Author Chan: Classic people are fighting over you now
Classic: WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!
Everyone: BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK YOUR ADORABLE!!!!
Classic: Do I have to choose now author Chan???
Author chan: Yess but, the two that like you must prove them selves worthy for your love
Classic: I-I guess
Author Chan: Yuss the competition shall go on unless Yandere Blue comes and attacks me but I doubt that will happen
Yandere Blue: heh Author Chan.... You don't know what I have planned for you.........