Wow, that's a new shade of Asriel. (steps back)

Sans: He's just like his parents. A pacifist, but will mess someone up if they hurt his family.

Half a star isn't even a physically possible rating smh aLSO OMG TORI HAS BECOME TANTALOUS FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY, TURNING HER OWN SON INTO FOOD—TORI BE PREPARED TO FO FO TARTARUS EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T DESERVE IT AHHHHHHHH

Toriel: I'm still noT OVER THAT PIE THING.

Toriel: I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYY ;-;
Flowey: It's okay, Toriel, stop crying before Asgore comes in here and kicks my ass -_-

You have no idea, Paps. And Chara, good job. I wish you the best of luck!

Papyrus: Nyeh?
Chara: Thanks! ^^

I wanna see that! I imagine it would be really cute. People we need to make Sans really happy more often. It's really cute!!

Alphys: It i-is super adorable. His eyes get all star-shaped and bright, and he looks like the c-cutest thing you'll ever see!
Sans: (nearby) (sneezes)
Alphys: He also s-sneezes like a kitten...! It's s-so adorable!
Frisk: AWWWWWWWW THAT WAS SO CUUUUUUUTE >w<

I dare every single person in this house to make a move on their crush ;)

Chara: *This is going to end so badly...* Hey Papyrus!
Papyrus: Nyeh? What is it, Chara?
Chara: Is your name nobody? Because they tell me nobody's perfect~
Papyrus: (blushes and laughs) You're too adorable for your own good, you know that?
Chara: *That went well, holy shit how did that go so well, is he calling me cute as in cute or cute as in attractive, I'm so confused help*

* Grillby and Sans are making friendly conversation while hoping the other doesn't notice that they're blushing.

* Toriel leans on Asgore's shoulder.
Toriel: ❤️
Asgore: (blushes and smiles, putting a hand on her shoulder)
Undyne: (in the distance) THEY'RE SO ADORABLE HOLY FUCK

Frisk: Hey Asriel, I wanna tell you something.
Asriel: (leans closer) What is it, Frisk?
* Frisk kisses him on the cheek.
Frisk: Love you, Azzy ❤️
Asriel: (blushing mess) I-I love you too, Frisk! (hugs them)

Temmie: (kisses Flowey on the forehead and runs away giggling)
Flowey: Uncreative, but direct and effective... (faints)

Undyne: (does the same thing to Alphys)
Alphys: (kisses her back before fainting)
Undyne: Cute 💚

Muffet: (talks to Grillby after Sans leaves to go have an emotional crisis about how obvious his blushing was)

I dare Papyrus to climb a tree and shout "I'm on top of the world!"

Papyrus: (on top of a tree) I'm on top of the world, hey! *Damn that song!*
Sans: (floats up beside him, because magic and headcanons and shit) I'm on top of the world, hey!
Papyrus: (continues) Been waiting on this for a while now, paying my dues to the dirt~
Chara: (climbs up tree too) I've been waiting to smile, hey!
Sans: Been holding it in for a while, hey!
Papyrus: Take you with me if I can, been dreaming of this since a child~
Papyrus. Chara & Sans: I'm on top of the world~

Frisk: Wow! You three sound amazing!
Chara: I practice a lot ❤️
Sans: Same here.
Papyrus: I'm honestly surprised... I knew Sans and Chara could sing because I've heard them singing to themselves before, but I didn't know I could!

*looks at Toriel* Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck duck—wait what *gets hit by a duck*

Toriel: Oh goodness! Are you okay?!
Chara: (throws a stick at the duck and knocks it down)
Frisk: (catches it) Say you're sorry, Mr. Duck.
Duck: Quack.

Flowey: Try to teach Frisk the ways of murder without hurting anyone or alarming Toriel.

Flowey: Ya see, Frisk, first you take a sharp thing. Anything will do, from a knife to a sharp tree branch.
Frisk: (picks up fork on the ground) Like this?
Flowey: That works too! Then you just jab the sharp end at the weak spot of whatever you want to dispose of multiple times until it stops breathing! :D
Frisk: So, Mom's snail pie?
Flowey: It breathes? o_o;

Sans: Google fanart of yourself. Hide from Papyrus while doing so. You may be scarred.
Chara: DON'T LET PAPS GET SCARRED.

Chara: On it!
Sans: I hate you askers so much sometimes... if you insist. (googles)
(stereotypical cringey Soriel pops up)
Sans: SHE IS MARRIED, PEOPLE. I'M NOT A HOMEWRECKER. STAHP. And stop bashing Asgore! He's a great guy and we all love him. Why does everyone thing he's a bad person?
Frisk: A person is not defined by their actions, but by their morals. And life forces everyone to go against their morals.
Sans: Well said, kid.
(Frans sin art pops up)
Both: WHY.
(Sin pops up)
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sans: BLEACH MY EYES
Frisk: WHY THO
Sans: SKELETONS HAVE NO DICK PEOPLE WHAT THE HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Papyrus: Chara, come on, let me see them! What are they screaming about??
Chara: It's too much for your innocent eyes to witness. Uhh... how about we make cupcakes? ^^;
Papyrus: (forgets about the screaming) That sounds wonderful!
Chara: Yay for cupcakes!

