Yandere blue: *grabs the knife* Goodbye sakura say your last words to fell because he will be mine even if that means I have to tear you apart piece by piece *starts laughing like crazy*
Author Chan: oh no he's planning to tell sakura i have to tell her
Yandere blue: Hmmm what was that Author Chan?
Author Chan: (in my mind: Oh no he heard) N-Nothing I was just going to tell sakura that her tacos are ready
Yandere blue: I hate liars like you and I can't let you tell sakura about my little plan *tranqulizes author Chan*
Author Chan: W-What did you d- *falls asleep*
Yandere blue: Goodnight Author Chan....