Are you a hero?

"No I'm an banana" Unaliver says

(What?)

"Yes I'm a hero...well sort of, yeah lets go with a hero"

(He goes with whatever side)

"Stop answering questions for me! I am totally a hero"

(He's special)

"Shush! I am a hero most of the time, I'm also an avenger and an x-men and all them other super hero teams"

(Yeah, pretty sure thats all a lie)