCREEEEEE---
AOD!Frisk: FLOWEY! *chases after them*
Flowey: HAHAHAHAHA, FEEL MY PAIN
Temmie: (pats his head) Tem luv Floe!!! <3 <3 <3

Flowey: (tries to not blush) Oh shut up.
Frisk: Did I mention that our Toriel once made Flowey into a pie by accident?
AOD!Everyone: *stares at the other Toriel in horror, but also a bit of amusement*
Sans: (covers his mouth, laughing)
Toriel: I SAID I WAS SORRYYYYYYYY (laugh-cry)
AOD!Alphys: *being a nerd and trying to figure out how he survived that*
Flowey: (reads her eyes) I didn't.
AOD!Alphys: *blinks* ... T-then how are y-you....?
Flowey: Lemme say one thing. Thank god for Frisk's reloading.
Frisk: I decided to let him suffer for a while as a ghost before I brought him back =w=
AOD!Frisk & Chara: You can still reload!?
Frisk: That's really all I can do. People die sometimes here owo;
Chara: I can't do shit -_-
AOD!Frisk: Well, no one dies here... everything's a lot more peaceful.
Frisk: Lucky ducks. Everything here is LITERALLY CHAOS.

Papyrus: (hangs upside-down from the banister by one leg like a bat) Can't object to that!
Sans: (startled) Papyrus get down---
AOD!Sans: *knows he would have literally had a soul attack if that was his Papyrus*
Papyrus: (drops down like it's nothing, somehow lands on his feet)
Sans: nEvEr dO tHaT aGaiN PLeaSe
Frisk: See what I mean? This ain't the worst of it.
AOD!Frisk: *just stares blankly* ... Uh huh...
AOD!Sans: *ranting his brother's figurative ear off to not do anything that he sees being done here*
AOD!Papyrus: (Brother, why...?) *loves that Sans cares, but sometimes he's a bit too much on his case*
Chara: (listing off chaotic things) There are people who stalk Comedian and Candle, pretty sure you guys are being stalked too (coughs), we get dared to do crazy things a lot like you guys, every three seconds something is on fire, Undyne made us buy like four hundred new tables, Grillby nearly killed himself once by accident, which made Fuku have a heart attack...
AOD!Everyone: *blinks simultaneously* *it's almost creepy*
Frisk: Okay don't blink in sync like that it's creepy
AOD!Everyone: *they do it again because they're all secretly assholes*
Frisk: guys why you do dis

AOD!Frisk: Why not? Also, I think the craziest thing that's happened to us was Undyne walking around in that skimpy outfit.
AOD!Alphys: *nosebleeds from memory*
AOD!Sans: she wanted to fight me in that...
AOD!Frisk: How did I not know about that? *looks at Sans confused*
AOD!Sans: reasons.
AOD!Chara: The comedian is very descriptive as always.
Chara: Reasons is best reason
Frisk: Wait, she wanted to fight you in a skimpy outfit? Wtf??
Sans: (mumbles) better than being forced into a dress--- (coughs)
Turtle: Shut up, you were an adorable princess skele.
Sans: you shut up, turtle, you're embarrassing me -\\\\\\\\-
AOD!Frisk: This Sans blushes!?
Fuku: A lot.
Sans: shUT uP (flips hoodie up, it falls down again) dammit
AOD!Undyne: There is only one way to get our nerd to do that, but he can't see it coming, which he does now, so it wouldn't work.
AOD!Sans: ha. i win.
AOD!Undyne: This time.
Vegas: (pops down from the ceiling) You are not safe, Other Sans. They will catch you off guard, then someone will take a picture of you blushing and send it to everyone.
AOD!Everyone but Sans: *jumps, startle*
AOD!Sans: nah, they won't get me again.
AOD!Frisk: *suddenly determined* We will see.
Frisk: I like this other me, except for the fact that I'm 99% sure they ship Soriel.
AOD!Sans: oh no, you just said the s word.
Frisk: oh shi---

