G: Don't mention this ever again and I guess I'll try stop smoking
Author Chan:G ooh you have a soft spot for pebbles
G: Shut up
Author Chan: G and pebbles sitting on a tree
G: Shut it
Author Chan: K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love second comes
G: SHUT UP!!!
Author Chan: Marriage and third comes a baby in a golden carria-
G: *throws a giant book at author Chan's head*
Author Chan: *faints*