ME!ME!ME! and Insults
Me: alright all of you have two dares and spy you can come out now
Spy: *comes out from behind me* alright what are the dares ma belle
Me: *blushes at the name spy called me* tatjanamirkovic dares you all to react to *shivers* me!me!me!
Scout: the hell is me!me!me?
Me: your about to find out *goes on my computer goes on youtube and types me!me!me!* its starting everyone come here
Everyone: ok *everyone comes to the computer and the video plays Scout watches the video and starts screaming to stop the video Engie keeps his cool but then starts yelling I SEEN TOO MUCH TURN IT OFF everyone else just acted like they were being murdered*
Me: ok hydroking dares all of you to insult anyone to the maximum point anyone can pick anyone
Spy: anyone? Hmmm *goes up to scout* hey scout you know the reason your mom let you take this job she wanted you to die so she didn't have to see your ugly face anymore
Me: OHH DAMN
Scout: stfu you stupid hoe
Me: the fuck did you just call me you little pansy? *gets out butterfly knife*
Scout: *gets out baseball bat* THAT'S IT I'M KICKING YOUR ASS
Spy: no *breaks us up so we don't fight*
*everyone comes around to insult eachother engie insults spy calling him a stupid bitch that just likes to mess with his contraptions for the fun of it soldier insults heavy calling him a stupid communist heavy insults demoman calling him a drunken idiot that can't control his self around alcohol and everyone insults eachother because i couldn't come up with insults*
Me: alright before everyone sends eachother to the respawn i better end this here bye don't forget to ask us stuff
Scout: if you say that again i will kick you in the throat
Me: violent much? Anyways bye
Everyone: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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