AOD!Frisk: *vibrates intensely* S H I P
Chara: othER FRiSK NO---
Flowey: WHERE'S THE DUCT TAPE
AOD!Frisk: SORIEL IS LIFE!!!
AOD!Sans & Toriel: ( h e l p )
Asriel: I goat this! (dumps cup of water on their head)
AOD!Frisk: ... *IMMUNE* *continues bouncing*
Asriel: Nevermind, I don't goat this, Chara this is your problem now!
Chara: where's the nearest window
Papyrus: CHARA NO
AOD!Chara: *has already chucked them out said window* ... Oops.
AOD!Toriel: MY CHILD, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!
AOD!Chara: My hand slipped.
Chara: (thumbs-up) Nice one, other me.
Papyrus: CHARA WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
Chara: no we didn't
Papyrus: WE TALKED ABOUT IT JUST LAST WEEK
Chara: My memory is like a twinkie, it has a shelf life of about a week.
Papyrus: DARN IT CHARA (trying to spare the other Sans' soul)
AOD!Sans: *is relieved by the non-potty mouth* *silent "thanks"*
Papyrus: (reads his eyes) (friendly "Nyeh")
Chara: Man, you should've seen him ranting a few days ago.
Sans: (remembers the game-grumps-like ranting) (starts laughing for no reason)
AOD!Everyone but Frisk who is still giggling about soriel outside the window: *confused staring*
Asriel: (brings out his phone [he caught this shit on tape with Flowey]) You have been warned, Other Sans. (plays the video)

AOD!Sans: *blue screens*
AOD!Papyrus: ... BROTHER, WHY MUST I HAVE TO FIX YOU EVERY OTHER DAY? *picks him up and carries him off*
AOD!Chara: *laughing their butt off*
AOD!Toriel: *nearly as stunned as Sans was from the cussing*
AOD!Undyne: PAPYRUS, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO COME BACK FOR HER! *dramatically points to Toriel, who seems to have short-circuited*
AOD!Frisk: *pops in through the window* WAS THAT GAME-GRUMPS?!
Frisk: YES, OTHER ME, IT WAS
Asriel: SKELEGRUMPS
Chara: I FORGOT HOW I GOT STUCK ON THE CHAIR (starts laughing like a maniac)
Papyrus: I forgot how much I swore... (laughs a bit)
AOD!Frisk: *starts laughing too* *realizes said skeleton's from their universe are missing* Where'd they go?
AOD!Undyne: They broke the overprotective nerd, so Papyrus is fixing him.
AOD!Frisk: THAT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK!
Frisk: There's one thing that hasn't changed too much.
AOD!Frisk: Glad to know that we aren't the only ones with a constantly broken skeleton. It's always one or the other.
Chara: Happens sometimes to us too. Not that often, but a lot.
Flowey: (still laughing) Trashbag sounded like he was speaking German! >w<
Sans: (says random words in what sounds like German)
Flowey: O-O

Sans: Nah, I'm fuckin' with ya. I don't know German.
AOD!Frisk: Our Sans knows Italian...but that's just because Papyrus was apparently obsessed with Italy for awhile and he learned some to entertain him.
Papyrus: (eyes sparkle) Coooooooool!!
AOD!Frisk: *lowers their voice* so cool. so cool. so cool. so cool.
AOD!Chara: *smacks the top of Frisk's head*
AOD!Frisk: ....so cool.
AOD!Chara: *throws them out the window again*
Chara: (thumbs-up) Good call.

True *stands straight* I think I've got my bearings. Thanks for the help though.

