Me: Hey Mina, the new dare came in.
Mina: What is it InklingGirl?
Me: Some guy named Sproing told you and the others to reveal their crushes, and according to the Ask or Dare Rulebook, all dares and questions must be done.
Mina: Ok then *grabs Helix Fossil*.
Me: Where'd you get that?
Mina: My old home of Mt. Moon.
Me: How is the Helix Fossil gonna help?
Mina: Well, my dad taught me that if I shake it, the others will make like an Abra and Teleport, *shakes Helix Fossil*.
Others: *appear out of nowhere*.
Mina: Thank Arceus you guys are here, some guy named Sproing wants us to reveal our crushes.
Wattson: Fine, but you owe me one Rare Candy, I was just about to get one from the school's vending machine as my reward for helping the janitor restock, at least I got my paw out before you summoned me out of nowhere.
Mina: Anyway, I do have a crush, there's this boy Aromatisse at school, he's a drama kid, he was the lead role in Karen's favorite play, Gorgeist of the Opera, he smells so nice, I even got his number on my pPhone.
Wattson: My crush is this Mimikyu girl who hates Pikachu like me, we also played Let's Go Eevee together at her house, you'd like her Karen.
Cilan: My crush, is this Lorantis, we met in Foods class, she's the best at cooking, we even made tofu flavored cookies together, and she's lactose intolerant, like Mallow and I.
Mallow: I... um, have a crush on uh um uh... ok, I have a crush on, a Leafeon, he evolved just to impress me, tee hee.
Whitney: I don't have a crush on anybody, but the mailman sent me this secret admirer letter.
Lucian: That's not from the mailman, it's from someone anyway, but definitely not the mailman.
Lucian: I have a crush, she's very cute, there's this Audino girl in Mega Evolution class, she was my tutor for it, I got an A- on the test.
Karen: Psshaw, my crush is much better than those pokemon, except Whitney's, my crush is Edward, the Crobat from my favorite book series Dusk, he's much better than that Midnight Lycanroc Jacob, too bad he's taken by Bella, a beautiful Tsareena, sigh.
Lucian and Wattson: *Rolling on the floor laughing*.
Mina: Ignore the laughter, please ask and dare us more, we're ready for anything, and please ask or dare just one of us, I'm not begging you but please, oh hey InklingGirl, do you know where I put my Rare Candy?
Me: Well, Wattson said you owed him a Rare Candy, so I gave him the one you had with you, sorry.