The shit post of all shit posts
Yuki: *acting gay with Penal*
Penal: *acting like the kundere fuck she is* Yuki, you know I'm not going for it.
Yuki: C'mon Penal. Just, don't be emotionless for once.
Penal: Nah. *picks up tablet and starts drawing something*
Classic Toriel: I do not appreciate you flirting with Penal Yuki. She's a girl and so are you.
Yuki: Well, we're both bi so, it's not that weird. Plus, you don't know if you're allowing Frisk to be gay for Sans. *shrugs then leans on Penal's chest*
Penal: *acts as if she doesn't even notice*
Fell Toriel: Oh, come off it. Don't ruin the kids fun, Classic. After all, they aren't in a bedroom.
All other Toriels: *sCrEeCh*
Penal: *attempts to hold her laughter as she acts like it wasn't funny*
Yuki: Ayeeee! Nice one! *high fives Fell Toriel*
Little Toriel: *walks to Horror Toriel and grabs her hand* I don't want listen to this. You don't either, right? *pulls her out the door into another room*
Penal, Classic Toriel, and Swap Toriel: Yes! Spare your ears, dear child!
Fresh Toriel: So, any of them rad dares or questions?
Penal: Sadly, no. But, I wanted to add some more Toriels.
Mafia Toriel: Please don't. I'm staring to hate myself because I'm technically with myself.
Penal: *starts looking around*
Mafia Toriel: What are you doing?
Penal: Searching for a fuck to give. Oh right, I don't give one. Anyway, so, the new Toriels should be here anytime soon along with the pizza I ordered.
Yuki: PiZzA?
Penal: Yes, and other goat mas.
Door: *knocks* (Don't question.)
Outer Toriel: *answers the door* The pizza and other Toriels are here!
Penal: *puts down the tablet* Okay. So this is Reaperswap Toriel, Swapfell Toriel, Danceswap Toriel, and Underworld Toriel.
Reaperswap Toriel, Swapfell Toriel, Danceswap Toriel, and Underworld Toriel: *walk in*
Yuki: *jumps behind the couch* Why did you have to bring in that one? *points to Underworld Toriel*
Underworld Toriel: *makes a demonic goat sound*
Penal: I wanted to give Asylum Toriel some company that she'll enjoy. Would your rather have Help_Tale?
Everyone in the room: *shakes head* No thank you.
Penal: Yeah, so sooth your boobs. And it's about 11:55 p.m. so I should get to bed before 5. That's...
Little Toriel: *pokes head in* I think you forgot one. She's in bath.
Penal: Oh yeah. We still have one more Toriel!
Yuki: Is it one I can torcher?
Classic Toriel: *shakes her head disappointingly*
Swap Toriel: What's with you and always wanting to hurt something?
Penal: Its in her genes. Don't question it. Anyway, *walks into the next room and pulls out a giant fish tank* Say hello to Oceantale Toriel!
Every one but Fell Toriel, Underworld Toriel, and SwapFell Toriel: *waves*
Yuki: *looks around to see no one's watching her, grabs a box of pizza and makes a dead sprint to the next room*
Penal: *sees it* HEY! *starts to chase after her*
Ocean Toriel: Shouldn't you make your outro?
Penal: Oh yeah. Umm, that's all. See ya! *continues chasing Yuki* YUUUUUKIIIIIIII!!!
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