Papyrus: (smiles) That's good. Now... (shoves them in the water) NYEH HEH HEH!
Sans: Betrayal kill, 100 bonus points! (laughs)
AOD!Toriel: ... Have you checked that water for contamination, or at least cleaned it? With all those bodies in there, it can't be sanitary....
Papyrus: You worry so much, Other Lady Toriel! Of course we have!
AOD!Toriel: Ah, that's good to hear. And I apologize, but it's my job to worry.
Papyrus: It's no problem, really! ^^
Sans: (shoves him in the water) HAHAHA
Papyrus: NYEH--- (splash) GOD DA--- (remembers Toriel) ---GOD DARN IT, SANS!!!
Sans: (puts hands on hips proudly)
Frisk: 200 points!
AOD!Toriel: ... *hip checks the other Sans into the water* Oops.
Sans: (random words in Spanish, presumably "WHAT THE---") (splash) other tori why did you betray me
Chara: Chain kill! 500 points! >w<

AOD!Toriel: Because I can, now, I hope I didn't rain on your parade.
Sans: Heh, course not! ^^
Papyrus: (dunks his head underwater) NYEH HEH HEH, REVENGE!!!
Sans: ?!?!?! (pulls back up) Bro, why?!
Papyrus: (imitates AOD!Toriel's tone) Because I can! >:3
AOD!Toriel: *laughs*

I dare Chara to eat all the chocolate they can before getting sick

Chara: This is my kind of dare! Other Me, would you like to participate?
AOD!Chara: *is already diving into a chocolate barrel and can't hear* WHAT DID YOU SAY???
Chara: I'll take that as a yes! (takes out a giant box of Hershey's Kisses because why not) If one of these can talk I'm burning the house down, because we are clearly jinxed.
AOD!Chara: *pops out for a moment* I honestly wouldn't be shocked at all.
* Chara shrugs and starts basically wolfing them down.
Papyrus: Oh good lord... (chuckles) This is going to turn out very not good.
AOD!Papyrus: *is apparently there for no reason whatsoever* INDEED, OTHER ME.
AOD!Chara: *has inhaled the whole barrel and gone onto the next*
Sans: They're actin' like Frisk on Halloween.
Frisk: I ate a quarter of my candy in ten minutes... and I had a lot of candy...
AOD!Frisk: Same.
Toriel: They got very sick... they have fortunately not done that since.
Frisk: No matter how tempting it is.

Papyrus: Chara, other Chara, try not to make a mess please... both with wrappers and eating too much chocolate... (chuckles nervously)
Chara: CAN'T HEAR, BUSY
Sans: of course
AOD!Chara: *has an insane look in their eyes* CH-CHoColaTe---
AOD!Frisk: Oh no--
AOD!Chara: *suddenly springs out of the barrel, going straight through the ceiling*
* Bickering between AOD!Chara and AOD!Flowey is heard shortly after.
Papyrus: Oh Jesus... I think that's close enough to sick...
Chara: (pops out of a random compartment in the floor, up to her knees in chocolate wrappers) What was that?
Frisk: (eyes widen)
AOD!Frisk: *not fazed* Entrances in our universe are always obscene...

Papyrus: (picks Chara up) I think that's enough chocolate for you, you're either going to have cavities or throw up.
Chara: NEVER ENOUGH
Papyrus: (sideways "really" glance)

Everyone, think fast, opinions: Soriel, Papyton, Fontcest (I expect a lot of screaming), Charisk, Chasriel

Frisk: oh god you said the s-word
AODFrisk: *insane happy fanchild screeching* OH MY GOD, YESEESESESESESEES!!!!
Chara: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ASKER?! Also, NO CHASRIEL, PAPYTON OR SORIEL (flips coffee table)
Papyrus: (walking in circles ranting about Papyton and Fontcest) (he seems very irritated)
AODSans: *doing the same exact thing as this universe's Papyrus with fontcest*
Sans: (remembers fontcest fanart he was dared to google) (sans.exe has stopped working, internal self-destruct initiated)
AOD!Chara: *staring at Charisk* ... People ship me with that? *points to AOD!Frisk, who's still screeching about Soriel*
Chara: Apparently. Hey, better than Chasriel.
AOD!Chara: True.
AOD!Sans: *finally finishes off his rant* ... and that's why frogs shouldn't fly!
AOD!Chara: Comedian... what??
Papyrus: Aaaaaand we broke him again.
Sans: (facepalms and laughs) What??

