Me: Hey Guy-

Minto: DONT YOU "Hey Guys" THEM! WE HAVE A CRISIS HERE!!

Kisshu: *depressed*

Me: You still hung up on what happened last chapter?

Minto: YES!!

Me: Come on just let it go

Minto; HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO-

Me: HEY EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK!

Minto: STOP IGNORING ME-

Me: AS YOU ALL MAY RECALL FROM LAST CHAPTER, KISSHU HAS GOTTEN A DARE AND MINTO IS FREAKING OUT!

Minto: YES I AM-

Lettuce: U-Uh Minto-san, please calm down!

Pudding; That's right Minto-Oneesan!

Minto: I CAN'T CALM DOWN!!

Me: FIRST DARE!!

Ryou; What the hell is-

Me: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS...

Keiichiro: I believe it's some sort of modern video game or something..

Me: ITS CLASSIC!! YOU CAN'T NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS!!

Everyone: *confused*

Me: *sighs* it's a racing game.

Masaya: Makes more sense.

Me: OKAY! LETS BEGIN!

*everyone has controllers in their hands*

*TV screen comes up*

Me: Okay! Choose your character!!

Few minutes later..

Taruto: (came in first) I WIN!!!

Ichigo: (came in 6th) HOW DID YOU WIN!?!

Taruto; CAUSE IM A NATURAL BORN PRODIGY!

Pai; (came in 7th) T-This is impossible!! My chances of winning were at least 87%... and my calculations of trajectory were spot on!

Pudding; (came in 2nd) I came in second!

Kisshu; (came in last place) MY CONTROLLER DIED HALF WAY THROUGH..

Minto; (came in 4th) THIS IS LUDICROUS!! I LOST TO CHILDREN!!

Zakuro: (came in 3rd)

Ryou; (came in 5th) THIS IS CRAP!

Keiichiro (came in 9th) it's okay Ryou, there's always next time!

Lettuce: (came in 10th) I-I'm not exactly good at this sort of thing...

Masaya: (came in 8th) well, I've only made it this far because Ichigo believed in me!

Kisshu; *cries*

Me: Well that was an interesting game that we have just witnessed.. on to the next dare!

Ichigo; WHAT!?!

Kisshu; WHA-

Me: Nope! You can't be associated with her!

Kisshu; IM DEFENDING HER!

Me: You're still associating yourself with her

Kisshu; WHY-

Ichigo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT TALK!?!

Ryou: The dare was self explanatory. Shut up

Ichigo: NO I WILL NOT-

*tape appears on Ichigo's mouth*

Me: Well that took care of things

Kisshu; I OBJECT!

Pai: This isn't democracy

Kisshu; THIS IS A CRIME!

Ichigo: *muffled*

Masaya: Don't worry Ichigo! I'll save you!

Kisshu; *looks like he's about to murder him*

Me: And finally! Our last dare!

Masaya: WAIT!

Ichigo: NGGFFFF!! ("NOOOO")

Minto; Oh no not this again.

Masaya: BUT I ALREADY DIED ONCE!

Me: Then die again!

Masaya: ITS NOT THAT EASY!

Me: Sure it is.

Kisshu; I vouch! I accept all these terms! I wish for this man to see his death!

Taruto: DUDE, IF HE DIES THEN WE'RE GONNA DIE! THIS IS DEEP BLUE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! HE's GONNA KILL US ALL!

Kisshu: *remembering the time he died* HOLY CRAP-

Ryou; Well it was nice knowing you all. You four mews did an excellent job.

Ichigo: FWWR!?? ("FOUR!??")

Ryou; Yes. Four.

Keiichiro; You're missing someone Ryou

Ryou; I don't think I am.

Kisshu; AS MUCH AS I HATE THIS MAN, I VOTE FOR HIM NOT TO DIE!

Pai; That's a first.

Me: Well, gotta get the fan service and give the people what they want! Goodbye Masaya

Masaya: NO- *dies*

Ichigo: *crying* NNGGFFFFFFFFFF!! ("NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!")

*Deep Blue possesses his body*

Kisshu: Here we go..

Taruto; Boy are we gonna be in trouble

Deep Blue: *looks at me* YOU!!

Me: Yeah, it's me.

Deep Blue; LAST TIME I WAS HERE, YOU MADE ME CROSS DRESS!

Me: IT WAS A TUTU OKAY? AND YOU WERENT THE ONLY ONE!

Deep Blue: *looks at Kisshu, Taruto and Pai* Oh.. it's you three..

Taruto: Hey.. uh.. you look.. well..?

Kisshu; Taruto don't reason with the man. He's going to kill us anyway.

Me: OKAY! So Deep Blue, you have been dare by a fantastic reader of mine, to show off your powers!

Deep Blue: I get resurrected from the dead to put on a SHOW!?

Me: That's about right!

Pudding: So Aoyama-oniichan died for nothing?

Ichigo: *crying*

Me: Pretty much.

Deep Blue; Well if I must *glares at Kisshu, Pai and Taruto* then I'll be glad to show them off on them

Kisshu: *cries* I really did love you Ichigo.. no matter what..

Taruto: Welp, time for round two.

Pai: This'll be exciting..

Deep Blue; *harnesses a gigantic energy ball and penetrates the three aliens within milliseconds*

Minto: Oh... my god..

Me: Well that was... extra..

Kisshu, Pai and Taruto: *burnt to a crisp*

Kisshu; You know.. I preferred my first death a lot better.. at least I died in Ichigo's arms..

Taruto; So this is what BBQ feels like..

Pai; You're thinking of food at a time like this.

Me: that was AWESOME! DO SOMETHING ELSE!!

Kisshu; DONT ENCOURAGE HIM-

Me: CAN YOU ROB A BANK??

Deep Blue; Please, I can do more than rob the
bank.

*distant explosion*

Deep Blue: Why steal currency when you can you can get rid of it and everything can be free?

Me: AMAZING!

Ryou: Does this mean I'm not rich anymore

Mint: AND ME!??

Me: DO MORE! DO MORE!!

Deep Blue: *make a huge tornado and a thunder storm*

Me: AWESOME!!!

Lettuce: Shouldn't we end it at there..? Isn't a storm a bit much...

Pudding: And those poor bank people too..

Me: AW COME ON, WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT!

Ryou; You insensitive human being

Ichigo; *crying cause she missed her boyfriend*

Me; Alright alright, it was fun while it lasted. See ya! *snaps*

Deep Blue: WA- *he disappears from Masaya's body

Masaya: *back to normal* W-What just..-

Ichigo: *exclaims and flings her arms around him*

Me: Aaaaand he's back

Kisshu; *mutters* Why can't she hug me like that..

Pai: Keep dreaming

Pudding: Aoyama-oniichan! He's alive!!

Lettuce: Welcome back!!

Me: AND THAT MY FRIENDS, CONCLUDES TODAY's DARES! THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING AND ILL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!

Me: STAY SAAAAAFE!!

Ichigo: *still crying*

Masaya: W-What happened-?!

*police sirens in the distance*

Police 1: WHO BURNED THE BANK!!

Woman: AHH!

Guy: WHAT THE HELL!? A TORNADO!!?

Ryou: *sighs* Lots happened..