THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
I MEANT MAKE A PIE FOR FLOWEY
OMG

NO, NOT FLOE! ;-;

Toriel: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Sans: BAHAHA, TORI WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Frisk: (dying of laughter) Please be more specific next time, Asker! >w<
Ghost-Flowey: FRISK YOU LITTLE BITCH THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Frisk: THIS IS HILARIOUS FLOWEY

GOSH DARN IT, OMEGA FLOE!!

Ghost-Flowey: AT LEAST I TRIED!!

"MURDEROUS KID"
biTCH
FUCKING FIGHT ME
CHARA ISN'T A MURDEROUS KID
YOU ARE YOU FUCKTARD
(I just realized how rude I am to her but this is my reactions to fangirls like this)

Cutie: Hmph.

KRATOS, GOD OF WAR, I COMMAND THEE TO KILL THIS STRANGE PINK CAT

Cutie: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHAT DID I DO?!?!
Kratos: Greetings.
Papyrus: (hides behind a tree) nyehhh ;-;
Sans: What are you scared of?
Papyrus: HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN TEAR US TO PIECES!!! I'M THE ONE WITH 680 HP, YOU HAVE 1, HOW ARE YOU NOT SCARED?!
Sans: ...good point! (hides with Papyrus)
Cutie: Hey! I have a lot to live for! >:I
Undyne: Like stalking Sans and killing people?
Cutie: Exactly!
Me: Yandere-chan, is that you?
Kratos: Bye, pink mole rat.
Sans: Papyrus don't look. (covers his eyes)
Papyrus: Nyeh? But I wanna see! What's the worst that can happen?
* About ten seconds later, a Ghost-Cutie is floating in the air and nothing but a puddle of blood remains of her body.
Undyne: I know what "overkill" looks like now...
Papyrus: What happened? Why is there so much blood everywhere? Sans wouldn't let me see!
Me: You don't wanna know what happened.
Alphys: Just like that violent anime...
Ghost-Cutie: I'm still here! :D
Sans: (serious mode engage) Oh hell no.
* One theme song later...
Ghost-Cutie: (banished)
Undyne: FINALLY!
Papyrus: Yay, she's gone! :3
Sans: I feel kinda bad, why do I feel bad, I hate her... well, she was a cat, animal abuse might be the part...
Temmie: hOi
Me: Yes, readers, we had to be reminded that Temmie was here.

diD YOU JUST INSULT YOUR CRUSH'S SWEATER—

AZZY! THAT'S MEAN!

Asriel: Nonononono! You're taking it the wrong way! Frisk looks cute in their sweater, I look dumb in it.

Someone needs to comfort this poor bean... GRILLBY, PAPS, ONE OF YOU. GIVE HIM SUPPORT!

Grillby: Now that Cutie is gone, we can actually go near him! :D
* They both hug Sans to make him feel better. He smiles a bit.
Papyrus: Comfort mission successful ^^

I'm going to give you a special hell. (makes golden Gaster blasters and kills Cutie)

Asgore: You're a little late... you just set her blood pool on fire... now we have a giant fire...
Papyrus: (humming, roasting marshmallows)
Frisk: PAPYRUS WHAT IN THE FUCK
Papyrus: What? We have no other use for it, and I found a bag of marshmallows in the cupboard.
Undyne: Papyrus, do you have anything you need to talk about?
Papyrus: No, why?
Asriel: I am admittedly a bit scared that he's willing to go so close to a seven-foot-tall patch of blood-fire to roast fucking marshmallows.
Papyrus: You're so fluffy, I wouldn't be surprised if I found you in a marshmallow bag. Guess you had a lucky break.
Asriel: ...touché.
Chara: (steals a little golden Gaster Blaster and runs away) IT'S MINE, MUAHAHAHAHA
Gold Blaster: raaaaaaarr
Chara: Cute! :3

*grins evilly* don't worry~

Undyne: I said stop ;-;

Paps: Make something that isn't spaghetti, and eat it in front of the gang.

Papyrus: Roasting marshmallows counts as making food, right? Who wants marshmallows?
Frisk: Yay, marshmallows! :D

Undyne: Give a physical representation of how much you love Alphys and anime. Alphys, give a scientific one of how much you love Undyne and anime.

Undyne: (writes on a paper "Anime/Alphyne Hater" and sticks it on a training dummy) NGAAAAAHHHHH!!! (beats it senseless)
Alphys: (pours acid onto a training dummy with the same thing written on it) :3
Me: That'll do it...

Please don't say stuff like that or I may die
From Ms. Mary-Sue-OP-Yandere
(plotting how to kill Cutie in a corner)

Sans: She's gone already. Which means I can actually socialize now, yay! :D

Frisk: Bop someone on the head with your stick.

Frisk: (sneaks up behind Sans) Boop! >w< (hits him on the head gently)
Sans: (laughs) What was that for?
Frisk: I dunno :3

Figure out what he likes to do, then secretly learn more about it. If you know a lot about something he's interested in, then it'll help create a bond ^w^

Chara: Well, Papyrus has actually been working with Mom lately and learning how to bake, along with his cooking lessons with Undyne. Maybe if I join them, I can learn what he likes about it so much!

Me: Welp, Cutie is gone! I make no promises for future fangirl appearances, though. Leave more comments! And sorry for not updating. I didn't sleep well last night because I was up drawing and fucking around on DeviantArt, so I ended up sleeping an extra four hours longer than I should have. But nothing is wrong, if any of you are worried ❤️