Toriel & Asgore: (clearly disapprove of Soriel and Chasriel)
Mettaton: (opens his mouth to speak)
Papyrus: (picks him up with magic and throws him out the window before he can say anything) A-whoops, my bad~ Nyehehe~
* (CRASH)
Papyrus: He hit the dumpster, he'll be fine. Probably. I dunno honestly.
AOD!Mettaton: Well, darlings, I understand Papyton is wrong, I just like to flirt with everything in existence.
Papyrus: Frisk is that you?
Frisk: Hey!
Sans: Well he's not wrong.
AOD!Sans: ... *starts going off again in some other tangent that no one is listening to*

Gaster: (just looking at him, concerned) Is this normal for you...?
Asriel: No Chasriel and no Soriel. Please. Dad is my dad, not Sans. And Chara is my sibling. That's weird.
AOD!Chara: *looks at Gaster* Yeah, he rants about random things a lot but then doesn't say anything that's ACTUALLY important. It gets on everyone's nerves.
Frisk: (trying to make AOD!Frisk shut up) (turns to AOD!Sans) If anyone knows how to turn this thing off, it's you. Help.
AOD!Sans: *wasn't paying attention* -huh?
Frisk: MAKE OTHER ME SHUT UP ABOUT SORIEL PLEASE.
AOD!Sans: ohhhh! I got'cha, kiddo. hey, frisk-
AOD!Frisk: *looks up at him, but their mouth is still going a million miles per hour about soriel*
Chara: (universal "kill me" sigh)
AOD!Sans: go over there. *points to a trashcan marked "soriel"*

AOD!Frisk: *runs over to it, jumping it, suddenly the noise coming from them ceasing*
AOD!Sans: fixed it... they'll be back in a few hours.
Chara: You genius.
Papyrus: Wait, where did that trash can even come from?
Sans: (whistling) (totally didn't have to dump a body)
Papyrus: Sans. We talked about this.
AOD!Papyrus: *has remained freakishly silent this whole time* ...
Frisk: Okay, he's creepy when he's quiet for too long...
AOD!Sans: bro, what's up?
AOD!Papyrus: ... I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... AM EXTREMELY CONFUSED... I KNOW WHAT THE SHIPS ARE... BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEIR EXISTENCE.
Papyrus: Trust me, other me... none of us do...
Turtle: *awkwardly sitting in a corner surrounded by charisk* ... *whistles, waddling away*
AOD!Sans: ... don't include the psychotic green thing.
Me: (guilty giggling, sitting in the Charisk corner)
Chara: (puts trash can lid on her head) Kweh.
Me: (confusion)
Chara: Confuse the Snow and she's quiet.
Me: (sudden fangirl giggling again)
Chara: Aw fuck.
Papyrus: Author, stop being weird..
Me: >w>
Papyrus: Author no
Sans: She has a shipping book... Jesus... some of the fucking ships this girl has.
Turtle: *protective hissing* *pets the kitten*
Me: yay someone loves me ;w;
Turtle: *nods* ^w^
Papyrus: Aw that's just cute

Yar awesome! Mettaton got a shower.

Mettaton: >_> what are you implying
Papyrus: (giggling like an idiot) burn

I dare Frisk to be walking with everyone (or at any time when everyone is around) then stop and start singing Stronger than you, Frisk version

Me: (purses lips) Let's hope that doesn't trigger any memories from Sans...
AOD!Frisk: I'm dropping me and Sans from this one, Flowey too.
Frisk: That's probably for the best.
AOD!Frisk: Yeah, I'll just keep him distracted while everyone's off. I have science homework anyway, so he won't get suspicious. *finger guns at the other Frisk*
Frisk: ayyy, you're smart. Anywho, let's do this!

