(sorry for not posting in a year xddddddddddddddddd)

* Papyrus sits in Sans' room, holding his unconscious brother. He sets him in bed, tucks him in, then sits against the wall next to his bed, exasperated and wanting to sleep forever.

Sans: (in a coma-like state)

Papyrus: ...

Jesus christ! At least clean yourself off, my dude!

Papyrus: (chuckles a bit)

* He can barely function... how the fuck is he still sane??

Papyrus: How? I was out in the middle of nowhere. (looks down at his clothes) Jesus, I look like I murdered someone...

*hugs the skele tightly*it's ok buddo. sans is safe now

Papyrus: (smiles and hugs back tightly) Thank you...

GODDAMMIT!

Papyrus: Sorryyyyy... ;^;

I THOUGHT I TOOK THOSE PILLS FROM YOU *grabs the pills* NU FOR YOU

Papyrus: I have a supply. And I'm going to need those.. (takes them back gently, putting them back in his pocket, before collapsing back against the wall) I can't keep living like this... I need to sleep...

Oh.. I'm sorry for making you upset Papyrus.. anything I can do to make it up to you? Anything at all?

Papyrus: (smiles a little bit) It's alright, human, I'm not upset... just... tired... and bloody...

Papyrus: (sighs a bit, looking down at his hand) ...and crazy...

*hugs the papy tightly*

Papyrus: (desperate for comfort at this point, hugs back tightly)

* You think he's starting to cry, but you don't ask because he might get embarrassed...

YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LIAR

Papyrus: I know... (takes off his gloves slowly, sighing)

* The bandages are damp with blood, and the insides of his gloves are bloody, too. What happened to him?! Why is he bleeding?! Why are you panicking but he's so chill about his hands and wrists literally being coated in his won fucking blood?! HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!

Papyrus: I can wash that off later... I just need to avoid contact with the others, and I know they're all downstairs, just staring at the door and waiting for me to come out...

* He puts his gloves back on.

*cries*

Papyrus: (bumps his head against the asker's) Hey hey, shhh, it's alright... everything will be okay...

WHAT?!?! THATS NOT TRUE!!!! *pissed of dragon noises*

Papyrus: It could be... if the others weren't there, it would have been... (puts a hand to his temples) I need sleep, I need to shower, I need to eat, I just need to take care of myself... but the hybrids might wake up soon, and if I don't feed them, they'll starve, and this would have all been for nothing... (sighs, wanting so badly to sleep)

* He gets up and opens the door, taking off his lab coat and bringing it with him. Underneath, he has a simple black T-shirt on, which is also somehow bloody. He walks out, only to meet the eyes of the rest of his roommates, looking confused and shocked. Claire is inside, clinging to Gaster, who looks more worried for his son than scared.

Papyrus: ...

* Shooting an icy glare at the group, he turns his back to them and walks into the bathroom to take a shower without saying a word.

Everyone: (stares at the door for a few seconds) ...

Claire: He ran away from me... did I do something wrong...?

Gaster: No, human. You didn't do anything wrong. (ruffles her hair with a small smile)

*smashes head into wall*

Frisk: (raises eyebrows, confused)

That's not gonna stop anyone

Asriel: (cri)

*ignores* No thanks, m8. I ain't gotta listen to nobody.Sorry Naked green thing *flips you on your shell*

Gaster: (takes the joint) You were saying?

Claire: Anti-Drug Team, 1, Turtle 0.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy i have a dad whoes not shit REJOICE *does the dad dance*

Toriel: (giggling) My child...

Asriel: perfect

Asgore: (just confused, laughs a bit anyway)

Asgore, you are mine and the rest of the readers father

Asgore: (smiles a bit) I have no problem with that.

Undyne: GOAT DAD IS BEST DAD (hugs him)

Asgore: (smiles and hugs her)

What heart-?

Me: don't question fanfiction logic

ICANTTHISISTOOCUTEOHMYSHIP

Gaster: (pulls his turtleneck up to hide his mouth) >\\\\\\>

Claire: gayyyyyyyyyyy i approve

Alphys: hehe ship it

Gaster: alphys i hate you sometimes

Alphys: love you too

Gaster: no

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Gaster: (hits them in the head with a frying pan halfway through their lenny spam)

Asgore: Dr. Gaster no!!

Claire: why you do dis gaster

Gaster: ... (hits them again)

Toriel: That's enough!

Gaster: No it isn't. (hits them one final time before throwing the pan back into the kitchen)

*fangirls with Toriel, holding 2 dolls of gaster and asgore*

Gaster: Okay that is creepy.

Toriel: ??? :3

Undyne: (staring up at the bathroom door)

* The shower can be heard running inside.

Asgore: Undyne?

Undyne: (mumbles) Where did that blood on his clothes come from...? What happened to Sans...?

Asgore: Whatever happened, I'm sure they'll both be alright.

* The water stops. A few minutes later, Papyrus walks out, dressed in a white T-shirt and some simple black pants, holding his bloody clothes. Since his gloves aren't on, everyone can see his bandaged hands and wrists. The bandages look fresh, but still bloody.

Undyne: Papyrus--

Papyrus: (walks right past her silently)

Chara: (grabs his arm) Papy?

Papyrus: (actually stops walking and turns to look at her, a bit surprised)

Chara: What happened to you? Where's the comedian? Why are your hands bloody???

Papyrus: (flattered that she cares, but in a seriously bad mood) (flatly) I'll tell you when we're alone. (keeps walking down to the laundry room)

Chara: (follows him)

* The door opens, making a few people turn around. Muffet is helping Grillby, Fuku and Olivia inside.

Mettaton: Thank goodness you four are alright!! What happened?!

Fuku: Muffet found us unconscious.. she woke up up and brought us home...

Muffet: Well I couldn't just leave you there, dearies!

Grillby: (smiles) Maybe you're not so bad...

* Meanwhile, downstairs, Papyrus is sitting with his back against the active washing machine. Chara sits next to him.

Chara: So... are you gonna tell me now...?

Papyrus: (exhales)

Chara: Paps... please...?

Papyrus: (irritated scowl, not wanting to answer) (turns away from her)

* Way to neglect your girlfriend, asshole.

Chara: (looks down, feeling awkward and rejected) If you don't want to talk... I won't make you... I guess...

* They sit together in silence. They eventually lay down on the floor, Papyrus using her as a teddy. He falls asleep almost immediately, and Chara smiles.

Chara: Finally you get some sleep.

* She decides to rest too.