(Flowey x Sans shows up)
Sans: I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
Frisk: IT'S TIME TO STOP
Sans: WHY DO YOU ASKERS TORTURE MEEEEEEEE
Frisk: (jumps out the window)
Sans: WAIT FOR ME (jumps out the window too)
Flowey: They pulled a Papyrus.

You guys are eating Papyrus' kin—at least his spiritual kin lmao

Papyrus: (baking cupcakes with Chara) owo❓
Undyne: He still doesn't get it omg

I'm surprised Sans even wanted to climb a tree XDXD

Sans: I'm not that lazy! And I wanted to surprise Papyrus uwu

I dare Sans to do something he thinks is almost physically impossible for him to accomplish.

Sans: Like get out of bed on a Monday?

I dare Alphys to flirt with Undyne using science pick-up lines

Alphys: Oh hell yes! U-Undyne!
Undyne: Hm?
Alphys: W-want to help me with an experiment? I want to get some chemistry going between us 💛
Undyne: (chuckles and blushes) You cute little dork! (hugs her)
Alphys: Eep! o\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\o

I dare Undyne to create a gift for Alphys with her spear.

Undyne: I made her a little figurine of herself! ^^
Alphys: OMG I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Chara, do arts and crafts with Asriel, Frisk and Papyrus.

* Frisk makes a scrapbook.
* Papyrus helps them.
* Asriel makes a bracelet for Chara.
* Chara makes a flower crown for Frisk.

Frisk, call Asriel Azzy every time you say his name.

Frisk: AZZYYYYYY!!! (bear-hugs him)
Asriel: (smol startled goat screm) F-Frisk!! Don't scare me like that! Haha!
Frisk: Azzyazzyazzyazzyazzyazzyazzy
Asriel: What?
Frisk: Hug me uwu
* Asriel hugs Frisk tightly.

I dare Asgore to set up a prank for everyone in the house and say "Late April fools! Get dunked on!" whenever someone falls for your prank.

Asgore: That I can do! I got some help from a prank book I found in the living room. (hides behind a corner)
Undyne: (opens a door and gets soaked with water) WTF?!
Asgore: (leans out from behind the corner) Late April fools!
Sans: Get dunked on, sushi. (high-fives Asgore)
Undyne: ASGORE!!!
Asgore: *shit* Well I gotta go bye! (runs away)
* Undyne dries herself off.
Undyne: I'm totally getting him back.

MTT: Look up Mettablook fanart, and look at Underswap Napstabot.

* Five minutes later...
Me: Mettaton drank all the Clorox...
Happstablook: Underswap Blooky looks amazing! But seriously, stop with the Mettablook. I will kill all of you.

Blooky: Keep being you because you're cool ;-;

Blooky: .....thank you......

Papyrus: Run up to someone and shout "Ten Duel Commandments!" Preferably Sans, it might freak him out the most.

Papyrus: Nyehehe... (sneaks up on Sans) TEN DUEL COMMANDMENTS!
Sans: (screams) wHaT tHe fUcK (falls off the couch)
Papyrus: (laughs really hard)
Undyne: Damn he got you good dude
Sans: Well aren't you proud of yourself...! (starts laughing)
* They start playfighting, and it ends when Sans pins Papyrus on his back.
Papyrus: Dammit! My one weakness.
Sans: (stands up proudly and crosses his arms) ùwú✨
* Papyrus dumps a cup of water on his brother's head.
Sans: COLD!!!
Papyrus: Victory! Nyeh heh heh! (confident pose) ✨

Everyone play Spin The Bottle, but rig it so it pairs up all of Author-chan's ships!

Me: Aw hell yes I love you so much for this. HEY GUYS COME TO THE LIVING ROOM WE'RE PLAYING SPIN THE BOTTLE AGAIN
* First off, Frisk spins the bottle. It lands on Papyrus.
Frisk: Oh, okay >w< (kisses his cheek)
Papyrus: Nyeh! ^^ (spins the bottle)
* It lands on Napstablook. Papyrus kisses the ghost's forehead.
Blooky: (flustered) aaaaaaaa
Chara: Flustered ghost is best ghost.
Papyrus: Aw jeez I broke him. Someone else spin!
* Asriel spins and it lands on Chara.
Asriel: (kisses her cheek) Love ya sis ^^
Chara: Love you too bro. (spins the bottle, it lands on Frisk) (kisses Frisk's cheek)
Frisk: (smiles and blushes, then spins the bottle)
* The bottle lands on Sans (yes, I am a minor Frans shipper, the fluff is kinda cute).
Frisk: Hehe! (kisses his cheek)
Sans: Heh, cute. (spins the bottle, it lands on Grillby) (kisses his cheek)
Grillby: (blush intensifies, spins bottle without looking)
Bottle: (lands on Papyrus)
Papyrus: (wasn't paying attention)
Grillby: (kisses him quickly)
Papyrus: (light blush) Nyeh?
Sans: Maybe pay attention to the game, bro?
Papyrus: Nyeh heh... right. (spins bottle)
* It lands on Undyne.
Papyrus: (kisses Undyne quickly) Nyeh ^^
Undyne: (blushes lightly and smiles, bottle lands on Alphys) (kisses the lesbo dino)
Alphys: (blush intensifies, bottle lands on Sans)
Sans: (kisses her nose before she can kiss him) uwu✨
Alphys: (faints)
Me: Alph has too many crushes. Leave more comments! And thank you so much for almost 600 reads — I never thought my silly little book would get this much attention! It means a lot. Love you all! 💛