* A little later, everyone is walking and talking and Frisk has not forgotten their dare just yet. Music starts playing.
Everyone: ???
Frisk: (deep breath) I didn't know what I got into, somehow I can't go back even if I really wanted to, so what more can I do? Here in the end it's just me (puts a hand to their chest) and you... (signals towards Sans)
Sans: (raises eyebrow)
Frisk: *Hoo boy, here we go...* I never wanted to play by all the rules, and knife in hand I'm playing out the part of the fools. Here we go, you can judge me thoroughly --- it's too late for apologies...
Sans: (seems to be remembering something) ...
Frisk: Go ahead and just hit me since you're able, we know my Determination is unstable. I'm not even mad because I keep on dying, but I don't even know why I'm trying. This isn't what I want, yet it's what I asked for, curiosity over all my morals, I took away our perfect happy ending, resetting the world despite the warnings...
Sans: (doesn't recall from his notes Frisk ever going genocide, so he's a bit confused)
Frisk: Right now I'm made, o-o-o-ooof, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE... LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE... I know who you are, you remember who I am.. I knew that once in a timeline we had grown to be good friends... and yet I killed your brother, without giving him a chance...
Papyrus: (has no idea what they're talking about) ...
Frisk: Every time you throw me down, I hope you kill me once again... (looks down)

Frisk: So go ahead and hit me since you're able, all the sin that I can feel is unbearable. If I could only hit you once it would be over, but the consequences last forever. The flowers are in bloom, as the birds will tell...! (lowers voice) It's a beautiful day to be burning in hell... (goes back to normal) You gave me advice, I chose Genocide, but I know how to make it right...
* Both Sans and Papyrus have strange, confused and concerned looks on their faces. Toriel looks a combination of confused, calm and surprised.
AOD!Papyrus: *feels strange but doesn't know why, so he just continues listening in confusion with the rest of everyone from his universe, with the exception of Chara*
* Six heartbeats before Frisk continues, and brings up their soul, holding a hand under it.
Frisk: I am made o-o-o-o-oof, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE... (gestures towards Alphys and Undyne) but I'll give up for you. LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE... (signals towards Sans and Papyrus) but I'll give up for you.
Sans: (something seems to click in his head)
Frisk: LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE... (signals towards the Dreemurr family) but I'll give up for you. LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE, LO-O-O-O-OOOVE...
* The music fades...

* Not knowing how else to respond, Sans hugs the human gently.
Sans: ...cmere pal. It's alright.
* Frisk is almost crying a bit. Considering how easy it is for Sans to hold grudges against anyone, even Papyrus is surprised at how forgivingly he reacts.
AOD!Everyone: ... *escort themselves out*
AOD!Chara: ... *walks by Sans and Frisk, quietly whispers.* Good job, comedian. *seems to give him a sincere smile for not freaking out on the other Frisk before leaving*
Sans: (smiles, still comforting a crying Frisk)

Asriel: (taps their shoulder) One more thing...
AOD!Chara: *jumps* *turns, giving him a questioning look*
Asriel: About what was bothering you, at least what I assume was... don't give up hope, okay? They'll find a way. (hugs them gently before smiling brightly and waving) See you later.
AOD!Chara: *chokes back the threatening lump in their throat* *hugs him back* Thanks... See you...
Asriel: Come on, no tears... it's alright. Everything will be perfect for you someday. I promise. Everyone will be together and happy. (smiles)
AOD!Chara: *muffled, soft laughs* I'm not a crybaby like you, dork. *sniffs* And I hope so...
Asriel: (chuckles) No, no you aren't. And I promise it will be. Just wait and see.
* Sans walks up and pats their shoulder.
Sans: Take it from the kid. I know things are hard, I know there are things you wish hadn't happened... but past problems are always fixed eventually. Everything will be alright. Keep your head up, kid. You've got your family, and not to mention everyone here with you.
AOD!Chara: *pulls away from Asriel, quickly rubbing their eyes to make sure they are dry* *looks between both of them with a strange smile on their face* I'll... keep that in mind... Thanks, both of you. *salutes to both of them before walking off*

Sans & Asriel: (smile) ...

Sans & Asriel: ...bye...